Have 150 word essay due tomorrow for sports science degree

>Have 150 word essay due tomorrow for sports science degree
>Haven't started
help me out bros I'm so fucked, looks like its going to be an allnighter

> 150 word
> essay

> sports science
> degree

>Sports science.
That's the male equivalent of a gender studies degree.

>150 word essay

So like what? 5 sentences?

Poor b8 m8

>150 word essay

>sports science

Please be a troll

What is the essay prompt? I'll write it for you.

I know a dude (my ex's ex) who had to do an essay to be a certified PT and they asked for it to be double spaced and he fuckin put two spaces after every word.
What the fuck.

"Describe how layne norton is god in 150 words"
so far ive got
>natty
>shits on jason blaha's wife's chest while he watches
im all out of ideas

With some of the PTs ive seen around this doesn't at all surprise me

>have a 150 page essay due 13:00 about youtubes fitness industry
>Havent started

The prompt is "describe the effects that scoobys workshop has had on natty fitness and bodybuilding"

I feel you man, I feel you.

something something posterior chain something something hip drive

8/10, it confused some of the newfags

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I remember checking fit in 2012 i think and most of the front page was just variations of this thread. Looks like i waited long enough to try it again to get a good response

>37212137
>sports science degree
what the fuck
come on guys, you can produce better b8 than this. where is that guy that went down on a hooker?

beat it, gramps

also,
>lurking fit since 2012
>pic related

>tfw 2 times tables are due by the end of the year

Im stuck lads, I need your help

>2012
>gramps
zyzz was already dead and youre calling me gramps.
what a time to be alive.
maybe i do need to rethink my life

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