Explain yourself, America

Explain yourself, America.

no you

Who the fuck gives their plants bottled water?

so i should be giving kids water and my plants soda
okay got it

Do you also advocate burrying your children in manure?

>actually being this retarded
Consider me baited.

No you feed it to them. That's how they grow.

not getting basic metaphors

>he puts manure on his house plants
Don't you have a street for that, Pajeet?

My mom gave me milk, water and juice (real juice, lots of sugar I know but not as bad as coke and shit at least).
I will do the same for my kids. The easiest thing to do to make them not be obsessed with soda is not to expressly forbid them from having soda, but to simply not have any around but not to make a big deal out of it if they have one at a birthday party or something.

How else will they know it's wrong, fucking europoors? I suppose I shouldn't make a big deal if they start selling themselves for sex as well then.

> regular ass water
> no fiji water master race

do u even vapor, bro?

Americans drink more bottled water than soda.

Americans drink more flavored water than soda.

Americans drink more energy drinks than soda.

Americans drink more milk than soda.

Soda sales in America have gone down ever year since the 90s. They've gone UP everywhere else.

tl;dr: Nice meme, faggot.

This.

My kids aren't plants

Source?

kys

>yfw coke is cheaper than bottled water in Mexico

Healthier too.

Plants aren't children but it's true.

Diabetes is still better than dying from polluted water.

Is this a serious question? I grew up the same way described and it was very effective. Soda wasn't romanticized as a reward and honestly isn't that great.

This. Drinking lots of pop as an adult is the result of shit parents as a kid. Sugary drink were like a once a week treat and we never had them in the house. Now I'm 22 I drink a lemonade maybe once every two weeks.

>tfw +5 rad/sec

In some places it's called a joke

>avoiding water not knowing rad poisoning is only apparent at hundreds of rads
>rads are super easy to get rid of
>could've saved so many stimpaks

Enjoy your mass rapings, Sven.

They're somebodies children

It's an obvious joke. Of course you should give both the plants and your kids soda.

His ass.

Electrolytes are what plants crave

>He doesn't water his plants with Brawndo
It's got what plants crave.