How do me and the girlfriend spice up the sex life?

Choke her. They won't admit it but bitches love a firm grasp to the neck

I have news for you

if you are bored its over, time to find a new girl to fuck

I beat women when they get boring. Some of them like it and stay. Some don't and leave. One hated it and pressed charges.
Jail sucks, even for 60 days.
Beating women is fun though.

Find a new gf

OP what is the point?

In about a week your girlfriend will need to satisfy her cravings. This is when she will suck a giant black cock and swallow the cum.

13 year old edge lord

have her tie you to a chair and let her strip, grind on you with her butt, and then rape you from the chair

OR

tell her your gona impregnate her while your fucking her hard

OR

idk im not into hardcore shit, sex is good by itself, if you need to spice it up , it means you aint doing a good job at it dumbass.

Ask what her sex fantasy consist of, but dont get bootyhurt when she describes Chad ramming her with his twice as big dong .

agreed

Never change Veeky Forums

Movies and toys works for my marriage, for now....
Been with this girl for 8 years. Been tempted to cheat and divorce her a few times. She's gotten soggy and I don't like it

so you are unhappy in the marriage

shouldn't have got married

i don't think i need to tell you that divorce is the best option

...

Bondage is what I've gone to.

My guess, since you're asking, is that you've gotten to the point in the relationship where instead of having sex without prompting, now you're where you ask her if she wants to have sex tonight; then she sits there quietly for a few moments before saying 'ok'.

A lot of transitions are going on, but chief amongst them are two things. She feels like when you ask her for sex she's basically a means to an end for your nut; and you probably ask her opinion on things, which while at first felt like you appreciated her input -- now feels like you're shoving responsibility off onto her to make decisions.

My suggestions would be twofold:
Stop asking what she thinks when there's a decision to be made, if she asks where you want to go to dinner tonight the worst response is to ask her what she would like. Just pick something different from last time -- because you don't give a shit what it actually is either. If she really cares she will intervene.
Secondly, don't ask her if she wants to have sex, ever. Take the temperature of her mood and make sure she's not in a bad way, then rub her feet or lay on the couch with her, massage her head, just do something to make light physical contact with her. That's all you should do initially and leave it at that. Over time progress it to making out and other foreplay but don't insinuate that foot rub = I want sex by doing it everytime. For her, this will make it feel like you're passionate about her, and not about getting your nut. Sex will happen in due course because she feels swept away in the moment, not prompted for it.

As a consequence of these things, you also won't hear nearly as much shit from her.

Let her call you Mike Patton in bed

I've been with the same woman for almost 9 years and sex has never been boring, I think Veeky Forums and the subsequent trap fapping and sweaty male bodies has made you guys into a bunch of nu-male cucks.

If you actually talk to each other and find out what you both like sexually and experiment you can have all kinds of fun without needing to get rimmed and ball tortured while choking yourself and having a lantern battery hooked up to your nipples just to get.

If you're in a loving and meaningful relationship, the only thing that makes sex boring is routine and lack of intimacy.

Anal. Put your winky in her bum bum.

I bought rope binds. next time we fucked, i stripped her naked, stood her up, tied her hands behind her back and told her to get on her knees

she loved it

Not OP, but thank you for this based user

Some sound advice from this guy. Not really hard to comprehend, yet most guys are too sperg to actually do it.

no way that pic is real

taylor lautner is a manlet m8

there's literally no way, it's all temporary and a continual downhill slide into weirder and weirder shit

the only way is to find a new girlfriend who does EVERYTHING differently, so it's a fresh experience

This desu lit senpai desu senpia senpai

Switch to the left hand.

When will they learn

Never do a threesome. It will fuck everything up.
Try anal.
Try public spaces.
Try fucking in a vehicle.
Try massage.
Try to be more brutal or more sensual.

Get her to dress up in fetish clothes

>Bondage
>Forced enemata
>Buttplugs
>Diapers 24/7
>Catheters
>Bitchsuits

Cheat on her with random sluts. Nothing hotter than guilty sex

Not op, but im really considering this. I've been with my girlfriend for nearly 5 years, and I really love her. But the sex nowdays is boring. I have learned everything about her. I even got used to the taste of her pussy. It's like jerking off the same porn movie for 5 years. I don't want to end my relationship just to fuck some random bar sluts, so I think I'll have one or two one night stands.

>inb4 white knights tell me how terrible person I am

Good advice.

>you don't have a box to stand on
>you're box out of luck
>this box aint big enough for the both of us
>this box is my box, welcome to my box

I hope you know she is thinking the same thing, my man

There's a reason rape fantasies are so popular among women. The appealing aspect is imagining a man who wants you so badly he'll do anything to get you, he needs your body right now, and won't stop. But because it's a fantasy, you're in control, so you're imagining someone you'd actually like to fuck, and that they don't hurt you (beyond what you want, if you're a masochist).

That's what you have to tap into if you want to light up the fires. I'm not saying to rape your gf; you're her bf, so she should feel safe and like you won't hurt her, just like the fantasy. But you need to go after her, be really into it, satisfying her but also ravaging her. You should be kissing her like you need it to breathe, pinning her down, grinding on her, whispering dominant things in her ear. And take your time, don't rush straight into sex. Let her play out the fantasy for a while before you bust your nut in 3 strokes.

Relax. It's 2016. Nobody on this earth thinks a relationship can last and partners don't cheat

Finger her while you guys are somewhere public. Worked wonders for me.

The pregnancy thing is a huge one, taps into our biological instincts

It was a great day when I stopped asking her lol excellent advice user

Ask her to try scat, its extreme but alot of fun

Try 5/3/1

Reminder to also buy cute dresses for him

Your op pic literally implies that you cuck

Tell her you want to try a rape fantasy,tell her that she waits in the bedroom while she is fingering herself then and that you will bust in with a ski mask on flip her over and fuck her hard...then when you try it and shes upstairs having a finger, get your mate or brother to put the ski mask on...send him up, wait till he's fucking her then bust in while wearing another ski mask....the look on her face will be priceless

W0t

top banter la

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Ah yes, the good ol' rape-a-roo

Get into D/s

this. my gf doesnt like it to the point where she cant breathe, but shes into my hands around her neck

if you dont have kids, start hiding your money now and find a good lawyer

>tfw your girl calls you master and wants a collar that says 'property of user'

I didn't get any advice in the last thread.
My gf keeps making jokes about farting on my face. The other day she farted and said that the next time it would definitely be on my face.
Watdo?

Fart on her face and see how SHE likes it.

>mfw gf revealed the other day that she has a diaper fetish, is really into age play, and wants me to be her daddy dom

I'm really at a crossroads, Veeky Forums. On the one hand, I love her, on the other hand I actually want to marry and have kids with her, and this revelation makes me seriously question whether I can feel comfortable with her being the mother of my children.

just keep bedroom life out of normal life

you're fucked

She has daddy issues, user. Get out of there.

Nothing crazy, but my gf and I like to watch porn together. She was self-conscious at first, but over time her libido increased and now she's down with it. I think watching BGG scenes might be giving her subconscious perversions, so we'll see where that leads.

Also watching each other fap seems to be a thing now. Seeing me be a grunting mammal fapping off to some lewd videos gets her slipping and sliding.

You don't

oh this one is asking for a turn

user , nail that back down pls.