Mfw i accidentally used a wide grip and now i can't fit through doors

>mfw i accidentally used a wide grip and now i can't fit through doors

if only i had read Cosmo earlier!

...

kys

No u

remember: if your partner asks you to stop spending all his money, HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU

WTF is this bullshit

wide grip lat pulldowns = wide back

wide back + wide hips = dat hourglass figure

>go to gym
>use wide grip because my gf told me to try it for some reason
>finish workout, time to go home
>while exiting the gym, suddenly realize I can't Veeky Forums through door
>have to be rescued by firemen
could be worse pham

wow thanks
im gunna make mad gainz now sis

>all HIS money

you didn't even read the picture you posted, did you?

But user, it was her cash.

If it's printed in Cosmo, can you call it broscience?

now this is quality advice

take notes, autists

>instructions unclear
>"i'm rubbing my dad's leg under the table."

>at work
>45 year old cougar coworker randomly asks me what breast are made of
>me:uhh are you being serious? fat..
>her: are you surre?
>she asks another cougar next to her
>they both think muscle.
>cant believe what im hearing and laugh
>they go online and look it up
>them: user you were wrong its fat AND muscle
Dumbasses dont know their own fucking body

>nobody was rubbing her leg
>I find this out after breaking my dad's jaw
Thanks again, Cosmo.

> "nah babe, Dad was rubbing MY leg under the table. its this inside joke we have where he keeps moving his hand higher and higher, and if I flinch in front of Mom I lose. Hah the old man's such a joker"

got me good.

>implying women don't say "my cash" while spending your money

Virgins detected

>inducing Oedipus complex in your boyfriend
D E V I L I S H

fat and sometimes saline?

>wide back + wide hips = dat hourglass figure


Literally no

Literally yes?

>"gotta love playing pranks on my dad!"

>he isn't in a relationship with a self sufficient women
top kek m8

No.
A wider back will make your hips look smaller in comparison, it won't complement it at all

Then squat and isolate them abductors to make them bigger pham

Show me a single example of someone who got wider hips from abductor exercises

Me? I used to be very straight up and down, bricklike figure, and then i started lifting and ripped through my best pair of jeans at the hips ):

Inb4 it's fat cuz nope

It's fat

If it makes u feel better to think so then k

>been doing close grip bench press
>developed manboobs
if only i knew sooner..

It is fucking fat you stupid bitch
Post a picture

>girl ignores his requests
>continues to waste her money on ridiculous vanity items
>he leaves her

COSMOOOOOO

And nothing of value was lost
It's her fucking money

Not his fucking business SPECIALLY if he wasn't planning to marry her and therefore have to share financial responsibilities with her

found the cunt