His height starts with a 5

>his height starts with a 5

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what if my height starts with a 4? is that okay?

5' 8.5" master race

>her ass circumference starts with a 4

>her pussy starts with r

Yes.

Fuck you, I enjoy being fun-sized

When her chin starts with 1 inch long

>her skin color starts with "b"

>tfw 5'11
>people think you're 6' anyway
>tell grill you're 5'8
>tfw her manlel friends talk about height and she says you can't be that tall, user is taller than you and he's 5'8 haha

>mfw 5'11 with shoes on
>so close and yet so far

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>5'7 at the gym
>feel tall
>go to the mall
>instantly one of the shortest people

Kek

>overcompensating manlets

Why is that such a CUNTY face? Why can only women make such FUCKING ANNOYING FACES?

Yes I'm mad, but also genuinely curious.

>with shoes

I see a disproportionate amount of short dudes at the gym, almost like theyre all compensating.

>he hasn't incorporated trepanning into his routine

youtube.com/watch?v=rRAd8OWGnwI

Heh

>when she wears that much makeup
>wears 5" heels
>fake ass eyebrows

guido scum

>judging people by height

lel sinful fucks

tall enough so she can suck his dick while he stands

i feel the same way about W :( can't find any brown women too many white chicks.

5'9 is quite literally the perfect height

>6'4 = unathletic lanklet, never fills out
>5'6 = teeny tiny manlet

5'9 you look tall as fuck, fill out easy and naturally and are athletic. it's no coincedence all the greatest strength athletes are 5'9 or that running backs, etc are 5'9 in the NFL. it is simply the GOAT height

>her weight starts with a 2

When her weight starts with 200.

>5'9 you look tall as fuck

>tfw 6'3-5".

Kill me lads, my mom is taller.

>tfw 5'11'' manlet

ROASTIES

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I know that feel bro. 5'6 here.

>tfw 5'11''
>at a bar with friends all 6'1'' at least
>feel tiny as fuck

5'11'' feels so small.. how could you be happy with 5'9''?

>she wears a b cup size

>has a cuck baby

Enjoy raising someone else's mistake

23 with presumably a child of her own. she's a catch all right

>His Personlity Test results starts with "I"

When a girl isn't at permanent 15 percent body fat.

5'9 can get you some playing time, but everybody knows that 6'1 - 6'4 is the female equivalent to a 4 second 40 time.

Intp...

ENTP = Bond villain
INTP = The Henchman

Step it up and talk more.

Found the shitskin

Its weird how tall i feel sometimes when im working out, if i just went to tge gym and home id have a really skewed perspective

Can I not just enjoy lifting? I got my gf when I was even shorter and skinnyfat, I just happen to enjoy being a narcissist. 5'5 btw

>Tfw ESTP

Feels good

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