Tfw no matter how hard you lift you will never stretch out Ariana Grande's butthole

Dating a girl whos a mox between her and Mila Kunis. Literal 9/10.

Best feel desu

Go to Tijuana. There's are tons of Mexican hookers there that look like her

>she's a turbo womanlet
Dude chicklets are top fucking tier women
>fucking a girl 5'2''
>Throwing her around like a rag doll
>feel like monster beside her
Amazing user
Grande is fugly IMO though so it doesnt apply to her

OP here
Just found some closeups of Ariana Grande

She has fucking hair on her cheeks
I'm disappointed

I would much rather fuck a high test qt than that thing

That thing isn't even attractive to me after I discovered the world of high test females

To think, when i was 15 i use to fancy ariana grande and victoria justice but they look like bones to me now

>Would expect she being the one fcking you in the ass
sold

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Pics plz kthx

Oh. I thought you meant her other cheeks. Kek.

Ayylmao

Im not surprised, told you she is fugly

i'm not saying womanlets are bad but grande, she is so insecure with her stature and obsessed with wearing heels she'd probably wear 6 inch pumps while she's in the funeral casket

The good news is, you don't need to lift to fuck her. Apparently she likes skellies

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Skelies with BBCs

No arguing there. When his nude pic leaked bitches from across the land were creaming everywhere

Nvm. The leak was fake. He could have a sbc for all we know.

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Is this real life?
At best I'd take a blow jon.

She's trash tier

I'm sure you love going to festivals too

Subhuman

shes pretty avgr looking siendo honesto

Don't force it, user

alphas re-fuck their genes into the pool.

betas spend hours making hereditary tables.

stacey wants to be conquered, not bored to death.

She's not that attractive

>Italy got cucked by the Moors
Only Sicily, please. And the same lands were then cucked by the Bourbon. You're more likely to find a blond hair + blue/green eyes girl down there than in Austria.
And you're full of shit on the Moors' roots as well, finish high school sometimes

Skellies with genetically determined HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME. Gymcels need to get this into their thick skulls.

Big Sean is 5'8" and very thin. He's literally what this Veeky Forums would call a skelly manlet. So no, he doesnt have HEIGHT or FRAME.

He does, however, possess a pretty great FACE, seems very charismatic, and is a fellow celebrity, all of which I'm sure helped him bag Ariana.

>no matter how hard you lift you will never hit as hard as Dan The Man Schneider

She's not even that good looking. I never understood why everyone's all up about her looks. She's an okay singer though.

is this a fucking joke? so does everyone you turbovirgin

>The weak should fear the strong

>being attracted to a jew puppet who probably engaged in some satanic orgies behind the curtains

nice try anglocucks

>implying she's not sicilian
>implying sicilians aren't part arab
>implying all whites are equal
There are tiers of whiteness. Anglo tier is second only to Nordic; see Brad Pitt for a fine example of Anglo genes. You're paying people a compliment to call them Anglos. Get with the times, my dear eggplant.

Back to /pol/ pls

What your excuse that you look like a perma bulk Virgin then?

I'm not /pol/. In fact, I am a fairly anti-racist sane liberal. But let's just face facts. If I could choose to change places with a member of the Nordic master race, I probably would and so would you if you're really honest with yourself. Let's face it, on some level pretty much everyone acknowledges their aesthetic superiority, to say nothing of their superior IQs.

Are we making a new meme? O shit waddup

I literally prefer short, QT brunettes over the over-sucked vikings.
I've never wished to be nordic ever, speak for yourself.

.....why would they not pluck those hairs? Is it some sort of "muh feminism" thing?
Idk, she's skinny as fuck anyways.

I wonder if she have hairy asshole...

Where do you hairy cretins keep crawling out from?

Like, maybe that'd mean something if this was 5 years ago and she was still qt. I still would but I'm not really into the whole Emaciated Guidette thing.

I though that other user was talking about peach fuzz but holy shit, I thought celebs had groomers
At least it goes with her shit personality

>tfw you will never make qt teen girls do fetishy things in front for your nickelodeon show "script" like Dan get in the van Schneider

Who is this man?

Dan you can't get out now Schneider

>implying I want dirty Dan 'if they're on nickelodeon i've blown a load in em' Schneider's leftovers

>you will never fuck the idea of the perfect girl
Plato, why even persist?

Big Sean is 5 8" manlet

Skelly manlet was fucking a super hot girl, tho. Guess Height and Frame are overrated

>tfw no mily gf butthole to stretch

There is LITERALLY no point in living

i swear before she got popular there was a pornstar with the same name

U sure u don't mean ariana jollee?

Dan "This one's a bleeder" Schneider

Is it the makeup or is this girl fine?

Nice jawline and high test.
Obviously the guy not Ariana

It's always the makeup, user.

I wouldn't fuck Arianna Grande with someone else's dick.
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>shitty diva personality
>face of a 12-year old

and for the Teutonic bro's out there?

She looks like shit either way. Why do people always use the ugly ones for these makeup comparisons. A pig with lipstick is still a pig.

She has a weak chin, but yeah she's damn fine.

Makeup can hide a lot but you can pretty much tell if a girl is ugly even with makeup. Mostly it just makes you underestimate HOW ugly. It DOES have the power to make average girls cute, which is whatever. The makeup ends up being more real than their actual face so it's fine.

Because that's what the average is. If you only look at the top 1%, obviously you'll have skewed views.

Thanks, heteronormative human