Fiction Goal Body Thread

I'm sure I have some pictures of it somewhere in my Veeky Forums folder but it's a blue board.

No prob.

Just use your imagination. It's pretty obvious what this specialized pump's purpose is.

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tfw too manly

ew are you a faggot or something?

Different guy (the one who said use your imagination).

Bisexual.

I have a gay friend and he hates all bi guys, hes like theyre all casual faggots who are attracted to fembois.

how is it like to be bi in the real world?

In my case, it's like being straight in all aspects except orientation.

Aside from being attracted to males, I have absolutely nothing in common with gay men. I don't hate them or anything, I just don't relate to or identify with them.

Why yes

are you more attracted the manly looking males or the female looking?

>tfw you will never look this good

Tommy was mental, Kouji best boi.

I can be turned on by feminine (in terms of appearance) men, provided they still act masculine.

But my main attraction is to bi-curious males. I.e the nearly-straights. Masculine, in a casual and non-forced way.

By far
Tommy is cute, Chris and Phillip are boring.

>tfw you'll never have a tsundere gymbro to train you and spoon you after the wrestling session

>internalized homophobia: the post

Daily reminder that's why biscum are fag pariahs.

Ugh. It's just a preference.

I am mainly attracted to males who are culturally straight. It's practically a fetish of mine.

That doesn't make me homophobic.

I don't need your seal of approval.

Your friend is a huge faggot then, in the sense that I only ever hear that from gay men whos only personality is they are gay. It isn't an uncommon stigma.

REF: Bi guy who's into muscle men and chubby girls

Seriously. It's my sexuality.

Don't tell me what kind of man I can and can't get hard for.

It's still being turned on by a male. It doesn't matter that it's mainly bi-curious males I'm turned on by. They're still men.

Don't give me that "group traitor" nonsense.

Same bi guy here. Your friend is a bigot BTW.

>triggered af

Calm down, fagboi, i'm just shitposting.

Calm down ya ninny. Don't get worked up over the Internet and post goals.

It's a stigma that should be addressed. It's been allowed to run wild for too long.

The ludicrous notion, held by too many homosexuals, that bisexuality isn't even valid. Of course there are males who get hard for both genders.

>rustled biscum

You're even easier to trigger than trannies, topkek.

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You're right, you're right.

I let my temper blind my thought process.

Fuck what other people think. More so those cross dressing pansies that don't take the hormone dive. It's this bullshit that people get too hung up on. Homosucks forget their history however and it's funny to watch new age flamboyant fags. All gay hate aside doesn't matter if they believe it or not. Not hard to russle up homos. Talk about marriage laws and watch the fires burn

Your shitpost is too incoherent, bby.
Too triggered to put some extra effort into syntax?

Just asleep friend poster

Can we just do what we always do in the end?

Fantasize about the hot male celebrities we'll never have sex with?

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Somehow I need to get into RPG character mode.

>Of course there are males who get hard for both genders.
The fact that any gay guy ever said otherwise makes no sense to me. It's obvious to me that people don't decide on what they're turned on by - it should be doubly obvious to anyone who gets shit for what they're turned on by.

Obligatory Guts

TFW you will never own a gym full of bi-curious males, whom you all personally selected.

You will never buff them all up to tremendous size, then gradually turn said gym into your private harem.

You must be new here

Heck I first started working out in the hopes of impressing a guy. Didn't work, but I'm glad I started buffing up.

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Broly is impressive but is her as good as Tien? I think not

Is this achievable natty?

totally

Not at that bf percentage, I'd estimate

>culturally straight

What does that even mean? You only like guys who watch sports and wear snapbacks?

Not only. But my main attraction is towards males who are almost straight, but are just bi-curious enough to try out bisexuality.

I love the thought of being their first male.

You realise real life doesn't work like a Men.com gay porn clip, right?

Duh. The statistical odds of encountering a true bi-curious male are massive.

That isn't even his final form

Talking about vaginas all the time.

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One day...

Holy shit, future body

Impressive body.

Nice dubs

Good point
Lucifer is literally Biscum

I'm an ultra-conservative far right white cis male who considers shit like that a mental illness yet the thing that most triggers me about that picture is the fag on the right's legs.

I think it's achievable.

This is a very gay thread

Υeah, he needs to work those quads and hammies.

What was your first hint?

The penises tbqh

Looks like a tekken character

Yeah. I knew then, I had to get my automatic pumping device ready.

Considering how ludicrous of a character Kratos is, that body is fairly realistic.

If you had the right body type, one could definitely achieve that level of muscle mass with a good diet. That level of definition however would require an extremely low level of body fat.

I'd honestly say that maintaining that level of body fat would be a temporary exercise. Your diet and routine would have to be extremely precise, and honestly 5% and lower body fat isn't exactly healthy, you're at significantly greater risk to disease without fat storages.

>automatic pumping device

w-what

off topic, reverse search didn't provide me with what i need to know, who is the artist that created that? someone help me out here, really want to see more of that guys work.

found it...th-thanks reddit.
artstation.com/artwork/3LOXm if any other artfags are mirin

I have a fantasy where I milk men like cows, attaching pumps to the only spot that ultimately matters when a guy is excited.

If the guys are endowed like him, I'll need pumps in triple extra-large size.

>I have a fantasy where I milk men like cows

kek, you reminded me of those cumcontrol amateur porn videos.

The appeal is obvious. That automated level of control with the push of a button.

Guys good, get reward all at once. Guys bad, I hit the pause button.

Are these pecs achievable natty?

>don't care about fictional muscles
>just want to be taller

noone has ever had a real physical presence at 5'8

yes, my uncle had pecs like that (martial artist/lifted) and he definitely wasn't on gear

Is that John Cena?

Then my dream lives on.
Any interesting tips from pecs-uncle to get a godlike chest?

Uhh he liked pressups a lot and did a home routine with dumbbells which I recall included a lot of press and incline press

good luck user

Well, nothing I didn't know already. Thanks anyway, famiglia, this just means I'm already on the right track.

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i know

Tien has pretty good HEIGHT and FRAME unlike the other z warriors

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Hail to the king, baby!

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I cry evey time I think about it.

yuh

Indian dude from killer instinct

How much joestar blood do I need to achieve this?

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Im pretty close to that minus the white hair and beard

>no scars from killing monsters for decades
>no scars from getting murdered by some dumbass peasants

Sorry, you'll never achieve full White Wolf mode. Part of what gets all those sorceresses so wet is the scars.

Also
>not natty

Geralt is hilariously overpowered. Basically immune to all disease, took a triple dose of mutagenic chemicals to give him super reflexes and strength, can see in the dark. So based.

4 litres C'mon!