/roids/

> going to hook up with a fat girl today
> shes going to cook me dinner and deep throat, minimum
> very submissive, and sends affectionate texts all day
> open to fitness, unprompted said "come train me everyday and I'll be your hot little slut"

That stir fry looks delicious.

> anavar needs to be taken multiple times a day

No. 10 mg pre-workout is fine. It's primarily anti-catabolic. If you consume half your calories post-workout including 100 g of protein like you should, you'll put on plenty of girly muscle.

1: Yeah figured as much, I read about people saying they're heard "horror stories" of people who ignored PN and got cripplingly severe nerve pain, and they could barely move and shit from it. Never actually read one myself though.

2: good

thx

oneitis is a serious condition we all get occasionally

> fat girl
groce

This was her on her 16th birthday. Literally fell down and she'd had maybe 5 glasses of alcohol.

Attached pic happened very frequently. Long hair sucks for most stuff.

>what is stable blood hormone levels

>Attached pic happened very frequently. Long hair sucks for most stuff.
you too retarded to move it out the way?

Not for 6 years straight though.

Eh, got a date with the qt I was posting yesterday. Clubbing in Antwerp. Then coffee/breakfast in Paris.

First 5 lines were something like

"Let's just meet up, wanna grab a drink later this week?"
Sure, where?
"Paris."
That much was obvious, but WHERE in Paris?

which eventually led to clubbing together, then driving to Paris for breakfast/coffee. It's only a 2 hour drive from where we're clubbing so it's doable.

Kinda nervous though, she seemed slightly less... impulsive. Instead I end up with someone as bad as myself. If there's noone to slow us down we could end up having a 3 day first date.

>Long hair sucks for most stuff.
Always funny when it goes in your mouth when you make out.

You try that when hair's long enough to cover up tits. You can move it out of the way and it'll just get blown back in your face if it's slightly windy out.

It wasn't neccesarily a bad thing though, made quite a few people laugh when it was very windy outside. It'd be a whirl of brown hair surrounding us and hitting us in the face.

Definitely, good thing she kept it clean as fuck. Would've been disgusting otherwise.

Also, I'll be off dnp when I'm on the date. I've still got energy on 600mg/day. How the fuck will I calm down without dnp in me....?

Chill out, just see how it goes

What are you looking for, a relationship?

>How the fuck will I calm down without dnp in me....?
will power man.

I'm done with short term stuff. So yes.

She's 22 though, and I'm 25. So it's not like I'm trying to catch a 17 year old for long term stuff. Tried that, ended badly.

For her anyway, drove me crazy and at some point I was accused of hooking up with someone else because I was there for 2 days. And "if you like it so much there why don't you date her?"

I was just visiting a friend and was busy the day before and after I left. Apparently that's betrayal for 17-18 year old chicks. Ugh.

After that rant I ignored her completely, she ended up stalking me for almost a month. >_>

More ex. Idonotwanttobeinthispicture edition.

low test

no. younger girls are the most fertile and have more or always been the ones getting pregnant

Gross

plz stop posting god you are so fucking pathetic.

Some light looking olive oil there son. Better give it to me to test.

found the pedo

The picture doesn't show her ass and hips well. Believe me, HNNNNNG.

Almost exactly like Lara Croft from the tomb raider reboot. This includes the strong legs and strong back.

Man, I'm into skinny but chicks with a nice back? oof.

I'm 19

> what is hormesis
> implying stable blood hormone levels is even a thing

Let's see, HIIT is more effective than steady state cardio. Weight lifting and muscle hypertrophy is based on "trauma, rest, trauma, rest". Exploiting the delta is how you achieve net gain in everything from fitness to finance.

The fluctuations of 10 mg anavar isn't going to cause side effects. It's likely that any oral steroid is most effective during cardio as an anti-catabolic, strength training as a motivator and hypertrophy trigger, and during the post-workout meal to re-partition nutrients.

> moot's sister

I know, it's not that good. I use it to fry eggs now.

make me.

t3 from maxim peps legit?

not illegal mods pls no ban

Can women take 20mg var

women can take tren but they wont be women anymore

where do you draw the line?

Hopefully at 20mg var

>20mg winny
ftfy

you do you booboo, it's not like she's gonna grow a mustache over night

In4 missed out on bullying MG with anons

in4 jerrbears
in4 t3 source

pretty sure im being jewwed

Id be pissed
Esp since i have a bunch of winny already

It seems legit tho
Might increase to 15

Get pharma for t3 it's such miniscule doses that most people places will fuck it up.

Can anybody help me out w/ a legit german source? Struggle very hard to find some

OK so I've been thinking

Why do nymphos not become hookers or porn stars?

I mean why wouldn't you get paid to do something you already love and obsessively pursue?

Why don't you guys when your bods are in season charge girls to ride the roider experience?

We worked for these sexy bods people shouldn't be privvy to their glory for free

Narcissisim is like a full time job, them getting to see/touch us is like a service

Unless they're also fraud tier roid sexy then it's more like a trade or collaboration

Ja?

That would leave me really depressed i think

I know ppl are becoming more practical or we about sex and theres not as much taboo but being normal is rly nice desu

Risk. Nymphos are mentally ill. They don't love sex, they are addicted to it and can't control themselves. They should seek treatment not diseased dick. Plus porn stars aren't fucking for pleasure. Theres nothing pleasurable about a porn set.

Don't be so childish.

Maybe they can grow beards together and bond

Tbf though some grills do 20 even 30mg no problem, though I'm not convinced their shit isn't just horribly underdosed or something

>Why don't you guys when your bods are in season charge girls to ride the roider experience?
cuz it's mostly gay guys that want it. Or uggo chicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=SMBLV9asGec&index=2&list=WL

I wonder what would happen if a 5'6 guy would do this

Depressed? Why?

Do you mean like you view sex as something specialful and emotional or whatever?

>implying you aren't going to be jealous when I'm rich af from pimping out nymphos

Jeez it's like you don't even want to know what fun is

Is tren good to use? If so, what are the access channels generally used for tren? Do I just walk up to the shredded beast in my gym and ask?

Any good write ups on tren?

Because self-respect

Well for enough $ can't you just do it doggy and hide their faces in a pillow or whatever?

I am not convinced even the most homophobic of people don't have a g4p price

This trip is a troll right? A parody of these threads?

>there's nothing pleasurable about a porn set
Confirmed not knowing anybody in the business

I've already considered it, but am too lazy to get into it.

Moreover, the Canaries has a tonne of roided up shredded dudes, so it's not like there's a low supply for it, there's plenty who'd do it for free.

If I wanted to cash in I'd have to go to the gay tourist part of the island and do g4p, not that I'm against the idea but I'm not sure I'd even be able to perform.

I honestly don't know why a girl wouldn't cash in with her body in this day and age.

>Is tren good to use?
yessssss

>what are the access channels generally used for tren?
sst

>Well for enough $ can't you just do it doggy and hide their faces in a pillow or whatever?

Idk.
I really dont like uggos lol

More self respect
It sucks looking back on your early 20s and thinking i regret everything

Tren is the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Forreal though i know irl and here people who are becoming fetishists bc of it and have a super bad post cycle hangover coming up

You should not use tren if this is the amount of knowledge you possess on the subject

Get test e online for your first cycle

Google your questions read multiple sources

Overrated as fuck

Honestly 'hurrhurr muh self respect' just seems like something insecure people hide behind to justify things they are afraid to do

How is doing those things even inherently lacking in self respect? It sounds more like you just don't want to break societal view of what is/isn't acceptable and are afraid of your peers not respecting you for your actions

Lame af just say something doesn't interest you if it doesn't don't be a huge faggot

>More self respect
Weren't you an alcoholic cocaine head

I'd rank getting paid for sex a tad higher lol

You're dating one

>You're dating one
no u

Thats why t b h
Wtf was i even doing

Tren does it all. Dryness, fullness, muscle gain, fat loss. Adjust your diet and doses and results will keep piling on.

you say all this shit while you still haven't made an IG or ask bimbo for a referral

srs lesbo porn would pay heaps, just like g4p does

muh small tits
muh insecurities
muh procrastination
shut up

I'm not a troll but view my banter as you will

See that's understandable reasoning. &I agree its so easy to be a dumb whore, you can even just do it online if you fear stds or dangerous customers

Laziness too holds me back lel

It's like its too simple to be true

>don't really like uggos

Understandable. I doubt uggos even really like themselves

>thinking I regret everything

Isn't that more just a pessimistic perspective than anything? I don't think I've ever sincerely regretted anything in my life. I mean how are you even living if you have to put into constant thought what you might regret when you're older?

From what I've seen a lot of midlife crisises that really go balls to the wall are people who were too tame in their youths and end up regretting not being more wild when they had the chance

Honestly 20s are like your prime years of existence and attractibility I'm sure you can afford a few crazy 'regrets' jeez you're scared of nothing

I am romanian and will go on TRT my options are either Nebido for 200$@2 injections or Test E 200$@ 4 10ml vials. the nebido would be legal and test E would be ordered online but I am not sure if its legit source or just cops.. does this look legit enough? steroizi.com/index.php/

You're just mad you ain't got new fapping material cuz you don't got much else going for you

YES

How do I get steroids without having to inject them

Is there a pastebin for this

I found mast and nandrolone to go good with tren.

DHTs = Better mood
And nandrolone tends to mellow people out.

yes as in its cops?

as if, you flat chested narc

You have to inject them. It's not a big deal.

Keep fantasizing bby

stay poor

Ive run test tren mast npp
Doses were ridic i dobt remember exactly

Id add drol in too

Whats your exp/ opinion on sarms and peps

help please I am autistic and have no idea where to get them without getting in trouble with the law

The midlife crisis thing is spot on imo.

I think it's silly not to regret anything though, you just seem not to properly have fucked yourself up enough yet to get to that point, whilst Cunt probably already had those experiences.

I'd go with Test E but you'd be paying way too much for it.

Living your life out given the environmental circumstances.

It's another experience to learn from and go on. As ESTP said, a lot of the responsible side of people, if not most, really regret on having missed out on a crazy side of life.

it's still better than nebido but I am not sure if the sources are good, they are illegal in Romania, is there any way to know that its not cops or something? their facebook page has some reviews but shit I am not sure..
I could just order some and see if its legit, could just say I didn't ordered them when they come?

Peps work. I took high doses of ipamorelin and it made a difference in skin and gains.

Wouldn't do it again as 4 needles a day was annoying.

So I have a buddy who started roiding the day he stepped foot in the gym, and now that I am on my first cycle (500mg test E for 16 weeks) I asked him what his cycle was to compare. He tells me:
500mg test/ week
500mg tren/week
Dianabol (forgets dosage)
Anadrol (forgets dosage)
Ostarine (forgets dosage)
12 weeks, no pct.

He also said that he loved the way dbol made him feel so much that he would pop a couple before going out drinking. Just thought I'd share this with you guys.

looks perfect user!!

This hormone stuff can get frustrating really quickly. Is my libido shot because my estrogen is too high, too low, or because I started finasteride? Lol. Guess bloods are in order.

Youve got it p much
When youre not able to maintain anymore it stops being fun
I wrote out the whole situation then deleted it lol

Well to be fair part of my psych diag is an inability to learn lessons/regret shit or whatever something like that idc

But I still think that's not true because people can go through all kinds of shit and end up looking past it

Cunt could too coke and an ex isn't that heavy baggage no matter how you tell it get just allows it to be

Not tryna be offensive in saying that either Cunt

I firmly believe regret is a choice some people just don't realize it yet and hence can't utilitize it

Humans are incredibly malleable and resilient

how do I into roids living in LA?

If he's not lying it'll catch up to him but eh what can you do

Maybe he'll b&c

Eh
Yeah and that probably gets expensive af
Id like something to work with a little slin but cant afford good gh

Bout to pin 1ml your tren 1ml of i wanna say turks test along with jerrys shampoo bottle drol

Fraud special

nice man

i know a bouncer at my gym who blasts deca dbol all year round. no test. hes built fat and has bitch tits but seems happy enough doing this.

A part of me thinks he's just trying to psyche me out, but another part of me knows that he's a fucking idiot who would do something like that with zero research first,

I dont understand the post
What ex

Regretting something because you admit to it being a mistake and being hung up over it are completely different things.

Obsessing over a past mistake is silly, not learning from it is equally dumb though.

Dublin slums ain't pretty. Just be glad you've gone through it all and are still g2g to do whatever you want with the rest of your life.

What do you guys think of a nolva only pct

>Deca with no test
Dude probably has mad deca dick

...

My buddy did the same thing. Turned out pretty decent actually (almost no sides). Now he's doing a similar cycle but with a pct.

most people seem to say those websites are legit and safe, i might aswell try desu

its sufficiant in most cases

I live out in the middle of absolute fucking nowhere for the next 9 moths with just a set of machines and some shit like an ab roller. I absolutely can't stand it, but if I make sure to hit every single muscle group, even with isolation on each one, will Test E still help me get some pretty decent gains?

Diet is 100% clean and in order(seriously 2 weeks ago I had a handful of shitty cereal and considered vomiting it up I was so pissed off about it, fish and salads with rice pretty much every day for me).