Hey there Mr. user. What kind of cut do you want?

those fucking hipster tattoos dear god

crew cut

"Give me something my bf can hold unto when he buttfucks me"

Is what I think every topknot faggot said to their barber

never fucking post here again

Since when did all these homosexual haircuts come in fashion?

I shave my head at home using a electric trimmer like a non-faggot.

I see people I thought were "tough guys" going around with these homosexual hairstyles now. The SJW/hipster disease seems to spread to everyone. It feels good being immune to it.

FUCK

You what? NEVER fucking reply to MY post EVER again you fucking PIECE of SHIT.

lmao try and make me YOU CAN'T

back and sides faded to a 2

>is this Veeky Forums?
>is this /fit?
>is this homosex?

>having a good looking haircut is SJW
>having a shitty haircut is somehow honorable and not neckbeard

every white guy in a liberal area looks like this.

nice and simple

Medium Fade Side Part. thank you. my days going great, how's yours?
> proceed to not saying anything till end of haircut
> ask for pomade and style
> 5 dollar tip

I used to do this too, my wife kinda liked it, but i had too much trouble finding a gf with s bald head

>tfw you get the tatted up convict looking barber
>tfw he tries to make small talk
>tfw he cuts the best but goddamn its uncomfortable

Basically what I have now, but shorter please and thank you.

I don't know the names of haircuts. What the fuck is a fade?

user did u fall for the topknot meme?

medium razor fade pls no bully my hair is thinning

I swear to G-D if you reply to my post one more time, you're fucking finished, kid.

Don't ever talk to me or your wifes son ever again.

These haircuts are gay as fuck and I cant wait for them to go out of style

Am I the only one?

come at me pham

>working in barbershop right now

u cunts are cracking me up

mysides.jpg

are you the only one that obsesses over other people's choice of hair style?

no, there are plenty of man children running around out there.

excuse me, are you from the past?

I'll fuck u in the ass user I ain't even kidding don't fuck with me

>go out of style
M8 theyve been around for the last hundred years. They arent going anywhere

There's nothing wrong with being a bottom as long as you work out together with your bf.

This. You only need a "style" if you have shit GENETICS for bad HAIR to go along with your FACE.

>Just kinda make the sides shorter than the top. I just push it back.
>No, no product, thanks.

Finished.

Cum at me bro ill suck your fucking toes faggot

u don't know who ur talking to

you are literally retarded.

No, I just don't really keep up to date on what the names of hairstyles are.

no. you're not. Every non-NEET non-hipster trash out there is waiting for this shit to die. It's srsly worse than the emo fashion, at least that was just for edgy teens, not yuppies in their 30s.

Nigga Ima navy seal motherfuker

just that memecut, please

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

I like the way those ancient greek, roman cuts look. Idk how they do it exactly but it looks alpha as fuck.

You have to have the hair type to pull it off, people with hair that stick strait up at the roots cant do that.

Sadly, that's me.

It's a pretty classic style man. Personally I think it's better than the fauxhawks of 2007

MY

'Fade' is just what the name implies. The hair is cut short and gradually left longer so it looks like it's "fading" away.

Braid your hair and use it as a headband.

The basic shape of the pompadour has been a thing for like 200 fucking years, man. Greasers, fauxhawks, mohawks, undercuts. They're all variations on "short on the sides, long on top".

Lmao look at their receded Chins, esp the left one. Keep on mouthbreating hipstercucks.

>pompadour
i like how the name is predestined. You do know madame de pompadour was a glorified whore at the French court of Louis the XVth, right? Just like the little whores who cut their hair like that.

You're getting quite perturbed over haircuts on a Brazilian tengriism discussion board.

i see faggots with this hairstyle every day. If it stayed on a Norwegian salmon appreciation board, it wouldn't bother me one sec.

So it's a haircut for black guys? No wonder I've never heard of it.

The fuck? This isnt Sportsclips. How the fuck did I get here?

No, you big goof. Anyone's hair can be faded. It just means that it was cut to be gradually shorter.

By not liking this haircut because it is popular you do realize that you are being a hipster, yes?

The GOAT if u actually look like u lift

Yuss

it's only popular with a small niche of people. They just stand out more from the regular people.

I haven't been to a hairdresser in 5 years.

My mum used to be one and just buzz cuts it

thanks art of manliness

Maybe so but it's still retarded not to like something because it is somewhat trendy.

Most of the cuts that fall under this style are practical and low maintenance.

basura

Buzz cut is the only redpilled haircut.

I don't like it cause it looks bad and it makes u look like a vain bitch. Idk, maybe its because im older and i see things differently. And desu it looks kind of high maintenance, always thought this kind of hairstyle needs 20 minutes of grooming daily.

How hard is it to cut my own buzz cut? Can I do it just by watching a few Youtube videos?

Cut? ... your hipster wrists.

>Homosexual haircuts come in fashion
Yes, because short back and sides is a new and hipster haircut that hasn't at all been mainstream for past generations.

Kill yourself faggot.

Hitlerjugend or Buzzcut. There isn't a large variety of haircuts suitable for someone who sweats a lot.
I'll go for a hitlerjugend next time I go to the hairdresser

Any of you fellas wear suspenders? I think it compliments really well with the hairstyle and a built body.

Kill yourself or wear a belt, faggot.

I'll wear both just to fuck with you m8 how about that

>always thought this kind of hairstyle needs 20 minutes of grooming daily.
I had a short one for a while. Literally 5 minutes of slicking pomade into my hair, and mussing it a bit with my fingers before a few sweeps of my comb.

I'm fine with this actually, this will confuse your body and help for the gains

Gyllenhaal rocks the shit out of that memedo in Prisoners