Let's have another MILF thread to make the young women mad

Let's have another MILF thread to make the young women mad.

Why would they be mad? One day they will attain Veeky Forums milf status

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The English language does not have the right words to convey how much I want to fuck her.

No, I lie. I'd marry her. She's maintained for ages. Keeping that shit on lock.

My goal is to be a milf one day.

Most won't.

LONDON?

Sad

:,)

Post body before you destroy it plz

I kinda ruined a friendship because I had a picture of friend's mom on my phone. Still have it kek.

FUG
Gillian Anderson is nearly 50 but is still a 9/10
not even for a milf
a solid 9
FUG it upsets me that whatever woman I end up spending the rest of my life with won't look half as good at 35 as Gillian Anderson does at 47.

LONDON
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I wonder if you fags even know /s/ is a board that exists

MUH DICK

No, what is it?

Oh yeah I forgot, Veeky Forums is for homosexuala only

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Bumpin

siri's not a MILF lmao

How is this related to fitness? You haven't even made the symbolic gesture of tying in a taste for milfs with a certain level of testosterone.

Neither is she but if the shoe fits...

It's a given that only HIGH TEST males want a nice curvy MILF. It doesn't need to be stated.

Literally this, ask any dude and youll get the same answer.

Rip to them titties, looks like the doctor used a shark to reduce them

Wew lad

Really? Her insta shows they look the same.

Im seriously thinking of printing out a large picture, hanging it and emailing that broad, hopefully thats the last straw.

bitch is in her 20s lmao

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all her new videos she's has this crazy big scar right down the middle of her tits. It may have healed but I stopped watching her vids because of it. I'm sure in pictures she has makeup on them or something, it's probably been almost a year since she was ruined

This thread inspires me to be hot when I get old

>2016
>Not aspiring to be a dilf
Shiggy diggy

What is the oldest milf/gilf you guys have been with?

For me:
>61, went out, had drinks, made out, sucked her toes, blowjob
>69, got drunk, made out

53
orange county cougar I met at foxfire (rip cougar den)

Fuck I would plow that.

WHERE CAN I MEET MILFS? Is there anything like tinder for MILFS?

whats /s/? i dont want to go to any anime sectors

B R E H S
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yeah since you missed the boat when you were young

Well tinder you can meet older milfs

honestly i fucked a milf at my work (43) who just wanted to cheat on her husband with someone young (i'm 22). I picked her up and she blew me in the car, asked her if she wanted to hop on and she did for a bit

she was really fucking tight and i made her stop when i almost came

as we're driving back she tells me she got her tubes tied
so i could have came in her
haven't seen her since really, we don't work in the same department. She was fun though. Great tits, as all milfs have.

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Got a story for you boys

>Be me, broke 20 year old
>Meet this ugly fat 40 year old on tinder
>She is hungry as fuck for my cock
>Offers me free booze and gas money to fuck her once a week
>End up getting top shelf booze, gallons of cheap vodka
>She's super into me slapping her, spitting on her, her licking my ass and various facial abuse tier shit
>these make the sex god tier because I hate fat women

FEELS
GOOD
MAN

post pics

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You are a literal whore

She's hot and all, but take it there pls

>be you
>be fetish escort

Pls be in Pittsburgh