>parents raised me on a diet of candy, crackers, cheeze its, breakfast cereals, and other carbs >plagued with insane cystic acne, scrawny weak betavirgin >decide to start basing all my meals around meat >body is so unused to real food that after eating a pound of sausage I can literally feel my kidneys pulsating like crazy in my back
Am I gonna die?
Jonathan Rivera
>eat one form a junk food >go to another form of junk food
yeah, the junk food's gonna kill you
Wyatt Martin
>pound of sausage that's not how you base your meals around meat, kek
how is cooking that hard for some people? RICE CHICKEN BROCCOLI if you're ultra uber shitty or just plain lazy you can even throw all of it in the same pot.
Isaiah Kelly
Rice cooker with steam tray for chicken and veggies helped my diet because I'm a lazy fuck.
Jace Miller
I'm a carnivore you grass eating plebeian
Rice? Brocccoli? Kek what are you a deer?
Easton Gutierrez
>base my meals around meat >eat sausage
top zoz, eat meat not fucking horse kidneys you fucking dumb peasant
James King
kek, do you really eat broccoli? wtf man
Nathaniel Bennett
among other veggies, mentioned it for Veeky Forums meme relevance. I don't know m8, never heard of broccoli hate before chatting with Murica. Only thing i can't stand are brussel sprouts.
Jordan Sullivan
>pound of sausage the fuck are you doing you fucking frog sausage is like 1:999 protein:fat ratio
Bentley Ward
Chicken or steak?
also pic related isnt burnt, i just use a weird steak sauce that makes it look like that
Zachary Gutierrez
You realise sausage is shit tier meat usually right unless you're buying proper stuff?
>OP tries to eat healthy after a life time of eating shit >Starts with 1 pound of sausage meat
top vev m8
Anthony Gray
Never gonna make it
Gavin Rivera
If say kill yourself but you already are
Austin Nguyen
We're all gonna make it.
Take it one step at a time user. You can do it.
Evan Cox
>before chatting with Murica. Wtf are you talking about?
Also he's trolling you, tard
Nicholas Perry
Why do people on fit think eating healthy = eating bland, basic and boring? Is that just a whole potato you put on a plate? Do you even love yourself
Liam Young
I didn't know sausage went against fit memes. What are fit approved meats? I bought oxtails today.
Cooper Cooper
I don't know why but I just lost my shit at this comment. I've got tears in my eyes and my sides are orbiting somewhere near Jupiter right now. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.
Elijah James
>sausage
TOP LOL
Liam Wood
Holy shit I laughed hard at this
>thinks sausage is healthy
Jace Clark
haahah you're stupid
Gabriel Gomez
Might as well have got hotdogs OP
Adrian Evans
just made spicy chicken breast, black beans and steamed broccoli with old bay on it. its a Veeky Forums dinner but its pretty bangin
Jaxon Myers
I simply refuse to believe sausage is bad for you. It's meat. Humans evolved to eat everything from the animals we hunted. Organs, muscle, fat, marrow, everything.
David Roberts
OP trying to defend the lb of sausage he ate because it's "healthy" compared to what he's used to
Jayden Cooper
>high fat content >mystery meat It's a lottery. You have no idea of knowing what's in it.
Landon Lee
Never got the hate for sprouts, although I guess they are kind of strong. Grew up on them with a little vinegar and crave them.