/mirin/ thread

It was a test and you failed
You do as you are told so now they know your a fuccboi that will get stuff from the shop for them

lmao

>lifting for about a year
>always wore wide longsleeves
>at the end of my bulk
>mytimwtoshine.jpg
>go to school in white, normal fit T-shirt
>hear some guys in my class saying "look at that muscleshirt user is wearing" as I walk up to the whiteboard
>feel self-concious for the rest of the day because I've got a fatceps and lack definition

>cousin
>15
>abs
>"solid"

its bulk then cut senpai
Get with the program already

this

>be me at chipotle/
>wearing polo and shorts, just got off me work
>not aesthetic or bodybuilder mode by any means
>6'2", 179lbs around 14%-15% bf, look solid with clothes on desu
>cutie arbian/lightskin about three people down looks back at me legit every 10 seconds or so
>Veeky Forums insticts kick in, begin to wonder if she's mirin
>try not to let her catch me mirin, can see she has hella potential to be a semen demon as she hits her PEAK mid-20's (probably 18 now)
>while I ponder if she's mirin the unthinkable happens
>she's wearing a sundress right
>she looks right back at me then throws up her dress over her ass, showing her underwear
>Victoria secret
>lets the sundress fall again
>she looks back at me a shit ton
>never let her see me mirin
>order my burrito, double wrapped chicken burrito extra rice and beans, cheese and lettuce + green sauce
>she sits down alone
>i walk past her with my burrito, don't even look at her, she mirin
>walk outside and go home

Did I miss a chance? I didn't feel like going after any girl other than pure-white.. right?

Why not take a fucking chance man, SHE WAS ALONE.

Worst case, you have lunch with her and never have to see her again.

Pathetic....

1) she wasnt white
2) she was with some friends
3) i had somewhere to be

I like how Victoria's Secret underwear was a big factor in this for you

...

At club with fwb and her friend who's a lesbian. Haven't seen them for 2 months since I started gear. I gained 20 lbs lean in that time. They say I look big 'even your neck is huge, omg your chest' lift up my shirt and rub their hands all over my abs for seriously at least 5 minutes. I actually get tired of holding abs flexed for this long molestation. Lesbian says she's jealous of males having testosterone she knows she could never grow like this. They give me MDMA and we roll and then go home and try to fuck but can't get an erection due to drugs. Win some lose some I guess. This girl was my fwb for a year before she told me she had to break things off because she was going exclusive with some other dude. She drunk texted me and said she wished she was still banging me, but now I honestly don't even know if I want to again. The thought of her with another guy instead of me is hard to deal with, I might just go no contact again. Idk.

>I am now6'4 175, finally just beginning to reach ottermode, but still pretty lanky. (started at 6'4 135 9 months ago)
>One thing lanklets have going for them is low body fat to start with, usually, so abs show up super quick
>I now have a nice six pack, and am roughly halfway to 1/2/3/4, a little further on bench, behind on squat, but im doing well.
>See female friend who I haven't seen in about 5 months, solid 8/10 qt3.14 with gorgeous blue eyes, well proportioned body,
>Getting Veeky Forums has made me a little more alpha
>Go straight in for the hug
>She had the same idea
>Sometimes girls shift over to hug me from the side because it's less awkward than her face being right in my chest (tall guys know this feel), and she did that after about 2 seconds, and slid her hand across my stomach
>She stops, as I instinctively flex my abs since I'm ticklish
>She feels around for a solid 5 seconds, before looking straight into my eyes, grinning, and says, 'damn user, you've really been working out, haven't you'
>I reply, 'yeah, i'm getting there'

She seems to be into me more and more, invited her out to dinner tomorrow and she said, 'like a date?' I said, 'yeah, let's go with that.' and she seemed really excited. Potential gf material as she is not slutty, and we've been solid friends for awhile and have many similar interests. I think I'm finally starting to make it lads.

How is it not?

Fucking a hot tomboy lesbian is my fetish. Wish there was more porn of it

I'm glad for you, senpai.

>used to work at retail store
>flirted with all my coworkers
>had a ton of fun
>work in office now
>no one in immediate work area is attractive
>a few attractive women dispersed throughout the building
>do my best not to flirt with them
>work for government and i could probably get a sexual harassment charge
>we take a few different trainings every year about it
>just want to flirt with hot ginger who works the front desk
>gotta start mastering the art of flirting without being super direct

Yeah sadly that's not what was going to happen anyway. I tried to get a threesome going but she was only into girls. The fwb and I tried to bang.

She is gorgeous though and super cool personality so I'm kind of sad about that.

thanks famalam, I've never really had any trouble getting girls in bed, but like a lot of Veeky Forums Im still searching for that long term gf who can just brighten your day when you see her. Maybe this is it.

>cousin (15) feels pecs and abs
>"solid"
>suplex her onto hard concrete

>6'2"
>179lbs
>15%
you' have no muscle

OMG U ARE PATHETIC

>going off cocoon mode before cut
Why.

Your gon die a virgin

>End of bulk
>Time to shine
I dont even know how are you this dumb

baka brah

So if she 3 people in front of you that means they got a view of it too?

didnt notice that lol

>No green text
>Thinks anyone is going to read
Lurk more faggot

Had a chad buddy one time tell me he had a situation like yours turn into a full blown 3some. Lesbo said the same thing but after watching them bang for awhile she decided to give it a go. Never know m8

Kek

First reply best reply.

>recieve compliments on looks/physique often, for some reason lots of nicknames
>solid 6/10 and ottermode with decent proportions

I don't even know what flirting is. Tips?

Way to make it, fampai.

be confident. fake confidence until youre actually confident. If you are finding that too hard, figure out what you are insecure about and fix it. If you are skinny/fat, start working out.

Flirting is pretty much assuming everyone wants you. im probably average on the attractiveness scale so as long as you are at least that, it will work out. smile smugly. walk with good posture. and if you think it will make her laugh, say it. i dont know what else to say. a lot of it comes naturally now. it didnt used to but after a few years of trying ,its pretty easy.

Youre gonna get a voice in your head tho. Its gonna tell you "nah man, maybe i shouldnt say/do this. it might not work out." But as long as the consequences arent too bad (such as getting fired from work for being completely inappropriate), just go for it.

Everything she did was meant for the Chad behind you.

Putting green is a pain in the ass on my phone. Sorry princess you'll just have to content yourself with the other stories instead.

I really appreciate that, thanks man.

I'm very inexperienced when it comes to women and I don't know if it's because confidence thing or because I just don't know how to. Like I'm a pretty confident guy, I can easily make bros but i don't have a single female freind.

Like sometimes I will find myself in good social situations to talk to a girl and get to know her like we're in a group at a party or she's sitting on the same table for a class but I don't take them.

Like I feel this nervousness/anxiety to talk to the girl because I wonder if I'll have anything to talk about, whether she thinks I'm hitting on her, if I accidently spill some spaghetti, etc..

How to build this confidence?

experience. just start talking to them. who cares if u spill spaghetti to one girl. its one girl. u will meet 1000 in your life. just do it. dont think abt "what if i fail". just know that a few times u will fail and thts ok

proud of u son

My man you might just be gay

>at school
>walking during passing period (18)
>dude who I haven't spoken to in over a year tells me how jacked I am
>keeps walking with me
>asks me if I work out to get girls
>tell him, "If that is a result of working out that's cool I guess, but it isn't the main reason."
>he asks what the main reason is
>tell him, "it's tough to describe, I think it's intrinsic."
>he nods and we start talking about him

I don't know if I'll ever be able to admit that it is how I avoid depression. Honestly, guys, with more attention, I am beginning to feel like a normie and I am not sure if I like it.
>feelsweirdman

my flanks

You did well. Fuck race traitors.

>walking to store
>wearing shorts
>black people walking behind me
>look at dat niggas calves

my calves are only 17" solid

Pleb-tier lingerie desu senpai.

I'm proud of you user

If she ain't White it just ain't right

>what really happened

>she salams me
>a-a-alaikum

Sweden?

happens all the time

Kek

Lel

shaking my head

Went entire spring semester wearing goodies and jackets

>summer classes started last week
>decided to wear a Henley with sleeves rolled up
>run into a few girls I know that are taking the same class as me.
>I'm talking to one, the other two are just eye fucking my bulge to death.
>one girl has a bf but can't stop touching my arms and back.

Its like a complete mindfuck to them to see a guy with muscle. Their true nature comes out and they Don't even try to hide it.

Height helps too I guess

6foot 2 and around 200lbs. I'm korean and these sloots are white btw. I prefer black girls thoigh, more meaty and better cock goblin potential.

>if you think she will laugh, say it

I do that shit all the time. Like jokes that aren't even funny to normies, but then I laugh and look them in the eye and even if it wasn't funny if they're feeling you they will laugh too just from awkwardness. If they don't laugh at all or look disgusted time to retreat.

Idk how else to explain it

>be at party this weekend
>see a group of friends i hadn't seen in a year or so
>been losing weight/lifting seriously for almost a year
>a bunch of them saying nice things
>standing there waiting to use the bathroom
>hear two gay friends talking about me
>"omg...user is seriously like...HOT now. like just plain hot. i can't believe it. i couldn't even talk to him earlier."
>not mad

Dunno if its a mire but I've been getting free coffee from this chick at Starbucks

Green sauce?!??!?! What the fuck user!?!!!

>at bar this weekend
>getting kind of late, and Im getting bored
>as my group of friends is talking, decide to basically just walk around the bar people watching
>standing still at the bar and look to my right
>make eye contact with some stacy
>look away quickly, but look back a while later and make eye contact again
>she squints her eyes to make a playfully mean face and then points at me and mouths "you"
>point to the guy next to me and she shakes her head no
>shes still pointing at me and starts dancing a little bit
>for no real reason, walk away in the opposite direction

I fucking hate bars

Hell yeah that shit is expensive.

Try not to think of your grandma's cheesy cuntflaps when you're banging her bro.

What did she mean by this?

>solid

Noice

>work out with grill today
>i spot her on squat while she rubs her ass on my cock
>her friend recorded it
>she puts it on her instagram
>a qt grill comments her instagram saying "get it girl"

So she flashed literally the entire line?

This man.

>initially started to impress my gf and keep my head on straight since I was starting a new degree
>she saw my progress after a month and was already pretty impressed
>don't see her again for 2 months
>when we finally met again she dumped me.
>managed to gain 8kgs of muscle and had no one to show it to anymore
>go home and cry while hitting PR's
>absolutely shattered but decide to keep lifting because it's the only thing that provides me with any semblance of self-confidence
>been over a year now, still haven't had sex or been on a date since but in the best physical condition I've ever been in and doing much better in this degree than my first but I'm still lonely as fuck.
>mfw lifting doesn't always take away the feels but at least it helps

You lucky dog. I'm still trying to get a free footlong at Subway. The best I can do is get 50% off w/ a coupon.

>things that never happened

gay mires best mires even if you're straight

>new chipotle opens up near uni
>always empty because it's a short drive and nobody has a care but me
>go there a few days in a row because busy, need quick big meals
>always go for the double brown rice double black beans double chicken lettuce burrito
>amateur workers can never wrap it
>always need to double foil it
>one time qt cashier literally said "god it's always so big!"
>another time bro server goes "damn, do you play sports or something?"
>another time, massive black guy (this time i got two of them) goes "dayyuummmm son, you really gon eat all dat?!"

>mfw small as fuck

>god it's always so big!

I'm as dead as her stillborn child.

>4 you

fucking lel

I know the feels as well bro.

>deleted tinder, bumble, OK Cupid, etc
>barely on facebook anymore
>working out 3-5 days a week
>nobody to show my progress to.

I'm waiting until I enter Chad-tier and then I'll exit cocoon mode. Been cutting and working on Starting Strength + C25K and making good weekly gains.

what the fuck
translate this for the majority of us bro

This is me, except my ex and I have only been broken up for 3 months. And I've been joylessly spite fucking lots of strange the whole time. Which doesn't actually make me feel any better about the situation

>manlet supreme working at my office
>he's always talking about how short he is
>constantly bringing up how fit I am and I try to play if off
>bro your arms are like as big as my leg
>mfw they're just barely 14"

Despite all of this he's managed to hook up with one of my many oneitis... kill me.

Good answer my man

>run rickshaws on weekend nights cuz hey easy money
>literally dozens girls a night call me cute handsome sexy
>get girls numbers like no tomorrow
>getting cat called
>comments on my ass (thanks squatting every day)
>sometimes girls will flash me as i run them home
>often get offers for blowjobs and sex
>guys mire all the time
>saying oh your a big guy.... 4u
>saying how i must be in really good shape to do this
lol i dont even care about these sluts. im here to make money
>milf are my fetish tho, hopefully later in the summer im a get me some
honestly i get mired so often now i dont even care about it

Lol one of my friends did this. Said he gave rides for free just asked for tips but made bank doing it. Where do you work?

self mire

be me
>310 lb fatty with a 5.5x5 penis, thought my fat pad covered some of it

>down 85 lbs and remeasured at 8.59x5.5, feels extremely Chad

im in ottawa.
and yeah man i make on average 200 a night. and the season is just starting. we get hella tourists here as well

How do you have many oneitis? Are you unfaithful?

>go to gym with friends
>hit the weights
>convince my friends to go swimming afterwards for dat cardio
>go to pool
>making my noob laps
>friends tellin me the lifeguard has been eyefugging me
>qt3.14 17/18 year old blonde
>friends egg me on to talk to her
>I go up to talk to her about how I'm interested in lifeguarding
>for some reason I lose interest
>walk away
>friends keeping harassing me
>"did you get her number?!!" "you had ONE job!!!!" "c'mon DUDE"
>leave gym
>she leaves at the same time
>she literally gets in her car, and backs up into the car behind her, and deadass just sits there
>I go down to see whats up
>some bs excuse, we talk a little, get her number
>send her a text
>no response

I didn't even want her number. My friends think every girl wants me because of my physique now. The whole conversion from the pool onwards was about this fucking girl. I didn't event want her number Veeky Forums, its like I ordered water with no ice at a restaurant and they give me a cup with just ice in it

>see a qt
>picture our life together in that moment
>nothing comes of it
>repeat

I know this feel, I'm pretty sure I'm over it but I can't tell if I am deep down, oh well, back to lifting

>The qt girl you though was mirin was probably just congratulating the girl on a possible new 1rm

still not over unfortunately, don't think I've gone a day without thinking about her at least once. She was a really amazing girlfriend and I can only really blame myself (I didn't cheat, but there were things about my self that I could have easily changed but I was a depressed dumbass who was scared of getting hurt).

I just feel like that heartbroken guy trapped in regret and going through the motions, I was depressed before we broke up but the only times I was truly happy was around her and despite being together almost 2 years I was too scared to tell her I loved her.
Life no longer has any colour bros.