Honey

What the fuck do I do with it?

Serious question

Smear around asshole.

Make oats with milk and honey

It's antibiotic. You can use it to treat the wounds left behind by her.

How do I smear honey on my heart?

Go in through the asshole

But isn't honey toxic for children or something

Rub it on your tits while singing 'Pour some sugar on me'

if you still get spots, you can use as a facial cleanser/scrub.

for children below 1-2 years of age
it's incredibly good at destroying bacteria

mix it with some greek yogurt

Use as a sweetener for tea. I use it all the time for my green tea

Mix with coconut oil and crushed garlic and add to your green tea for maximum immunity system gains.

not toxic, but since babies have weaker immune systems, it's dangerous for them. Not really sure why, I guess maybe cause honey is made from pollen which could trigger an allergic reaction?

Honey tends to have an elevated risk of botulism contamination from soil getting in the hive. Not enough to hurt an adult but babies are different.

Are the "health benefits" that the internet is telling me real?

No, it's literally wet sugar.

Mix it with 6x the water, add yeast and ferment for about 6 months.

Mead is splendid stuff

6x water would be shit. 0.5x water and 1x water are great, SOME 2x water are good, rest is shit.

Is it really?

Honey has incredible medicinal properties, with studies showing the wound healing and antiseptic properties.


Look up the studies (with photos included) if you want, I'm not arguing my case on this board.
You guys are retards btw

lold

This. You can actually touch a person's heart by putting your hand up their ass.

I replaced table sugar by honey completely. Not sure if honey is more advantageous, at least it has more nutrients and tastes better.

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