Chad's friend BRAD is eating CALZONES while you go to the GYM

Chad's friend BRAD is eating CALZONES while you go to the GYM

god damnit BRAD

CHAD and BRAD are having a DINNER DATE right now

Ok so we have Chad, Brad, Stacy. Who else? Is there a name for a robot?

BRAD is TEXTING your EX-GF while you're making GAINS in the GYM

>been eating PIZZA for 4 days in a row
>still haven't changed into a CHAD

>Is there a name for a robot?

Bernard.

Iggy

>Is there a name for a robot?

Brad is texting your ex while Chad is fucking your crush while you try to make gains for the average 6/10 girl crushing on chad but you think you have a shot with.

Gilbert

tyrone and jamal.

also pajeet, but im sure you're very familiar with that one.

>tfw my name is Franklin

Chad name or sperg name?

tyrone and jamal are the guys railing your gf when chad is done with her, they're not robots

Iggy

100% sperg

Unless you are the son of Mr Fantastic or bomb the japs, I dunno user. Get people to call you Frank and be intimidating.

you forgot Bruce. basically the same traits as Chad, but a lot more aggressive.

>get people to call you Frank
I'M THE TRASH MAN

I EAT GARBAGE

Melvin

>Is there a name for a robot?
Yes, loser.

Micky

>Frank
>Franky
>Frankie
>Francis
>Fran
you have a shitty name desu

What about Frankuchan :-3

>name is Anthony
am i a chad or a sperg?

Jimmy seems like a robot name

Paco

Here is the list of recognized meme names:

Chad (eats pizza)
Stacey (fucks Chad)
Pajeet (poos in loo)
Sven (very progressive)
Jamal (fucks your wife while black)
Tyrone (alternative to Jamal)
Carl (is cucked)
Shalom (is behind posts)
Elliott (is supreme gentlemen)

what about Thad?

Chad

You're the internet's busiest music nerd

CHAD and BRAD both will be fat pigs by the time they're 30, because they never gave a single fuck about building good eating and exercise habits, allowed their bodies to fall to ruin, and by the age of 35 they'll be hopelessly fat, weak, sickly, and well on their way to diabetes, heart disease, other degenerative diseases, and worst of all, they'll be DISGUSTING-looking mounds of fatty flesh.

The above is why your troll-meme is so stupid and should be ignored: Your 'Chads' are a flash in the pan, transient, temporary, and will amount to NOTHING in the long run. Even the lowliest Veeky Forumsizen has infintely better chances than 'Chad' or 'Brad' or whatever strawman you care to trot out for your shitposting.

You will be ejected from Veeky Forums, just like always. Count on it. Give up. Or better yet: Join us. Stop being a useless, weak, fat shitposter. Get some self-esteem.

What about Donald? You know who I have in mind, THE Donald, one and only.

Is he above Chad on alpha scale?

mango is pretty fat and greasy now, it's pretty sad

if he keeps up his habits he won't be top 5 for too much longer

Is Rowan a Chad or a cuck Veeky Forums?

Donals is above CHAD, he won't spend his prime years fucking slags and partying. Donald spends his time investing in his future to become an ALPHA businessman. He has a good future ahead of him because he used his time to study and gian KNOWLEDGE

Ben

who cares

r-really?

your revenge fantasy will not come true

Chad is fucking your onitis and sister at the same time while eating pizza. When you go to the gym.

>jacob/jake
A-am I a chad, brad or sperg?

Name's Robert.

Chad, orrr?

Elliot of course

depends. do you have FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT?

>Brendan

rate my name senpais

>Tony
>Anton
Pretty Chad desu
Jake is for the lower male, and thus, a Brad's name.

CHAD and BRAD will be thick bears in theirs 30s with TWINKS begging to suck their cocks and cook them PIZZA while YOU can't get your GYMBRO to notice YOU.

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

gotta go with Rob

>Brendan

>Frame: yes

>face: yes

>height: 5'10.5"

D-did i make it?

...

>name is Jonathan

Is that a Chad name? I go by Jon sometimes too.

Pls guise I need to know

That's my nickname :(

if your name has been a popular Hollister cologne then you are automatically inducted into Chad-tier

Fucking kek

>brendan

Women call me Robbie. Is this good?

Some also call me daddy, which is always a good laugh, haha.

Sounds kinda rapey

Fine by me, that bitch was crazy af

Gay.
Like.
Literally homosexual.