Hitler’s Thingy

WHY DID HITLER HAVE A PENIS WHEREAS I DO NOT, CANNOT AND NEVER WILL???

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Follow a line down his necktie, down his right pants leg with your mind. Watch how it bounced when he did his salute.

Why do all men appear to have them whereas all women appear not to?

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN???????

IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE F***ING MOON, WHY CANT THEY DO BETTER THAN THIS FOR WOMEN WHO WANT TO BECOME MEN???

Wow, he’s hot!!!

Disgusting!!! I wouldn’t get phalloplasty if my name were Phall O’ Plasty

You can say that again!!!

Whoops! Wrong direction. Shit!

these things are more trouble than they are worth. youre better off with a womb. its like an easy bake oven on easy mode.
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I know my hair is ugly, but she took the liberty to shave my head around a little patch on top. And the peroxide-created auburn hair is growing out.

I don’t have a uterus anymore either, so I’m not exactly a man or a woman.

proving by your argument that men were obviously never on the moon. watch a stanley Kubrick film and lurk moar

They were too.

AND WHY WERE WE LIED TO IN SCHOOL ABOUT HITLER BEING INTERSEX?

Why were we told he had ambiguous genitalia if he was actually a pretty well endowed man?

His genitals don’t look ambiguous to me!

They should have put Hitler on the Moon.

Why didn’t they put Hitler in outer space before he died??? Damnit anyhow!!! Should have buried him on the Moon.

WHY THE HELL DID THEY NOT????????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ?? ?? ?????????

Why couldn’t they keep his body in an urn and bring his ashes to the moon?

Why didn’t Hitler ever go to outer space?

Why didn’t they bury him beneath a Nazi flag on the moon?

Why couldn’t they put him on another planet???

They did
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We don’t really know that he died in 1945.

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>hung like a horse
>only one brass ball (while the other is in the Albert Hall)
Worth the trade off?

Such an amazing man!

I just wish there weren’t so many lies, rumors and fairy tales about him that you cannot discern where the truth ends, and the lies begin!!!

Why would anyone want to lie about his genitals or how his life ended???????