Describe your dream girl, Veeky Forums

I don't think it means what you think it means

>preferably blonde
>not too pretty but definitely not ugly
>shy
>competent
>loves music
>doesnt rely on me financially
>cares about others before herself
Basically Mugi.

Are you me?

Perhaps I am British?

Stupid burgerclaps.

I dont think so

>a qt
>smart
>loyal
>nice
Still searching for just three of em

>not too pretty

It says dream girl, not realistic girl. What kind of pathetic bitch says an average looking girl is his dream girl.

>half-arab
>half-israeli

That's like saying "half Irish/half English". No one cares.

>me=everyone
Want to know how I know you're autistic?

A smart man, to be honest with you, dumbpai.

>loyal
>smart
>genius

mein nigga

Watch yourself, Americunt.

Perhaps that isn't related at all?

The word still means ugly, you inbred britcuck

>REEEEEE STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE IT CONFUSES ME

Did you also miss

>plain
>informal

You clapistan retard.

I think its unrealistic for my ideal to be too much of a unicorn

Brunette, tan, short, thick (not chubby or high test fat fucks), enjoy lifting as much as I do, social, intelligent, and finds my offensive sarcasm funny. One day guys, one day

>can look like anything if not fat
>physically abusive
>doesn't mind me checking out other women / is into it
>doesn't mind that I'm autistic

Pretty low standards, but still not going to happen.

>Someone that likes me
The search continues...

tall
blonde
thickfit (i.e. decent amount of muscle mass, but not unhealthily lean)
child bearing hips
willing to bear 3+ children and stay at home to raise them

Real.

kek. please go though

Funny
Cute
Smart
Thoughtful
Chubby
Asian

>already married to all of the above except she's a blue-eyed blond

7/10
Skinny
Qt face
Intelligent enough for STEM
Loves me for real
One day I will find her brahs

Asians are mentally unstable bro

>not fat. Chubby, high test or skinny I really have no preference one over the other
>dresses like a slut
>has the personality of a submissive 2D grill
>is willing to have threesomes, orgies, whatnot
>loyal, would never duck me
Literally all I need in a grill

She don't exist.

At the age of 5 she slit her wrists.

I think you'll find her easily if you just drop
>dresses like a slut
>is willing to have threesomes, orgies, whatnot
or
>loyal, would never duck me

>is willing to have threesomes
>loyal

K E K
E
K

She didn't know that I'd be hanging around

So her parents buried her in the ground

I... I just want to hug her. Tell her it's all gonna be okay.

My wife is already a little unstable. Its cool though.

Really? My urges are much worse.

>please go
why?

someone who's able to respond to social situations in a non-predicable manner, someone who isn't a cliche' but also isn't a psychopath

is it too much to ask for? just someone who stands out from the crowd. But not in a bad way (goth, fat, psycho etc.)

You mean someone charismatic? Not boring or cliché yet not awkward or just "weird".
You can find them every now and then, but you'll have to fight for it if you want to have a charismatic girl for yourself.

...

Bootylicious japanese girl, C+ cup tits. alternatively, a redhead with green eyes.
Smart and funny, brave, empathic, loyal. Likes like fantasy and SF, listens to metal. Loves anal sex.

She has a pussy and is probably willing to do anything. To be honest, I've had worse.

Hey this is a dream girl thread. Noone said this was supposed to be realistic

>likes me
>isn't morbidly obese

Nothing else matters. Please love me

>5'5" 115lb spinner
>olive or tan skin
>big eyes
>wears slutty clothes and underwear
>cares about her body, doesnt overeat
>nymphomaniac
>doesnt want to live with me
>wants 1 kid but no rush

>Well mannered,
> respectable,
> skinny with phat on the right places, >average hight, or tall (up to 6')
>pale skin with dark or red hair and bright eyes.
>loves me
>does not get jealous
>gives me space
>Sex is brilliant

>not fat
>nice
>smart
>roughly my height.
In that order of priority

You are aware that Arab and Jews differ only on their respective spaghetti monsters, right?

>""""Invent"""" English
>Use it wrong
>Colour

>Carribean
>Dark skin
>5'10 or taller
>Hourglass figure
>Gigantic, firm ass
>squats at least 2pl8 for reps
>huge lips
>fat clitoris
>squirts
>bad attitude
>nice to me
>into ass play
>intelligent, knows at least multivariate calculus
>misanthrope

Pic related

>Kind hearted
>Intelligent
>Not materialistic
>Selfless
>Strong/Determined
>Can communicate directly
>Strong set of morals
>Doesn't take BS
>Doesn't give BS
>Honest
>Loves to have fun
>Initiates sex as much as I do
>Loves games (cards, boardgames, horseshoes, cornhole, etc)
>Is competitive, but only for the fun of competition (not the kind of girl who has a meltdown when she loses)
>Grows and learns from mistakes
>Thinks before she speaks/acts
>Doesn't bad mouth other girls (or guys)
>Knows about Rothschild (among others) world domination
>Knows about the Bilderberg group

these all would be a plus:
>5'7 or shorter
>blond
>skinny
>no larger than C's
>long hair
>squirts

>5'4-5'6 and not fat/has to like being active
>that brown and fades to light brown/blonde hair style with it being slightly curly
>green eyes
>alternative chick with a slight hint of basic
>can sing or play an instrument
>really bubbly personality that loves to talk about everything. I wanna hear how she gets so excited about the littlest things and just goes on and on about them

I've found someone pretty close, but I blew it
One day though, one day...

my ex

A dumb girl fucks you over by accident
A smart girl does it with malicious intent

Ill never understand why you idiots ask for smart girls, its like people being executed asking for the cyanide pill to taste like strawberry
Nigga it doesnt matter, its poison meant to kill you so swallow it and die already

But it's not going to be. You know this, she knows this.

>Ill never understand why you idiots ask for smart girls, its like people being executed asking for the cyanide pill to taste like strawberry
>Nigga it doesnt matter, its poison meant to kill you so swallow it and die already

Maybe they want to die happy

Girls that I date don't get degrees but they can dress

The point of this thing is to make you dead, not happy
You had your entire life besides this one thing to make you happy

Wrong

And this day I can still hear the sound

Of her life in outer space.

Damn son, check out the calculus on that broad!

Are beurettes the new epic meme?

>literally all you have to do as a girl to be top tier is not being fat

It's your own native tongue, you moron. Blame your two functioning brain cells, not the entire civilization around you. You're just an idiot without a dictionary.

half north korean, half south korean

i think you mean comely mr. stupid

Im surprised she hasnt gotten any hits on that

Female version of me with blonde hair.

You just described all my oneitis's main character traits.
Why'd I ever let her go?

That has to be a troll account. No way a girl that looks that way would have the balls to say all that.

pear body
fat ass
brunette/raven with light eyes

isnt needy over text, doesn't talk too much, doesn't try to change me or my hobbies

this is why paper bags were invented
>i'd hit it

I almost made it
6/10 (no ass or tits)
Fit, even after kids
Both STEM, but she makes more than me
Puts up with my shit

Dream would be vidya + better ass and tits

>very short
>short, dark hair
>high test
>doesn't overdo make-up like 99% of women
>prefers nights-in to nights-out
>has interests and hobbies that aren't just watching netflix

> Smart, as in able to discuss trivial things;Shoot the shit
> Fashionable
> Feminine

you're going to die alone

>5'10"
>fair skin
>dark brown hair
>well mannered and respectable
>needs a little personal space
>enjoys a little bit of domination from her partner
>generally not very jealous
We'd probably get on pretty well.

Palestinians are more jewish than most israelis.

Don't go there my nigga

Just go outside if thats your ideal. If you cant pull some fat detached cunt then you should end yourself.

hnng, tfw we'll never be able to get a woman like this to love us

I think your superficial as in "into theclothe, not the girl"

DISCLAIMER: I know my dream girl will never be mine. That's why it's a dream.

>Virgin
>Kind
>Demure
>Submissive
>Obedient
>Cooks
>Cleans
>Hot enough to get me aroused

Tfw ive dated multiple girls and railed many more, but never a blonde.

All i want is a qt blonde but i end up pulling everything but.

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