Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>WOOH OOH ITS JUST ME MYSELF AND I

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>SOLO RIGHT UNTIL I DIE

>CAUSE I, GOT MEAT FOR LIFE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UP TOWN
FUNK YOU UP
UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP

>Start putting on belt for PR attempt
>"HELLO"
>"IT'S ME"

PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA

ICE CREAM DOCTOR PEPPER

shoulder pressing
> ..-IF WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLE DAYS

CRWALLINNG INN MY SKINNNNNNN

GRDRDRDRAHHHHHH

That song fucking owns. Classic hip-hop

Have you heard of the juicebox party? You get a playlist with nothing but uptown funk on it and people can pay 50 cents for one song or $2 for 4 and a juice box.

>That song fucking owns. Classic hip-hop
0/10

THE PLACENTA FALLS TO THE FLOOR

what

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK hhggdrdyfcughkjhjhhj DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

>Walk into gym
>Supreme Sovietic Union hymn starts playing

I'm home comrades

i want a homegym too

HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF

>kill me now

>soon ill be 60 years old

>not letting TayTay serenade you and inspire you to a PR
never gonna make it

old man detected

The young man said
"I will never give up"
The inner war
I can hold against it
My mind, my mind
My mind's in darkness

The young man says
"I will never give in"
The prophecy Behold It's true
I conquer the flame
To release the insane
I'm crying
I cannot erase
I'm the dragon reborn
and in madness
I soon shall prevail
Twice I'll be marked and
Twice I shall live
The heron sets my path
And name me true
Twice I'll be marked and
Twice I shall die
My memory's gone
But twice I pay the price

Wheel of time
Save my soul
find a way
May it be as the pattern has chosen
Oh, wheel of time
Turn the wheel of time
It keeps on spinning
There's no beginning
There's no end, wheel of time
There's no beginning
Just keep no spinning

Shine on
Embrace and deny me
Turn on, wheel of time
Shine on
You've burnt, now guide me
Weave on, wheel of time
Oh wheel of time

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I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

it does actually

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL DAT ASS TO CUM OVER

>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

That song hits me in the feels

>WORK FROM HOME

bitch i cant

>IT AINT ME
>IT AINT ME

I'M THE BLUE PRINT TO A REAL MAN
SOME OF THESE NIGGAS TOSS THEIR TASSELS FOR A DEAL MAN

MY NEW SHIT SOUND LIKE A RODEO
GOT THEM OLD FOLKS DANCIN THE DOE SEE DOE

>diddlylifts
DEVIL'S ISLAND
DEVIL'S ISLAND

Why don't you retards just wear headphones
I love that song desu all bout that inner motivation and self reliance
But that's just my autistic view
Fav workout song youtu.be/QbVFRkB2AxM

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you niggas aint shit.

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I tried so hard and go so far

>IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?
>YES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHORTY WHATCHU WANT WHATCHU NEED


ALLL THE WAYYY UP

NOTHING CAN STOP ME IM ALL THE WAY UP

>HE'S SO TALL AND HANDSOME AS HELL

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This is unironically a banger

>Walk into gym
>Baby you light up my world like nobody else
>The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
>But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell
>You don't know
>Oh, oh
>You don't know you're beautiful

>MY NAME IS NO
>MY SIGN IS NO
nonononononnonono fuck I hate gym music

Only good music is at like 1-2am

>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

That's actually a pretty bangin track.

>SWEET CHILD O' MINE
I swear they only play 80's and 70's rock here

FIRST THINGS FIRST REST IN PEACE UNCLE PHIL

>anime hour at the gym
>"I know,, I know i've let you down"

Isn't that song literally just about a guy walking up to talk to a girl at a club, and she goes nuts at him before he even opens his mouth?

>office gym
>music controlled by laptop
>go at 3pm when other people are working
>listen to whatever I want on pandora or youtube

Ahh, the corporate life

>FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW

people on both sides of me

>tfw the gym plays the GOAT Joe Budden

P....PU...PUMP PUMP IT UP

>>"I WAS HOPING YOU COULD SPOT ME WHILE I BENCH ONE THIRTY-THREE"

Fucking Adele they're all songs about her being a creepy ex girlfriend who apparently can't get over anyone she dates.

underr8ed

I bet the joke is she's been in a stable relationship for years, but he's not sure if her lyrics are just for show or if their relationship is actually in shambles

>struggling with pr
>NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD
>imagine tay tay cheering me on
>go super saiyan and smash pr
Why don't you lift for swift senpai?

It's pop rap.

That poor hypothetical chubby chasing man!

Chance is tha shit tho

GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

Busted out an OHP pr to 'my army' by the Red Army Choir

WOO NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR WOO

Never got a instrumental of this

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>"hello darkness my old friend" starts playing
>It's an EDM remix

kill all niggers by kill niggers inc.

god damn i bench pressed 900lbs that day

>NICE WATCH. RUN IT
shit's fire senpai

the dunkin donuts bathroom i shoot up heroin in always has this soft rock pandora station playing

>trying to forget about how fucked my life is while Ed Sheeran/Lukas Graham/Sam Smith/Hozier/etc yell at me

>CANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Gee, thanks gym, great safe space. No creepy rapist girls here!

>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?

>NAH TO THE AH TO THE NO NO NO

>SWEET CHILD O' MINE
>tfw this song was literally written about Her
>tfw can still remember what her long golden hair smelled like as she tossed it over her shoulder in class
>it smelled like summer

>enter gym
>best nightcore comes out of earbuds

Step up radiofags

It's about a fat cunt trying to feel superior

>BITE MY HEAD ACROSS THE WORLD

>enter gym
>once i was seven...
>insert earphones
>YOU HAVE BEEN GATHERED HERE TO KILL EVERY CHILD UNDER TWO, EVERY PREGNANT MOTHER TOO

just buy earphones, problem solved

Enter gym

>GRÜÜÜÜÜÜN IST UNSER FALLSCHIRM
>mfw gym is inside the barracks and we chose the music and everyone starts singing our song

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NA NA NA... NA NA NA NA NA NA
HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
[unintelligible]

>gym didn't play music in the morning
>management changes
>same handful of drake songs
>music suggestion box appears
>write none
>dude at the desk is throwing daggers at me when I leave
>no more music though, worth it

At our gym they start playing sad love songs half an hour before closing to empty the gym.

>mfw

I listen to my own music

It's great, I can't hear myself grunting when I lift, I really go all out.

>put weights on bar
IT'S BRITNEY BITCH

>Polska Ukrayina
>Polska Ukrayina, now!

i could lift all day listening to j cole.

"this bitch'll make you call your girl up and tell her hey whats good
sorry i'm never coming home ima stay for good
then hang the phone up
then proceed to lay the wood"

followed by 11/10 thermite line "i came fast like 911 in white neighbourhoods"

There's no external way to tell when a woman is ready to conceive
MAAAAAAAARCHHHHH
Pfft radiolets

are you allowed to sing patriotic songs?
are you sure you shouldn't be singing welcome-songs instead for the syrian immigrants?

>because I'm haaaaaappppppyyyyyy

>Walk into gym
>Vietnamese Chinks standing around the reception desk
>'It ain't me starts playing'

I remember seeing G-eazy on warped tour a few years back
How did he go so normie so fast

>I'm feelin my self feelin feelin myself

I hate to admit it but I fucking love this song, it brings so many feels.

>bar hovering above your neck
>"It's killing my inside"
>"it all comes tumbling down"

check this 7

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Noice

Neato.

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Pretty good