That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

Its just a yummy snack

Come on

>that guy whoe comes to the gym, chats up everyone within earshot between sets, and then leaves when he's done

What am I supposed to eat in between every set if its not cookies?

>That guy that makes the same thread on Veeky Forums over and over again

Its like you dont even want those fist gains.

this is me
why is this a bad thing?

they're comfy

nope. bonus points if you wear them in a gym that has a basketball gym (mines does)

>that guy who wears compression pants with shorts

>that guy that primarily does compound movements

>that guy who wears street shoes in the gym

>that guy who wears gloves for lifting

>that one guy who lifts progressively heavier weights combined with a high protein diet while tracking his lifts and checking his measurements

>that guy who drinks out of a 2l bottle with a tube during lifts.

>that guy that wears an altitude mask on the eliptical

>WHO DOES THIS

EVERYONE is laughing at you

Thank you

>that guy who asks for a form check

Fucking faggot. There's literally nothing wrong with that. Rather ask than looking like a an idiot and ending up in snap city

>that guy who does things I don't do

>that guy who asks for a spot

>that guy who asks for a spot on LMAO1PLATE bench

Or should I better say girl

>that guy who cant deadlift his bodyweight

>that guy who dips & spits between reps

>""""""made"""""" me

>that guy who spends more time resting between sets than actually doing his lifts

I always thought it was just a faggot cosplayer trying to be bane

Fuck deadlifting man, literally no way to do it and not feel like you're gonna end up injured in a year

serious question- what legwear should be worn at the gym?

>that guy doing kungfu, boxing and dance moves as "stretching"

compression everything

hmm ok gracias amigo

That's for you to decide bro. Just not b-ball shorts...

>that guy who wears all the tightest clothing possible

>That guy who wears tank tops to the gym

>that girl who used to call you on your cellphone

>the guy who does curls in the shadowboxing rack

oh god and those tight shorts that come to your knees

>implying i need to make friends at the gym

fuck off reddit

holy shit you actually wear basketball shorts to the gym?

...

>that guy who takes daily troll threads seriously

>that guy who The Press

the ants came back

yeah but he said no homo so it was fine

the rarest of all

>that old Chinese guy that starts a dead lift, turns it into a military lift, and finishes by turning that into a squat and repeats

>that manlet who shows up to your gym's 3v3 basketball tournament wearing new $200 shoes
>he can't shoot
>can't pass
>can't rebound

Reminds me of something that happened last week

>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

>that guy that wears $200 running shoes for lifting

Stop pls ;_; I like my routine

Boogie is the exact opposite of fit lol

>that guy that picks things up and puts them down

>that guy that cluelessly states around the gym doing nothing

>>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES

is this a bad thing lol? i just started working out so maybe im missing something but whats wrong with putting on gym clothes, getting in your car, going to the gym, working out, going back to your car and back home to shower in one set of clothes??

Not a problem at all stinky.

Literally disgusting.

I know this is a troll thread, but it makes me think that there are people on this Earth that judge what other people do at the gym.

Fuck this gay earth.

an hero

>that guy who does 15 reps extremely fast, stops for 20 seconds, does another 15 reps even faster, breathes heavily, and is done with that exercise

Why do they bother

Unless youre doing intense cardio (like an extended period of high intensity interval training) then you really shouldnt be sweating that much to warrant a shower

It doesn't matter. It's just a meme. Wear whatever you're comfortable wearing

Is he stronger/bigger than you?

>that guy who doesn't wipe the plates

That guy who cant afford to buy $200 shoes for the gym

>laughinggirls.jpeh

that's called dynamic stretching you retard, but doing it at the gym is weird

My gym shorts all literally say NBA on the cuff

Basketball -American pls go.

This is why people are afraid of going to the gym. They think everyone is being overly-critical about what they are doing and wearing.

Let's be honest; most people don't give a fuck and are too self-absorbed to notice what you're doing.

The rest are the faggots that come and jerk off to Veeky Forums shit.

As long as you're not one of those guys who wears golf shirts with the collar popped, or anything like that, you're fine.

All the brown people at my gym do that. I lol internally every time.

>that guy who's too afraid to go to the gym

My polo shirt literally says "GOOD" on my bicep.

DELETE THIS

i do too. comfy shit user

nothing. people that complain about not taking a post workout shower are the faggots looking to touch dicks in the shower

I-I don't change for the gym.. I run to the gym in my workout outfit then run back...is this bad?

>these are the people making your gym smell like a concoction of dried up cum & ass sweat

I hope you've gathered enough good boy points this month so your mommy will buy you an extra AXE can.

>that guy who asks you how many sets you have

>that guy who won't touch dicks with the rest of us in the shower

really dude?

If you smell bad after a workout you have hygiene issues or shit genetics/diet. I literally smell like nothing even after being drenched in sweat for hours at the gym

>hygiene issues

Weird that you should mention it, not taking a shower after a workout is considered a hygiene issue by non-autistic adults.

That guy who replies to his own thread 100 times.

yes

Do you realize that people go to the gym in their workout clothes?

I take a shower when I get home from the gym dumbass. In the meantime on my way there I don't stink because I'm not some curry-chugging pajeet and I shower in the morning before I head to the gym

This doesn't even make any sense. Like you stink just the same when you workout. If you leave immediately or go to the showers immediately, the effect is the same. I know it's a meme thread, but at least use simple logic

>that guy who only does compound lifts

>that faggot looking at my clothes rather than lifting weights.

>that guy drinking water inbetween sets

>that guy who doesn't chug a protein shake between each rep

Do you guys even anabolic window?