Cheating frauds general

First time pinning, I decided to do tren-ace-solo-cycle cause some things, hands shaking, put alcohol everywhere: needle full of alcohol, ass, bed, hands etc. Getting ready to pin and after 5 seconds looking at my ass I stab the hell out of it but it's so painfull my ass gets instantly hard and the needle gets stucked, too nervous to relax ass so I can't get out the needle: There is no way back. Start inserting deeper the needle in the most nervous and hardest ass ever, painfull as hell, blood starts squirting everywhere and I can't see shit but red, ass suddenly calms down and the excessive strenght of the stab makes the needle hit hard the coccxy and I nearly faint, I start crying when i realize I just inyected the tren inside my spine, I start coughing like crazy and feeling some kind of similar-to-dmt high, the neighbors are knocking at the door asking if is everything okay, i can alredy hear the ambulance and police cars at the distance, Still can't see shit, desperately grab the water bottle and drop some over me but fuck it's not water but dianabol pills. The door comes down, 3 police agents enters to see a man covered in blood and dianabol pills with a needle crusted in his coccxy. The first cop shoots me, just in the liver.
Now I'm recovering from this experience and I think i will not be able to take orals anymore.

Any suggestion about sterons that are goodie puddie with the liver

Come off before you do jail time for not being able to control yourself. I understand the invincible feeling, but god damn, get it together.

Thank you user

coq10, hawthorn berry, dark chocolate, garlic, cardio, lower salt.

really not that hard m8

you know you're talking bullshit

your skills are superior, regarding to distorting the facts

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Get a bigger cuff, was my Problem 170/80 and with the fat people cuff 120/65

You're literally trying to say we can reveal anything we want about ourselves online, because without a picture of you injecting yourself there is no proof that you're on roids.
So it's totally worth any bullshit you'd deal with as a consequence of some fuckwits trying to cause trouble in your private life.

There's no logic or sense to this at all.

I normally hide these threads but I'm on a different computer than I normally use so I just skimmed the previous thread out of curiosity.

I just wanted to tell you all that this is possibly the most pathetic general on Veeky Forums, not because you are using roids (I don't care, and I've roided in the past for sport) but because 90% of the posts are tripfags sperging out about their oneitis, reaching literally r9k levels of pathetic. If you took these posts and told me they were made by 16 year olds on some retarded forum I would believe you - reading some of your posts made me physically cringe.
I can only assume the tripfags here are as ugly as sin or they would not be having girl troubles. It's particularly embarrassing because as far as I can tell most of you are roiding to get girls (lol) and even then you have problems.

It DIS say that its best for arms under 14 inches...

Fucking DYEL?

Im not actually worried about it until I get a proper test.

I really am curious about how many of you come off from B&C and how often, though.

Guys is equipoise worth of buying? I'm not cutting but clean bulking, will it be usefull in any way?

First-timer here, found a steroid cycle and wanted some opinions on whether it's good enough for a beginner.
>Week 1-6 Dianabol 20mg-30mg daily
>Week 1-12 Testosterone-Enanthate or Testosterone-Cypionate: 250mg-500mg per week
>Week 13-15 take nothing and let the testosterone begin to filter out
>Week 16-17 Nolvadex 40mg per day
>Week 18-19 Nolvadex 20mg per day
Source: australiansteroids.com/healthy-living/best-beginner-steroid-cycles/

Do these guys know what they're talking about?

We can openly talk about it with one another here because normally everyone in here is cool enough not to be faggot about it.

You act as if even the most alpha of males don't have women problems now and then.

Grow up, dude.

yes. except use 500mg not 250mg.

According to your statement, everyone would believe everything what some unknown Veeky Forums faggot would say to them, without providing actual concrete evidence.

Something doesn't match up over here. There is indeed no logic in that statement

you're blowing it out of proportions with your delusional speculations

Pretty normal.

I'd skip the dbol for the first time but thats just my opinion.

>muh high horse
Nobody cares about your opinion, you're just salty for some reason.

>going out of your way to read an entire thread that doesn't interest you and then shit on the posters in it
Who's the 16 year old again?

Some of us roid to be girls, faggot.

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but i still look better than you.

mad?

mirin?

I agree with you in a big sense, but also you were faggy enough to say:

>I normally hide these threads but I'm on a different computer than I normally use so I just skimmed the previous thread out of curiosity.

When either 1) you clearly don't or 2) you're such a fag that you read one thread and let it bother you enough to read through it instead of exiting.

The trips are enormous faggots through and through. I can't stand their conversations. But fuck you.

>The trips are enormous faggots through and through. I can't stand their conversations.
if you don't like it over here, just turn off your computer. Problem solved. Nobody forced you to be here.

stop whining about your female emotions nobody cares about

I wasn't whining. I was just calling you a faggot, faggot. An enormous one.

Texting a lot then not at all is classic move of a girl who doesn't want to seem too desperate/wants you to think she's cool.

That or she doesn't care and forgets

Either way worth a shot? Until then it's time wasting

Source: am grill but kinda spergy

Kek

Should I bring protein powder to a porn set? Will they provide lunch? They're providing dick pills so they should have like catering right?

I'm running a prop and npp blast right now but I'll be going to the beach soon. Will I be ok if I take an injection the day I leave ? I won't be able to inject for 6 days

Troof

Its weird how its so easy to get chicks that I only have a sexual interest in but when I want to get with one who I might actually like as a person I get all freaked out and over-analyze.

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Bring pins.

>he doesn't carry pocket eggs

Never gonna make it.

Can I eat hard boiled eggs like during shooting I they're doing POV or like under the balls?

>According to your statement, everyone would believe everything what some unknown Veeky Forums faggot would say to them, without providing actual concrete evidence

Ummmmmmmm
Does someone want to introduce MT to the world of social media armies and their ever growing thirst for mob justice?

I won't be able too. I have some test e laying around would it do me any good to take that before I leave to keep it in my system or am I just screwed? Will six days mess me up?

Sheet I'm in the same boat but only gone 5 days

>pins on an airplane

I don't think so Tim.

Just gonna shoot a little extra before I leave, bring some AI and hope for the best

Dip them in your own semen once you spray it on his back... you're a star now man, you gotta make it sexy cmon

Lmao pussy what're they gonna do take away my oils?
>hey faggot you can't bring your horse steroids on a plane that's illegal
Watch me nerds. I do gay porn, I do what I want.

Any of you ever asked a cashier out?

Crushing on a qt at a grocery store. We used to work at the same place (before I cycled), and she didn't recognize me when she saw me for the first time in awhile the other week

>"user you look a lot different!"

and now she's always waving me over and smiling whenever I go shopping or talks to me. hasn't hit me up on social media though yet

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I've actually been a huge dick to my ex. Last two times we fucked, I've cum on her, picked it up and wiped it on her face. Just completely smearing it everywhere.

Go for it man what do you have to lose?

Just ask when shes getting off and then ask if you can get off on her face. Works every time.

Alpha as fuck

face painting is good, shows your artistic side

K gonna go hit on some chicks so I can stop being a bitch about this one I'm crushing on

later fags and goodbye gains

This is her job.

Yeah, I realize that. But I do know her (somewhat) outside of her job as a cashier - follow each on snapchat, facebook, etc. So I was wondering if it'd be okay to make a move on her since we do somewhat have a relationship established outside of me being a customer or if I should just move on because, as you said, all her behavior towards me is in her job description.

You should take what you want.

JB FL GF

I'm thinking about doing a cycle or two, what are some good routines if you're not training naturally?

Arnold's agonist antagonist pairing
Nubrets 6x12 rep scheming
Drop sets
Rest pause
Mountain dog
Dog crapp
5x5

You wanna get big or stronk?

Don't say both, pick one

First two and last two suck.

Someone recommend 5/3/1 to this guy so I know you're dumb.

First two actually got me big fast.

I forgot DUP though.

not him but big

Going for size for sure.

any reason i should not perma-run tamoxifen?

differences experienced from pushing 500 test e a week up to 750 - 1g?

worth it or nah

Hnnnnng

Osteoporosis.

Arnolds shit got me giant fuck off

Volume volume. Look up Arnold routine.

It's ABCABCX and nothing but supersets and 5x10-15 shit. Takes forever but worth it. You'll have the recovery to destroy it.

First couple weeks are hard af no joke

actually it has the opposite effect.

ralox and tamox are both osteoclast inhibitors

What did you want to know about my ex and I?
Volume and frequency.

Just type shit. Everything sounds familiar.

More hnng

>he doesn't know the osteoporosis meme
Found a new guy

She's 19, I'm 25. She's most likely manic depressive. Tumblr af; green hair, nostril piercings, gauges, shoulder and thigh tattoos. Korean/Spanish/English with small breasts and thicc legs.

We've essentially dated for six months. Off and on. My ex slept with her ex and she blew up at me. She came out as a lesbian and then sucked my cock 3 days later. Has told me countless times she can't do this and then begs for me back 3-20 days later. Longest she's been consistent for is 8 weeks. Amazing in bed. Amazing work ethic. Stubborn. Selfish. Creative, her birthday gift to me was a crochet of an alien queen smacking ripleys power loader. Smart as fuck. She's tall, 5'7.

Idk why I keep letting her back in. She matches me well in every regard though, everything I am she isn't.

>She's tall, 5'7

i-i'm tall?

It only counts if you have vagoo.

i can if you want me to

I don't want care for dirty vagoos I'm true lover of boipussi just remember to wear skirt so you are girl.

where did you meet?

So. Many. Similarities.

Dayum

Her job first, then matched on tinder randomly.

She was that qt cashier lmao

I hate tripfags not because this is only autistic meathead circle jerking thread. But they don't provide any help. Hence the /general/ is completely a waste and garbage

That doesn't even go together with the other shit.

Up your frequency. Everyone here talking about volume, volume, volume don't know shit about intensity. Keep the volume up, but if you're throwing volume at the problem thinking it'll get you big you're gonna lose all your intensity. Shit like rest pause, myo reps, and TUT will give you more out of your sets so you can grow without spending hours in the gym and hammering joints with a shitload of volume. Hit the muscles hard, fast, and often. Not some dumb 10x10 shit or whatever these guys will recommend.

Hell yeah gotta do that lion king shit.

God bless anons.

I ride my bike to class & work a few times a week, it's maybe 15-20 minutes one way. Is it gonna have any effect? I plan on running test-e for 12 weeks

No. It'll help control blood pressure and improve body composition. I don't see how it could hurt.

Weird.

She'll have days where she's super into it and thoughtful, possessive, clingy and touchey. Then the opposite the next day. She's been okay the past few days; Sunday it was insane how glad she was to me. She chilled out hard by this AM. I told her we're seeing each other when I get back and she agreed, but that we can't date. Which is cool, I just enjoy her in my life in some capacity that's not just friends?

shut up already

I agree
I asked if I should do an oral only cycle and nobody did anything but call me an idiot

ayy that's good news

how do y'all get pins & needles

That sounds like 60% teenager girl ever

Nah you fuck off, homo. NotOp and I are talking.

You're probably a cool duder, but I can shitpost as much as I want considering you do.

see each other but can't date....don't let the headsick make the rules. my aunt was bipolar...she poisoned my uncle's dog and drove to california, technically i think they are still married.

Look. Once again this thread is turned into a Facebook gf gf gf gf muh girl tripfaggot expo
They at least used to have a pastebin and some useful shits but now you can discuss anything but steroid using in /fraud/

you yap like a bitch. more ai

theres only so much steroid talk that exists

hur dur test tren ai

repeat
repeat
repeat

this thread is more a place for people who are on roids to talk about whatever

You're a faggot if you deny you have complex human emotions. Fraud is an outlet. If you don't like it filter me nerd lmao.

Not whatever. About how much pussy they get. And not for people. For trips.