>tfw vegan gf
>she has nice body and no stinky farts
>tfw no meat eater gf to do stinky fart in my mouth
Tfw vegan gf
Jaxon Hill
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Julian Wood
Nigga all my girl does is eat vegetables and salads and she can jun me out of the room.
Connor Garcia
>tfw my gf isnt a faggot vegan and pretty much never farts
Nathaniel Adams
>ywn be accelerated by a railgun and collide face first with that ass
Austin Collins
I had the vilest farts when I was involuntary vegan for a few days.
David Jackson
i just want my gf to do gomad and do stinky farts
Andrew Walker
how can this ass b real
Camden Bennett
thank you for making me laugh.
Jayden Reyes
gf never farts in front of me.
so glad
Robert Ortiz
> tfw I always get my dankest farts after eating lots of veggies
Matthew Stewart
I never fart more than after eating legumes. So gtfo with your vegan propaganda.
Ian Thomas
It's funny how fucking scientifically illiterate you vegan retards are
Meat doesn't cause farts, there's nothing in meat for gut flora to use. Vegan foods, and sugar in general, is what gut flora use to make gas.
Adam Torres
I'm vegetarian and have the absolute worst farts when using plants as my primary protein source. Plant proteins aren't that digestible, so more of it gets down to the colon for putrefaction.
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Your gf probably just doesn't eat much protein.
Jonathan Watson
>vegan
>no stinky farts
My gf was a vegetarian and her ass smelled raunchy as fuck when she farted nigga.
>tfw kissing my gf's ass while she's laying there on her phone
>tfw she lets me spread her buttcheeks and lick her butthole
>tfw bury my face in her ass
>mfw one day she farted on my face as a joke
>mfw I ain't even mad
Gavin Bennett
>having a gf who farts
disgusting dude, did her parents never teach her to act like a lady?
John Jackson
>vegan
>not having stinking farts
Your GF is not a vegan.
The high fiber diet mixed with high nitrate/nitrite levels from digested plants guarantee your girlfriend is farting a lot and has a smell to it close to rotting eggs.
Either that or she just rarely eats if at all.
Henry Cook
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
Ian Torres
>my gf said she's going to fart on my face
>Tfw excited
Jack Rivera
ITT: Fart eaters. You all disgust me. Swish some mouthwash. Brush yo teefs. Chew some gum. Eat a mint.
Mason Parker
I love my gf's beefy egg farts. Reminds me of egg salad at a summer barbeque that has been sitting out for a couple hours.
Jace Davis
Why? You tryin to kiss em or sumthin?
Bentley Wilson
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck
Josiah Roberts
vegetarians actually fart more
Cooper Roberts
>gf is a fairly innocent and shy in terms of personality.
>Never ever heard her fart around me in nearly 9 months
>One night before we're going out she says she has to go back upstairs to get something and tells me to wait outside
>Just as I reach the door realise I left my keys in my room
>As I'm going back in pass the bathroom, she's in there
>Hear a really loud long fart before hearing a lot of splashing
>Hear her sigh pretty hard once it's all out
>Get slightly hard
why
Dylan Powell
Breh...
Oliver Richardson
Pescatarian Ballerina Gf whose snatch smells like strawberries
Lucas Powell
Apart from the farting, this is my dream brehs
Damn I'm thirsty :(
Luke Anderson
it's like hearing your girl moan. you like for her to enjoy herself.