Anyone else in here feel confident that they could take down Gregor Mcconnor in a fight?

Remember to lovestream the fight OP so we can all laugh at your dumbass when Mcgregor sets a new record for fastest ko in a match of 2 seconds.

>Being the boxer that the mafia didn't pay off takes talent

Reminder that conner got his shit pushed in by a legally retarded, stoned jobber who had 10 days prep when he tried to fight in a non-child division.

he really sounds and looks retarded, but is he really? maybe a little slow or something?

You're not nearly nearly enough for you size to make a difference.

>tries to make memegregor sound tough
>posts pics of 145 lb potato famine mode memegregor

youtube.com/watch?v=gP8ZtKoDrRY

BJJ in a nutshell

He'd knock you the fuck before you saw it coming.

Shit, even Mighty Mouse would fuck you up.

Why don't people realize that fighting is a skill like any other? They don't say that they would beat Tiger Woods at golf because they have longer arms and thus a better swing or something, why do they think that they would be better at fighting than someone who has 10000x their experience and skill in it?

I ....actually beat Tiger Woods at a round of golf once. He gave me four Subway sandwiches to keep quite about it.

>lying to prove a point

How would you take him down? With what technique?

Not wearing gloves, he would probably fracture your skull in one punch

Sorry, but no. He even made a snide comment about my choice of toppings: only peppers, jalapenos, and mayo on white bread. He said it was a waste of money ;___;

I want to believe..

Doesn't seem like he did any damage.

Also, why is he wearing MMA shorts/no shirt outside? Probably staged.

"put my le hand on his forehead and watch him flail around, not like he can just duck under or something XDDD"

i think he would rock you with sheer irish chi

>didn't do any damage
He literally choked him the fuck out, and deff bruised up his face.

He knows BJJ so he could easily put him in an arm-bar, but didn't, because he isn't trying to prove himself

neckbeard "bearmode" stay mad

What's kung fu gonna do?
youtube.com/watch?v=sAjVdTy1fj4

These people are right. They have common sense/ experience in fighting sports etc.
These people are autistic gym rats

I could literally keep him away just by putting my arm between him and me lmao

hell even if I let him swing he wouldn't be able to reach my face

manlets, wwtl?

All those punches to the noggin and he is still walking.

He was clearly trying to prove himself. Angry manlet incarnate with MMA shorts on in public and no shirt on.

Chokes don't do any damage bro. I've grappled for years. You have to hold them for a ridiculous long time. Dude was perfectly fine.

Going for a joint submissions is a lot smarter thing to do from a legal perspective anyways. Choking seems to make the police butthurt. Although, I wouldn't recommend an armbar in a streetfight against somewhat a lot larger than you.

Dude I wanna impregnate you with my manlet genes

srs

He has the reach of a man 6'2, so no.

>He was clearly trying to prove himself.
so not taking shit from people is proving yourself

a mix of lisp, social anxiety and a little punch drunk perhaps

not retarded tho

By who?

In reality, the small and fast always beat the slow and big.

>I've grappled for years
>Chokes do no damage

Ok, bud. Let me get you in a rear-naked and hold it for about 2 minutes. I'll bring flowers to your funeral.

hows 7th grade

Nate

You never see who was the instigator.

Although, certain cues can tell you who it was:

>young
>manlet
>no shirt on
>MMA shorts

Did you not read my post? They do damage if you hold them for a long time. That's exactly what I said. That's not what happened in the video.

I'd say in that case, the woman's weak little punches really aren't gonna effect that huge monster.

You seem to have confused "reality" with "anime"

you aren't strong though.

you don't really need to hold them for long if you're proficient at them. you're probably just bad or lying on the internet.

I'm talking about DAMAGE

Going unconscious is not damage. Yes, you can go out pretty fast (depends on choke). But damage is a function of blood being cut off from the brain for a long enough period. Squeezing harder isn't going to do that.

Fucking manlet internet defense force in here.

This

>I don't have any specific fighting expierence but I believe that strength and size can make up for it. He's like 5'9'' 145lbs manlet skeletton kek
Every time. Ever notice how people with specific fighting experience never make these threads?

...

I do sometimes when I'm bored to troll people

Both these guys are faggots.
Little guy whaled on a dude who tapped out and big guy tried to act like a big tough man again after he tapped out like a bitch.

>Height 5'12''

Well fuck you. I thought I understood Amerifat units. Why is that not 6'0''?

People need to step up their troll game.

Because he's a fucking manlet brah

You probably want to take a BJJ class before that. When you have people 25 lbs lighter than you making you tap then revisit this idea of going against someone who is a champion in fighting. Also, footwork and timing works against anyone. You're probably not used to dealing with leg kicks so any half decent mms fighter could just kick your leg and knees to death before you got close enough to do anything.

Conor gave Nate the business in the 1st rd and then got choked out by someone who's a high level BJJ blackbelt that trains Kron Gracie who's the son of the greatest BJJ guy ever and also top 10 in the world in BJJ. Nate does triathlons for fun and trains with Andre Ward for boxing.

Nate doesn't train Kron in BJJ yah goof.

Also calling him a high level black belt is a bit much too.

So many morons without any fighting experience in this thread. Like all things it's a little bit from column A, and a little bit from column B.

Height and weight =/= fighting ability, but they still have a MASSIVE impact on fights. Why the fuck do you think they divide fighting associations in to weight classes?

Sure, a trained fighter vs a guy who only has 10lbs on him is gonna fucking wreck his slightly heavier opponent, but skill has diminishing returns as we go up to 20, 30, 40, even 50lbs of extra mass (mostly lean mass, we're not talking fatasses here) is going to start making a huge difference, and have a massive effect on the outcome of the fight. The amount of skill you need to make up for something like a 70lb weight discrepancy is approaching world class levels (assuming both fighters are in decent shape again, no fucking fatasses)

I'm not saying that fighting isn't a skill, but you can only cover so much ground with it when it comes to taking on bigger guys. This isn't fucking DragonBall Z or some other anime, being huge gives you a massive advantage, and if you can't accept that you're probably either 1) a weeb or 2) a skelly looking for validation on a Mongolian textile pattern sharing board.

> THIS THREAD IS STRAIGHT PASTA AND YOU'RE ALL TAKING THE BAIT

>THIS THREAD IS STRAIGHT PASTA AND YOU'RE ALL TAKING THE BAIT

> THIS THREAD IS STRAIGHT PASTA AND YOU'RE ALL TAKING THE BAIT

He's also a retarded, stoned, jobber who had 10 days prep.

I train at an mma gym, we love when idiots like you come in. We tell them "wow, man your strong" people love to hear how strong they are.

Then we own them like little girls.

He's been bulking up for his move to LW so he is closer to 175 than to 145. Your weight advantage would be negligible, you'd get fucked

Nah Nate rolls with punches like a champ, Conor did less than you think he did in rd 1

You dont understand the knowlege these fighters have. Day after day for years on end. These guys have been around guys like you 50 times a year. Youre nothing special, just some guy that lifts weights and cant fight. Guys like You come to the gym at least once every couple months to test their skills. They usually only last a couple months and then leave. They get tossed around very easily and it hurts their egos. The world comes into focus for them and they realize where their place is in the hierarchy. Down at the bottom with the women and children with all the muscles to open up jars for grandma.

If you cant fight what do you do in a fight? not much is what you do. The trained fighter just has to control your flailing limbs. You always put your self into the worse spots thinking youre gonna out muscle the fighter and you lose. Over and over you lose.

This is how these guys got good. They came in the gym like this person only they never stopped./

You have zero chance against mcgregor. He is one of the greatest mma fighters of all time.

Nobody reasonable is saying that Bruce Lee would beat Hafthor Bjornson, but if you take a random dude with years of real fighting experience and pit him against a random dude without it, the former will win 99% of the time.
The vast majority of men in decent shape are within a 50lbs range from each other weight-wise, so in the skill vs size argument, the emphasis should be definitely put on skill.

A close friend of mine is about 80kg lean and I've seen him beat guys 120kg+ (one roided bouncer and one freakishly tall, but not lanky dude, to be specific) with my own to eyes. He simply hit them without getting hit himself.

Being a 3 time world muay thai champion I laugh at his stand-up..he probably has better bjj but he won't get close enough without being lit up. Or in his words. >his stand-up is basic.

You got to remember he cuts down from 165-170ish.. Now onto the other issue.. All men think they can fight, that is until you actually fight. Everyone has a game plan till you get punched or kicked in the face. He'd knock you out. Easily.

literally every teenager who just hit 4pl8 dead and isn't a manlet could stomp this leprechaun to pieces

You're a fucking dope

The Muay Thai stance is extremely susceptible to take-downs, you would be absolutely mauled.

Also
>lying on the internet
Literally laughing at your life, I can guarantee you're a coward, I've known plenty of faggots like you

pssh notin personnel kid

I don't think Gregor would even waste his time talking to Op. I mean Op is a failure of a human while Gregor is a multi millionaire fighter. Clearly one is more suited towards fighting

I remember when these threads were about Ronda rousey and how she would whoop the shit out of a man who only lifted weights

Then she got be by some skinny bitch that should be makin me a sandwich.

I would clean and jerk macgregor then power slam his faggy ass on the mat and stomp the fuck out of his face.

What's he gonna do

I'm 6' 225, 2/3/5/6 and did kenpo as a kid and wrestled in high school, I'm rather confident I could beat him to death.

"Whats he gonna do"
>not lie down like a fucking barbell

Lmao, they call me the tomahawk. I'm Australian. It's ok man..its ok :) if you can't figure out who I am that's unlucky for you.

So what f my stance isnt for mma..im not sure if your this retarded or not but your able to change it up to suit who your fighting.

My teep is on point. If I can best pornsaneh in a cage I can beat mcnobody

Please be bait

this, people think they would be able to get him in that position of vulnerability before getting their fucking skull bashed in lol

He doesn't need to lie down like a barbell when he's 150 lbs less than my 5rm

Lmao you delisional fuckwit gr8 b8

It's not :) look up my super 8 princes cup spinning elbow KO and tell me I'd lose

i could understand if you were like 230+ and taller and if you were not weak as fuck
1/2/3/4 with your weight is kinda embarrassing

Nigga idk who tf you are

Idiot.

Wow..for a nerd your not very good at filtering info.

My nickname is tomahawk
I beat pornsaneh at cage muay thai
I won my princes cup fight via spinning elbow.
I was trained at iron fist muay thai.

If you can't figure it out then your more retarded then the McGregor fanboys

nigga its ok, hes an angry manlet

>all these people taking obvious bait

What. He is a first degree black belt in Gracie jiu jitsu. Do you have any idea what you are talking about

Different guy, but damn impressive. Why don't you try MMA, probably more money right? I just watched some highlight video. Not familiar at all with Muay Thai rules but I'm assuming there's zero ground action, I'm not used to watching combat sports where you can be so upright within that short of a distance of your opponent

If you bumrush him, maybe. And then you eat 30 ellbows to the face on the ground.

reminder conor went from fighting at 145 to 170 (fucks his cardio by not cutting) and a switch from a short muy thai fighter to lanky skeleton with longer reach boxer on 10 days notice.
A rematch at 155 and conor schools him

Hey mate. Yes mma is more money but I'm also a plumber and earn 80k/year from that.

We can grapple and throw/trip to the ground but that is as far as it goes. I've been doing bjj in my off times but to be truly successful I'd have to get obsessed with it and for that I'd need to move and leave my job etc etc. Not totally out but at this stage muay thai maybe more mma gloves fights in the future

Confirmed for not knowing anything about fighting

How does not starving yourself ruin your cardio? Would you not be doing all your fitness at full weight? You can't claim because of opponent change its an excuse. The same goes for diaz.. He didn't cut and he is a 155 fighter..don't forget connor cuts to cancer patient levels and will end up in 155/early retirement

bait?

hi there mike

Haha thanks user,gave me a good chuckle.

Hello, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
Fucking manlets.