And.. here we go

And.. here we go.

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lmao is that you in the red shirt

Jelly?

See OP you need to add some variety to the archaeologist line.

>glasses
>flannel
>poor attempt at a beard/stubble

literally beta genetics at it's finest

>flannel
>genetics

Well ops girl is an "anthropologist".
We should come up with a good line for that, since they study all kinds of human shit.

ur slightly over the nu male line

>Plaid, not flannel
>thicker than yours
>more than you can afford pal

I have more alpha in my pinkie than 99% of you 14 year olds.

i pizza while you gym

>alfa
>has to prove it

no

You look like a faggot, son

>u r a beta faget
>no I'm not
>hey you're not alpha cuz you said something haha

So we having that dick measuring contest or what?

I like how you cry to vaporwave in your room @ mom's house

no

just know that your peenor is smaller than mine

swish

Why would you be on a dating site if you're already married to tom hardy?

I'm not buying it, this is some really shit bait OP

women are whores

What the fuck is vaporware? you numale cuck
Also whats with most guys trying to look like giant faggots now a days?

No wonder your dad never played catch with you and you throw like a gay.

Why would she mention she is a California transplant? Who gives a fuck about that?

but he taught me to fistfight

just like your dad did to your mom

Rekt

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Wait? My dad taught my mom self defense?

you should read between the lines, I mean that he slapped the shit out of the whore you call your mother how dare you post bullshit like this on the interweb son go to your room you fucking embarrassment i wish i had a girl instead of a sissy like you

So that gay ass vaping shit?

You are retarded

I was gonna say he's pretty non confrontational. I don't think he knows how to fight and probably would teach some 80's just say no to violence bullshit.

I on the other hand will chop yo cock off with a shovel. I'm a drug dealer @ my school.

Well your balls are gay.

well he wishes he had a girl instead of you, since she would have more balls

>whats with most guys trying to look like giant faggots now a days?
he typed, after shooting steroids into his right ass cheek so that men on a Taiwanese stargazing enthusiast club chat room will keep calling him pretty

Little did he know, that the only one that had his eyes on him was an overweight camel salesman.

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jesus christ user

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nobody pretending mi negro