>>37180306

I'm 40. I fucked 3 teenagers last year alone. Life gets better when u get older.

jared fogle pls go

reported to the fbi

you might as well be fucking babies, grampaw

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I'm 25. I exclusively only fuck 18-19 year olds. This year I've fucked about 10 or 11 already.

Extrapolate that.

I'd say I'm winning here pal.

Daddies money goes a long way

>tfw 30 and can never close the deal on 18-20 year olds because they're so goddamn self-centered and flakey

Tell me your secrets, senpais.

>tfw 18 and can't get laid

Can you oldfags leave some for me

>that thread where nerds can make up how many girls they've fucked

almost at 34 this week

why do people post about numbers

noone cares if you fuck 20 whales a year

idi nahui

My father is an abusive alcoholic.

Ive also not been out of employment for longer than three weeks since I was 12 years old.

Nice try though chum.

How is your life for you now compared to your 20's and 30's. I am currently 20 with a pretty Veeky Forums body but not having the sex life I want. What are some advice and action tips you can give in order for me to maximize my happiness I can have later in life?

This is what life is like for people who know how to have conversations offline

Get off of Veeky Forums and go talk to women

Why only 18 year olds?

kek
>The thread where pedophiles can meet and congregate

Literally what is Veeky Forums anymore

I'm assuming because AOC is either 16 or 18 here in the States. While it's technically legal to fuck a 16yr old (depending on state) it's not worth the shit-storm it'll cause you when her parents press charges against you for something else. Also girls under 18 are literal children in the brain.

Paying for it does not count breh

>be alpha
Thats literally it

I'm 18. I fucked 3 teenagers last month alone. Kill me.

Yeah? I'm 99 and I fucked your teenage mom back in 1940's you damned nazi cunt

18 and haven't did the sexual intercourse with anyone. Literally fuck you, no I mean it, can I fuck you pls.

What do you do for living?

h-how? plz respond

>had sex only three times in a year

Up your game, grandpa.

I'm having sex right now. you mad nerds?

Yeah? I'm 50 and I fucked your daughter last night.

Yeah man, im 32 and i fucked 1 20 year old and it felt awesome