Europe is split into three main linguistic groups - the germanic languages in the north-west, the romance languages in the south-west, and the slavic languages in the east.
Germanics tend to be analytical, and the romance people tend to be more emotional. So what are the characteristics of the slavic people in comparison?
Alcoholism and violence
i dont know about analytical, but obviously slavs and teutonics evolved under similar climates, and for that reason they have temperaments that are close to each others
Pragmatic and apathetic.
>Celts ignored again
tá brón ó chroí orainn faoinar tharla
Asiatic
Spiritual, duh.
Slavs are the Protoss to the Germanic Terrans and Romanic Zergs.
spiritual
>Goidelic, Baltic, Albanian, Greek, Finnish, Hungarian, Basque don't exist
>Climate affects national temperament
welp
Metaphorical and melancholic.
>Climate affects national temperament
>welp
>implying it doesn't
evolution under a certain climate probably does.
>main
>as if everything you just listed can compare to what OP mentioned
t. in one of the categories you mentioned
mmuh asiatic
Can we have a new rule, Americlaps can't post any maps of Europe with borders changed or colours superimposed.
I don't know, we're stoic but depressive, we dgaf yet worry all the time, we're violent but we want peace and quiet
> My facial expression 100% of the time
>Germanics tend to be analytical, and the romance people tend to be more emotional.
Fuck off brainlet
The stereotype was the exact opposite up until the Franco-Prussian war
He wants Europe to be a Red team, a Blue team and a Green team like in his computer games
t. geographic determinist of the nazi variety
the map is literally just colored to linguistic groups you tard
i mean im right wing but i wouldn't call myself a nazi. and no not a national socialist either
you don't think the fact that both groups evolved under similar conditions would affect their evolutionary courses?
Read OPs post then try again sweetie
Melancholic
What, like this?
>balkan federation
dELET
Nice tumblrpost
That post is still less brainlet than what OP was saying
>Germany
>Israeli Territory
>Slavic confederation
>includes Hungary, Romania and the Baltic states
>Green
The bad guys, they speak a weird gobldeegook language only they understand. They are very violent and are known to attack outsiders in a fit of rage.
>Blue
These guys don't care much for politics or culture, and instead prefer to enjoy their days relaxing on the beach drinking a glass of wine. Don't get the wrong idea though, many people in the world are envious of their carefree existence.
>Red
We're basically the good guys. We uphold the laws and traditions that have existed since the Roman Empire before us. It might sound boring but someones got to do it!
>violence
>violence
>violence
What is this meme even based on?
America's bizarre worldview. Slavic countries are so friendly and people go out of their way to help you compared to Western Europe, it really makes me upset what's been done to my country.
>they speak a weird gobldeegook language
This applies to anyone from a far enough away vantage point.
>t. A red
An American, you mean
fpbp
Its obviously satire you absolute spastics. No one thinks that way apart from Americans.
Immigrants from the slavic countries are marginalized in most western countries and they're associated with crime and pathological violence
Bullshit. If you exclude not Europeans, the very first thing that comes to mind with phrase "crime&violence&immigrants are Italians (mafia).
No they're not m8. Where exactly are you talking about? In my country the natives are seen as the violent ones, and the Slavs just seen as hard workers.
>Defining linguistic groups as good guys and bad guys
t.retard
>Putting Hungary, Romania and the Baltic states into the Slavic Confederation.
kys
OP said "main".
That sounds a lot like the eastern Austrian mentality
Gee, I wonder why.
>western European alliance
>Austria
What tha fuck??
Americans are emotional.
First we regroup then we genocide the mongoloid hordes in the East in the name Deo Soli Invicto
Don't mind him, he is most likely a dumb amerimutt
what the fuck
if anything, it's the slavs who are the zerg.
Burger here, ukrainians, russians and poles live in their own neighborhoods and are not seen as white, everyone thinks theyre sneaky drunkard ruskies
>white people aren't white
South Slavs being separated from east and west Slavs by Germanics, Magyar and Romances triggers mmy autism
Germans are the Zergs.