Work next door to an Asian massage place that's open 24 hours

>blow Jon

She was only being sweet to get more money/a returning customer.

its full of asian parlors here but I don't know which ones are good and which ones are not

Also mostly old people go to them and I don't want a mouth that has sucked old dick anywhere close to my willie

>toned

what is this blow jon? it sounds interesting

>the same Manor

how big was it man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientalism

this

she is most likley a milf sending money back to her korean family.

Is blow jon going to become the next new, epic meme?

Just ask for a CCBJ. Most places do this anyway.

Do these whores only give happy ending to big cock white dudes? Fuck. I'm Asian and I've tried many places they never showed me any signs of going sexual

raging manlet

yes, sometimes they even specify that they are only doing this because I'm white. The service is not available for asian men.

I went to a place in Thailand and I can vouch for the fact that if you're a good-looking/normal-looking white dude with a good body, the chicks will be enthusiastic. I got a girl with huge tits and she let me grope her and eventually suck her tits while she stroked me. I got her to get totally nude at one point too. She may have just been putting on an act but I would guess that she doesn't go that far with every dude.

>Toned

Asian men are the most disgusting, unsexy creatures on the planet, even to an asian woman. You'd be lucky if she could even find your inverted peepee in that bush.

Just thinking about a naked asian man is enough to make me hurl

I lost virginity in one of those places...
>came for a regular happy end massage
>new girl
>weird routine, seems rushed to get me hard, barely doing any massage.
>puts a condom on my dick, asks to be taken from behind, as it's her preferred position.
>i wasn't expecting that, but oh well, might as well.
>a bit nervous, almost got limp, but made it.
>realized after that I always been overpaying for happy ending massage... The price I was always charged was for full service, and previous girl was just abusing my ignorance.

>TONED

Closed circuit blow jon?

Brown guy here. Me and my white friend went to one, he got a blow jon and I didn't. I'm taller and I'm better shape/look better than him, but he still can get blow jons from Asian chicks in these parlors.

Did you at least get a blow job?

Ita because white people are generous tippers

Yeah, of course.

>too scared to go to massage parlor because of race and backne

I've been wanting to try one of these for awhile, but I know I'd end up like some bad luck Brian ass nigger and get raided right as I'm going to get my dick touched for the first time in a year.

Don't be. You have no idea what kind of filth those girls have to deal with daily. Anything better than a hobo is cool with them. Also, there's usually dimmed lighting, that usually renders such things irrelevant.

What race bud

Asian people are not very fond of brown and black people. Except Will Smith.

>toned
you know how I know you're dyel?
also
>140$
lol

>bad luck Brian ass nigger

I hate Family Guy too.

Did you also pay 140$? For a normal massage?

>2016

>Not getting a blow Jon on your Manor

Will Smith isn't Asian.

>blow Jon

I don't know--do you?

RIP Anri's career

light skinned nigger

what? She ends up dead no matter what you do.

Do these places actually fucking exist? I haven't even masturbated to completion once since my ex left me 5 months ago. Every time I try for some reason I think about her and how much I miss her right before I finish, and I instantly get furious from her fucking her new bf and lose erection instantly and then have to go work out before I tear up my house. If someone else could just do it for me, I would pay like 200 bucks.

Why what happened

retired

I always wanted to go and get a double message from 2 girls.

Yes these places exist. Just how its easy to find drugs like steroids in the gym. Its like illegal but for some reason every gym has those guys.

It's to be expected. You're a nasty shitskin.

>Thailand
>Huge Tits

I got bad news for you buddy...

he said he got her to get totally nude, so that eliminates ladyboys. they never get the operation.

I went to an asian place twice because I got tired of paying more for a legit massage, and for the price, it's worth it. I started to get a boner at the end when she flipped me over and started massaging the inside of my thighs though. I also like how she massages my ass. I'm pretty sure i'd get a happy end if I took all my clothes off, but I leave my underwear on and just enjoy a cheap massage.

I dunno, Korean guys can be pretty handsome. Never seen a Korean guy naked so I can't really speak to that, but as far as facial aesthetics go you could do far worse if you're looking for an Asian guy.

So you're fine with thinking about men of other races you fucking faggot?

> be licensed massage therapist
> have university premed coursework done
> study kinesiology, sports medicine, and injury treatment for another three years
> accumulate thousands of hours of practice performing manual therapy in clinical settings
> work in hospitals, pt clinics, and spas
> work with professional athletes

99% of people who meet me believe I am a prostitute, and that massage is synonymous with erotic touch

I even had a client who was referred to me for injury treatment who asked, completely seriously, how many handjobs I had to give before I was allowed to give non-sexual massages

Our city is full of brothels with neon signs advertising as massage parlors. I don't knock it. I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated like everything else. Those immigrant girls are just trying to get by. But what they do isn't massage. I think it hurts both industries to equate he two.

And actual massage will be in something like a medical office or spa, with nice decor and comfortable treatment table. It will never be advertised as a "massage parlor"

On a side note, we used to get vice cops coming in to a clinic I worked at for free massage after their workouts. They knew were a totally legit clinic, but they came in for massage anyway because the department comped it as an investigation into a potential brothel.

Your tax dollars at work, anons.

You lead a sad existence

if you were my bro I would suck the soul out of your cock if I knew what you were going through breh

>too scared to go to massage parlor because of race and backne

Dude they dim the lights not because YOU are ugly but because THEY are. Makeup, clothes, and bad lighting hide some truly ugly women at these places.

You can let her live as a hollow.

Tbh I fucked this incredibly hot 20 year old escort and it was the best sex I ever had. Beautiful Ukrainian girl, D cup tits that filled your hands and a massive ass. She wore this dog collar and that really turned me on. Would fug again but she quit the agency she worked with. I know you shouldn't feel anything for these women but she was legitimately fun to talk to. Makes me want to move to Kiev for a bit to fug these kind of women because I never see girls that beautiful in the states.

Not the full on blow jon though

Literally looks like someone stuck their finger in a pile of shit and rubbed it all up and down her cleavage wtf. Anyone else notice this?

>be a regular at an asian massage parlor
>pay 200
>my sessions almost always go for 2 hr and they include sex
>girls are a bit older but have great bodies for being in their 30s

Kinda want to see regular hookers but you can beat the convenience of asian massage parlors if you want quick sex.

>140 for head

you are retarded

no, get checked for spergers

>drunk as fuck decide that i want a massage at 3am
>the receptionist made me choose a girl on the computer
>tell me to go take a shower in the room
>the girl come in the shower(i was not expecting this)
>wash me I'm not rock hard
>go in the spa she ask me if it's my first time and if i have a gf
>y-yes
>tell me i can touch here everyhere except vag
>she start touching my weiner while i suck on her tits
>move to the massage table
> she's just rubbing her tits and vag on every inch of my body
>no massage
>i had to stop her she was rubbing her pussy againt my penis and i don't want rotten dick
>try to make me cum
>I'm way to drunk it takes awhile
>at one point the lights goes off i was taking to much time
>fuck this i take the bar
>extreme wank bring my muscle to failure 2-3 times
>came on her DD tits

it cost me 100CAD$
totally worth it. I sometime masturbate on their website but i don't have the gut to go because i have a girlfriend.

i had no gf at the time

LMAO. sorry to hear that user

>I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated like everything else
Well, duh.
But legaizing prostitution takes business away from the criminal underground, so don't expect it to happen in any country where that has a strong political presence.

I literally read the OP, got a boner, got in my car and went to the nearest Asian massage place and got a massage. Hot girl, kept her clothes on but gave me a hand job. She was really nice and cute and funny and liked (or pretended to like) my body. It felt good, and the massage was surprisingly effective too.
10/10 OP, also fitness related because goddam my back feels so relaxed now.

is Veeky Forums the only board without mods?

140 for head? You got ripped off senpai

>caring about the girls

>Not blast off deep within this whores ass after she just gave ya some out of this world head and then lets you hit it again before the hour is up and then you go over busting on her face for 3 bills americano . stay pleb my friend . but nice amp story I rikey

>140
>for a massage and blowjob

What a fucking joke. Fucking gooks mane.

>It cost me 140 American Buckaroos

>trying to quit escorts to stop wasting money and for health risks.
>see this thread.

Fuck you guys, i'm so bored right now i could easily call one.

me too senpai. Thinking about going later just for something to do. I hate rest days

I literally scheduled an appointment to a massage parlour after reading op.

>fuck a girl regularly at an amp
>always takes me to their living quarters in the back of the amp because massage tables are too small and uncomfortable
>sometimes her coworker mires and slaps my butt
>still havent convinced them to have a threesome

One day brehs

140 for head? wtf

see this is why I need a girlfriend, at least you only pay for gas or a meal now and then

Where can I find one of these places locally? I live in Fort Walton Beach, FL

Sadly I know this feel. I blame the roids.

underrated post

Related but my new girlfriend gave me a hand job the other day and it's way better than a blow job.

Seriously let's bring back the hj

Jon is obviously ops name and autocorrect finished it for him. Give the autist a break, he was just really excited to tell us about his first bj, and now you fags are trying too hard to ruin his boasting.

who the fuck wants a handjob

I can give myself a handjob

rubmaps.com

you didn't hear it from me

who is this semen demon

This is the first thing I'll do once I get a toned body and stop being an overweight fatty, thanks for the inspiration OP

We have to be strong senpai, i usually feel like shit for wasting my money once i'm done when i could just have a cheeky wank.

>being white
>having to pay for a blowie from an azn

How much of a failure are you? AZN women put it out to is so easily. They've been literally trained by their cuck cultures to worship our dicks. You're either a massive failure or a nigger. AZN girls with fuck anything white.

>all that shit in the carpet by the wall

What a turn off desu

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a well done hand job is god tier. Most girls don't know what they are doing and just jerk up and down but the ones who know their stuff, who massage all the right areas and involve the taint and butthole, god damn.

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