One life

>One life
>6'3" white male
>narrow shoulders & wide hips

Pic ?

>6'4
>white
>rich
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>FAT

JUST

>one chance at life
>5' 8 and half Pakistani

Could be worse, but could be a hell of a lot better

>Beautiful skin
>thick, soft hair
>Nice, perky butt
>above average faces
>tfw I'm a guy and so everyone thinks I'm gay
I've banged a few chicks because they thought I was gay and approached me first to just talk.
But I get hit on by guys none stop..
If only I was taller than 5'9 maybe this wouldn't happen.

>one life
>lose 160+ lbs
>handsome as fuck
>still have anxiety in social situations without alcohol
>26 and never had a gf because I'm a fucking prick otherwise
HaHa oh man my ledges are in orbito

Down to 150 now but you get the idea. Started my bulk today.

Why don't you just try it and see how it goes? You in London?

Stop masturbating, seriously
I'm 30 years old. Started dating a HT woman a year and a half ago. Finally was able to fuck her a week later, and my dick went limp. 2 days later, the same. Third time's the charm, right? Lol nope, was pounding for 30 minutes and couldn't cum

Fastforward till today, I now masturbate only 1 time per week and I'm able to cum within 5 minutes if I wish so. Stopped wanking to porn too, that shit's addictive

>>permanent "I'm sure you'll find someone (not me) user!" mode

yeah seriously...
> friendly chatting with woman from online personal ad, surprisingly hot, sex-positive, etc
> arrange to meet up for dinner/drinks/general hangout
> allude to further intimacy
> "not interested, but I really wanna be your friend"

just.

>avg "6 ft+ white male masterrace" poster

Dude , build up your shoulders and people won't notice the barely pear shaped body .

fucking mad props on loosing weight!

Fellow 5'5"
People whining about 5'7" & 5'8" is what kills me

user, I have tried it. I'm not too interested. I prefer my sexual partners to be feminine.

>be handsome
>be overweight
choose one

we 5'7"ers got fucked in the ass too, just a little less hard

Thanks. Most of the weight loss was with cardio wherever it fit my schedule. Now that it's summer I'm on a PPL 2x a week split focusing hard on shoulders, chest and lats to minimize the damage lol

Tfw 5'7 and still pull bitches. Face > height

i know, user
>be 5'8''
>mfw gf said my lack of physical presence makes her feel unsafe and then dumped me
been hitting the gym ever since

>tfw one and only life to live
>tfw small dick that will never satisfy anyone

Ggnore

i'm 5'7", beta-looking, and balding. No friends, and women haven't treated me like a HUMAN after about 22 years old.

JUST

>fuck girls daily
Fucking gross.

Vegeta seemed to do ok

>One life
>BE FUCKING POO IN LOO
>HATE GOING TO THAT SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>oh wait, more than one life, lol

Seriously, I hate india

don't be an insecure fuck about your height

>be very handsome
>be very healthy, never have had a major problem in my entire life
>be in great shape
>be pretty smart
>be financially well off
>be passionate about my career

>be socially retarded so none of that matters
It's not fair.

Literally same except I'm 19. We can be meme buddies living this meme life

next time you cut absolutely do lifting. just cario killed off a bit off musculature you had when you were still fat as fatass

>Be Hindufriend
>Wish I was an Hindu Aryan warrior like the ancients
>Kill all the monkeys that currently infest the Indian caste
>Reincarnate as a god among gods

>6'
>8" inch cock
>wide shoulders small hips
>blazing personality
>"you are so funny user i like to be with you"
>ugly as fuck
>"lol you seen chad over there user, he is so hot"
Fucking end me

>this so much

>one chance at life
>have Klinefelter's

Atleast you can fix that faggot

You're just skinnyfat, start lifting and you'll look fine.

stop watching porn and jacking off, seriously

y'all faggots are happy you arent me

>acne (heavy acne on back, cant even wear tank tops
>crooked nose, pretty ugly
>HUGE gap in front teeth (fixed this, but cost me 3000$, and will have to redo this about once every 5 years)
>balding, at 22 now and have to keep a full shaved head, highest widows peaks I have ever seen
>psoriasis, all over elbows and knees, can only wear long sleeve shirts pretty much wherever I go
>wide as fuck hips, hate looking at myself naked despite being fit. torso looks great but only if you cant see my hips at all
>no beard growth, unlike 100% of all other bald young men

w-well at least im 6'3 and have perfect vision....

>5'11"
>Blonde hair and blue eyes (master race)
>aesthetic inserts
>naturally very lean
>confident and funny

>back acne (so bad I can't wear a tank top)
>mild face acne
>average sized dick

It sucks because I can't go topless and show off my gains that I work so hard on because of my bacne.

Fuck my life man and summer is coming up too

I've tried everything to get rid of it. Anytime I see a clear back in a video at a beach or pool I get incredibly jealous/envious. They have clear skin but waste it by being dyel

>what is viagra?

>I squandered all my advantages because I'm a piece of shit

Bruh I feels ya bout acne. That shit completely changes you. Mine has improved over the years but I'm going to a dermatologist this summer for the KO punch. Also, I just started using Arm and Hammer for Sensitive Skin cause I think that's what's causing my body acne (actually acne in general). I would if I were you too bruh.

I'm 18
Should I stop?
I only do it like once a day or every two days and I gave up porn.

Yikes

What a feel

Thanks for the advice.

I'm 21 now, have had bacne since about 16. It's gotten a little better over the years, but it's still very noticeable. Scars too. I don't have insurance atm so I can't see a derm. Maybe later in life I can :(

I fucking hate it. Every other guy is comfortable in their dyel body taking their shirts off and here's me fit as fuck and stuck in a t shirt.

You should stop if it hinders your sexual experience with women

I'd say you are good

Remember to keep your bodyfat in check and lift regularly so to avoid your test levels to plummet

go fridge mode
its the only way
>wide hips on me as well

>lack of physical presence
god, that must hurt

I have no insurance so I'm paying outta pocket. That's how fucking determined I am to get rid of this shit. Boy when I tell ya, acne is not fucking fun... At all.

>be smart
>be married

>Once chance at life
>Autistic Klinefelter

Oh shit. How much is it going to cost? Maybe I'll do the same.

5'7 also here

im lucky to have a good face and dick but it bothers me a little that I cant get the taller girls because of the height meme

oh well, cant change it so work with what you have.

>You should stop if it hinders your sexual experience with women
>TFW Virgin

I'm a fucking idiot, girls would literally go all the way to asking me what my name was and I would tell them then keep standing there like an Idiot literally not even keeping the conversation girls went out of their way to start.
I got all these girls without even lifting a little bit, nigger I barely wieghed 110 pounds at 5'11"
I actually saw one new girl today
Not as hot as other girls but still pretty good.
>TFW oneitis but pretty sure she is a bit of a slut and probably has a bf now

I'm talking to her next time I see her or ending up a fucking sperg faggot for the rest of my life
You are supposed to practice on a "beginning" girls anyways right?

>TFW getting a gf during Donald Trumps rise.

Order accutane online and take 20mg a day for 6 months

THANK ME LATER

Not sure but I'm ready to pay up. If it's less than 500$, I'll be fine.

On the bright side?

When you're dead, it won't matter.

We're all the same height then.

You can order that shit? Thought it had to be prescribed to you.

>6'0
>handsome face
>getting Veeky Forums already getting mires in public
>dicklet
it's a good thing I don't care about whether women feel pleasure when we bang r-right?

Are you the 18 year old whose message I previously replied to?
If yes, don't fret...you are still young. You are 4 inches taller than me, 12 years younger, so you've got an advantage compared to 18 year old me
Don't rush things, but don't procastinate for 10 years either.

I remember going to nightclubs at your age. Every single weekend I'd say to me "Tonight I'm gonna make up with a cute girl and have lots of fun". But once I got there preferred to order drinks and stand in some corner doing nothing

Fast forward 12 years, my GF tells me how she used to kiss lots of different guys every weekend and also told me I was extremely hot when younger, that if she had found me at that age she would have let me take her virginity

You can imagine how I felt when I read that. I missed out on so many things. Once you turn 30 you really can't win back all that wasted time

Please don't be me

>not getting buried 6'1" under to stick it to the lanklets from the grave

who the fuck cares what job you have. that's YOUR pursuit. if chicks like you got the moeny you make, then you're seriously dating the wrong chick.

i'm 20 and been lifting for 2 years, got my diet on track start of the year and have been gaining decent size. my plates love it. not a lot of them know i study 2 degrees (law and commerce), i work at a law firm and trade in my spare time (made 2.3k so far this year) - they would see me as a beta bux.

gotta work on yourself secretly, don't tell any girls.

i am 5"6. if height ever comes up i just say i was born in the middle ages and laugh about it, who gives a fuck

You can buy prescription drugs online if youre not retarded. Ask go to steroid source talk (sst) and ask those fags where to buy it

Accutane changed me loife m8 im srs

Damn I might just do that. Any serious side effects? And did it clear you up like 100%?

>literally the only chance at existing

lmao this fucking humans

>only one life
>made absolutely perfect

thanks alot jesus!

Cleared me up 100% and the side effects were i needed to moisturize my face every day and apply lipchap non stop. Other than that it works flawlessly its like magic the acne just finally fucks off. Goodluck man

>beta bux
>plates

lmao

I'm doing this... Thanks alot bruh.

>Please don't be me

I will do it for us user.
You know we where born in an interesting time desu with you
A lot of shit about to happen, maybe you can make your sons proud killing some niggers or something in WW3.
>TRW Archduke francis was assassinated.

Godspeed, bro
Here's hoping you fuck a different woman every weekend

I'm not planning on having any kids tho. There's a 250 reply thread about women getting really obese after popping kids. I don't want to be chained to a woman without being able to escape if she suddenly gains tons of weight

A final protip: If you ever plan on LTRing a woman: please, for the love of god, don't peep in her diary (if she has one). I did that mistake, ended up realizing she fucked her previous bf (who was 8 years older than her, smoked, was fat) a lot more than me. She also kept her weight in check for her whole relationship with him, while she's being too carefree and has gained like 5 kilos since she's with me.

Keep your hoes in check and you'll be happy

Sorry, I messed up my reply

was intended for you

>Here's hoping you fuck a different woman every weekend
Yeah sometimes I kinda feel a little weird about double standard I put up desu..... But that is simply life.

>A final protip: If you ever plan on LTRing a woman: please, for the love of god, don't peep in her diary (if she has one). I did that mistake, ended up realizing she fucked her previous bf (who was 8 years older than her, smoked, was fat) a lot more than me. She also kept her weight in check for her whole relationship with him, while she's being too carefree and has gained like 5 kilos since she's with me.

Naw I'm going to have to if that ever comes up..

>Keep your hoes in check and you'll be happy
Will do user.

>I'm not planning on having any kids tho. There's a 250 reply thread about women getting really obese after popping kids. I don't want to be chained to a woman without being able to escape if she suddenly gains tons of weight

I remember a neighbor I used to have, fucking HUGE TITS and fit as fuck with like 2 or 3 kids or something, idk user it doesn't always happen desu
That lady was goals.

>one chance at life
>5 inch dick

kill me already

"The bird on the branch does not fear falling, for it's faith is in it's wings, not the branch."- Some user quoting a poet that renewed wanting to make it

Fuck insecurities, find your wings little niggas.

>implying a bird is not just a biological machine that is incapable of critical thought

>5'3" master race

you mad lanklets?

>6'1"
>'smart' (more than most people i know)
>good face
>great inserts
>great social person
>excelling in classes and at work
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>5.5 inch dick

Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

There is literally no worse hell than having a small dick

You stop that right now user.

.5 inch dick
That's not even that bad you faggot.

try having an above average dick and not getting to use it

> my plates love it

>tfw I have some dates lined up for this week
>tfw on the verge of pussying out and cancelling them because I'm scared of embarassing myself

I've been pretty much stuck inside my house for the past year with practically zero interaction with girls, so I will most likely end up being awkward. But at the same time I'll probably feel even worse about myself if I don't do anything this week. Fucking hell boys, this is quite the feel

Go outside bruh. Not that hard.

It's your manner, not you're height. No straight man ever said of himself "nice, perky butt".

You're a retarded faggot if you think 5 inches is "average"

google.com/#q=Average hard dick size

Lel just tell girls it is 6 Inches and they wont give a fuck.

>basing a study off of EIGHTY men

Kill yourself.

>6'2
>aesthetic face
>intelligent
>6.5"x5.5" (good enough)
>outgrew my awkward autistic old self

>facial hair doesn't grow in full on cheeks
>mild gyno
>kind of wide hips
>chest hair is literally embarrasing, a patch of individual hairs, looks like i'm 15
is this some kind of condition?

also
>no ass, even though i squat heavy
>malabsorption which means terrible digestive system and random weight loss
>mild social anxiety

so close

So many questions, like, why is he holding such a large kid? Why is his shirt like that? Whats with all the kid stuff in his basement? Is he running a daycare down there? Is he a cuck? Is he a pedo? So many questions.

What is average then user?

7-9 inches

It's literally common knowledge.

Watch any porn video and see. Amatuer and professional.