>Have dinner-date at home with qt3.14
>She's fit, solid 8, hottest grill I've had a chance with
>Get to her house, she makes food, watch some GoT, talking she's laughing, things are going well
>Kiss her
SheLikedIt.jpg
>Things escalate
>We move to her room
>Start pulling each other's clothes off
>Once I'm shirtless
Wow user, you're pretty jacked
>Given how dyel I am, not sure if she's joking
Y-yeah, ha
>All I can think about is how dyel I am
>Not sure if she was making fun of me
>Does she even still want to get fucked by a dyel?
>Lose boner
>Can't get it back
>We end up cuddling for a bit, I go sleep on the couch
Mfw as I'm wondering what fit has done to me
Have dinner-date at home with qt3.14
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Thanks for the support, user
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You're a dumb ass and I hope your desperate texts go unanswered.
Don't blame this on Veeky Forums aspie
Fuck you pupper I live on a god damn mountain.
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The only response to "Wow user, you're pretty jacked" is
>Y-y-you too
Kek
>be me
>first time fucking girl after getting decently jacked
>do pushups in her bathroom and curl her laundry basket to hit the biceps
>pumped and looking joocey
>go to fuck her
>can't get hard because all the blood is in my muscles
thats fake nigga, i bet you re neckbeard shitposter, we all real Veeky Forumsizen know that while working out it's the easiest time to get boners
>mfw all the times i have seen a high test thread just after doing pull ups
>mfw extreme boner every time even with the fatties who aren't high test but just hambeasts
you liar nigga
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jokes on you i live on chile
>while working out it's the easiest time to get boners
fuck, have i gone through some embarrassing situations caus off it, cant even think about "motivational girl" or i grow an extra leg
>you are now reminding the various times the teachers caught you sleeping/being-sleepy in class and demand that you get to the board
>>one hand on pocket trying to hold the "spaghetti" while the bitch smirks
>tfw haven't talked to a girl in months since my ex of 8 years left me
>Can't even jerk off because I'll randomly think about her and get sad
>Cleaning phone out if all old pictures
>Find a picture of her smiling, jack off furiously, cum instantly, then delete picture
>Cry for an hour
Just kill me
assume she finds you attractive. if they detect any insecurity they'll drop you
>ex calls me hot
>"you mean like temperature?"
last time i ever saw her
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This thread is gold.
pls stop tripfag
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I've never understood ed. I get a boner when the wind feels nice. However, I'm also prone to cumming in about a minute. Breathing techniques help little
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you fucking dingus, those aren't the words
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That's fucking cheeky
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