He drinks anything other than water, green tea, and coffee

I have been drinking only water and smoothies for the past 3 years.

All you dumb fucks are not gonna make it, quit the coffee, tea in moderation is cool though.

>not drinking coconut water

>and coffee
enjoy never making it

>not drinking protein shakes
Lel

Not slamming a bunch of beers at you buddy's cottage every summer weekend

>takes shakes when he can eat food instead

lel

What about cum? Doesn't it increase test and have protein?

>not eating food and drinking protein shakes
Frogposter, this is a new low for you. Take a break.

>Smoothies for three years

How much of a retard do you have to be to consume pure carbs with no reason when you could be getting mad gains by drinking milk-based protein shakes

>Falling for the protein shake meme rather than eating real food

I bet you think amino spiking in the industry is a myth too

>coming on Veeky Forums solely to validate your lifestyle

Will never make it.

>not slamming a bunch of buddy's at you bear cottage every summer weekend.

>And not slamming your buddy's thick juicy glutes with your 8 inch penor afterwards then laughing about it because you aren't gay.

I'm pretty sure he meant whole fruit smoothies or protein smoothies. What sort of retard brags about drinking a dessert regularly?

The sort of retards who browse fit and post in these threads

Is krystal light acceptable?

>needing sugar so badly you're willing to ingest synthetic flavor dust just to stave off the cravings

Pathetic. Never going to make it.

I dont need it its just nice to have something besides water sometimes and apparently it has no calories

Eh...I put Sriracha sauce on pretty much all my food so I guess I can't talk