Never had a girlfriend in 18 years

>never had a girlfriend in 18 years
>kissless virgin
>blessed naturally good physique
>I can't approach women
>yet if im approached by them I'm smooth af
>but I can never ask her for her phone number/go on a date/etc. after flirting
>mfw dropped out of high school at age 17 to join community college
>18 now and still havent got in a relationship, once
>ive decided to stop being an enormous, eroding faggot and go be a fucking man a get a girl
>walk in park, nice fitting shirt and sweatpants and Ray bans
>looking decent t b h
>waiting for a girl, telling myself that I will approach here no matter what
>swear on fucking zyzz and baby jesus, my dad and mom, every fucking one in the world
>finally see a girl, 8.5-9/10
>holy shit she's totally eyeing me up
>she can't see me mirin cuz of my shades but i can she see her
>she straight up looks directly at me, not breaking eye contact
>holy fuck bro get it
>literally walk past her
>it was like I didn't compute
>keep walking
>tell myself to turn the fuck around
>keep walking
>force myself to look behind me
>she's looking at me still
>look away keep walking
>walk about a mile past
>it hits me, I start fucking raging at myself for being a gigantic fucking pussy
>can't get over it, fast forward next day
>"okay this is it you fucking faggot, you're going to try to hit up a chick it doesnt matter if you FUCKING FAIL just DO IT so you can say you DID IT"
>walking on trail in park
>riding my bike behind this really nice figure girl, brown hair, my age
>"she got a nice figure" i think
>then all of a sudden it happens, I don't comprehend
>i just ride the fuck past her for some reason
>literally almost crash my bike in a pothole
>what the fuck is wrong with me I think as a ride away

What the fuck?!?!? There's not a bone in my body man enough to talk to a fucking GIRL but I can deal with the stress of school at 17 and play top level sports in front of people?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Go see a shrink.

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faggot im not seeing a damn psychologist for this shit ill bail on that shit too

This isn't your blog you insufferable cunt.

You're probably gay.

says the tripfag

Okay, okay.

Stop giving a shit about what they think of you.

Just, stop caring.

Don't stop caring too much, you'll end up like me where I said it to myself to the point where I just don't care about anything (myself included) anymore.

That's all I can say.
Don't overcomplicate it, jsut say, "Hi, my name is so and so, I just wanted to say you're beautiful/hot/ex" or whatever, see if you can strike up a conversation beforehand, etc.

stop caring about girls

im really going to keep trying.. i just dont know why im like this. i have all the optimism in the world brah, yet i cant seem to pull the trigger i feel so pathetic.. im all alone brah every dayy

when you've been alone all your life and never had a relationship/known someone cares about you, it's hard not to..

Biseuxal actually
Love me some juicy butts.
Just come out of the closet already.

im not gay or bi you fag gtfo

You will just get tired of caring eventually. It's mentally and emotionally exhausting. Not that not caring gets you any closer to getting laid, but you won't actually give a shit by then so it takes care of itself.

its been 18 years. ive been trying since 7th grade and continue to do the same exact thing. i dont want to be 25, looking back and be like "wow" just like i do back at high school and whatever

>tfw 26 years old and no gf lifting for 4 years natty

some day a girl will notice me and do all the work right?

You're 18 and have never kissed a girl.
You're automatically gay, your gaydar is sending signals so far out that those women aren't staring at you because they find you attractive. They are thinking
>I hope that cock gobbler finds happiness one day
and you're mistaking it for them being interested.

>been trying since 7th grade

I think that's part of the problem.

I won't say I never pursued a relationship (Though I'm glad it didn't go through, looking back at her facebook and the guy she ended up having a kid with, she and her family were quite nutty) I will say I put school and the like before a relationship.

I'm not sure else how I can help you man, but I suggest you talk to someone who knows something better about this than a bunch of random guys on Veeky Forums

if youre out on a date with a girl and she mentions she is a size queen, is she making fun of you, or asking for benis in bagina? 6.5x6 reporting in

please post what you said before that and what she said exactly

>on the topic of sex over drinks at 2nd bar on date
>asks me does size matter
>idk im not a fucking girl
>says she is a bit of a size queen
>feel like she is trying to figure out what im packing
>tell her it probably does matter, but you still have to use it right
>she giggles
>try to not sound like a cocklet

>5'2 viet girl

bro this was your chance to say "why dont we go home and find out' she wanted the D.

then again IM OP and never had a girl in my life so im probably wrong. maybe just punch her in the face/

Stop worrying about women. Worry about self improvement and obtaining money. The women will come to you. All you have to do is not be chicken shit

ya blew it

yeah idk i think she wanted it but i was too autismo and i figured she friendzoned me

going to visit her city again on business pretty soon, might ask her for drinks, but could never get over that question...

you're not autismo bro, you were on a date.. way better than a lot of people, me, could muster to do.. im trying every day to even approach a girl and fail at that.. dont worry brah

Sounds like you have problems dealing w being anxious, just do something weird or goofy that calms you down and lets you not give a shit, itll let you talk to them without being anxious

OP you are figuratively me up until one month ago.

Then I got drunk alone one night, went for a night walk along the beach, passed by a few girls and in my insanely drunken-ness said "hey" (pretty much the first time ever). After that, because we were already talking like you said, conversation was easy.

Kept thinking about it the following day. Since then I've been practicing doing that sober. Started on just guys (no homo), met some really interesting people. Not too long after I could do it to women too (even qts). It's like living in a whole new world now where I can just pick people I want to have a conversation with, and do it.

Changed my whole life tbqh

u will make it brah

You need to stop forcing it, like you said its super smooth when it happens naturally. You might not be at a time in your life where you're ready to juggle that with school.

Enjoy the here and now, before you have to smell someones farts and deal with their nagging/constant texting.

same person - to elaborate it sounds like you are psyching yourself out, so you just need to realize that and fight it, take steand just relax

One pro tip that REALLY helped me when I was just starting: Buy a pack of cigs and a lighter.

Offering someone (especially grills) a cig can be a bullet proof way to guarantee a long convo. I would do this after dark at "nigh life" time or whatever. Works amazingly well if there's a whole group of them too, because at least one of them smokes.

You can just do what I did and pretend to inhale (kek).

Not OP but i've had some solo drunk realizations like that too, gained me confidence towards chicks and social gains. Its pretty interesting ain't it cause eveyone says drinking alone is bad, but I enjoy it

I am 18 kv too, last year I managed to date a nice cute girl and everything was great. I felt proud of myself while walking with her, I finally felt like a working human being and I was in piece with myself.
Then she just stopped dating because she "didn't had time", while the other week she literally said " I always have time for you", and after a while she was dating an uglier guy and she still is. My soul was crashed, it happened in November and I still think about her everyday

>go to gym at random times
>see qt there at this one particular time every day
>start going at that time all the time just to mire her
>make eye contact a few times
>never seen her since

OP here, thanks brahs.. means a lot knowing other people are/have been in my shoes.. reading all the advice im getting, thanks again

& here

One more thing is, if you actually start doing this, you will have some autismo experiences. Some people just can't hold a conversation, and will make you feel like the weird one for trying to start it. You just have to be able to forget them quickly.

i once heard its natural to have that anxiety, as its beneficial evolutionarily.

if other potential mates watched you get rejected, your probability of planting your seed in them and thus carrying out your genetic purpose of reproduction goes down. so a fear of rejection makes sense biologically.

i have the same problem. i look in the mirror every day and say "i don't give a fuck" over and over until i believe it.

forgot to add, ive now fucked 9 grills and have a gf i love dearly

ps OP: if you watch a lot of porn, i can almost guarantee its making you worse. trust.

/noporn/ worth it?

really? no shit about the porn?

I haven't found this to be the case, but might as well try it