Daily reminder that someday, you'll have a qt3.14 gf who loves you

Daily reminder that someday, you'll have a qt3.14 bf who loves you.

A job should come first bro.

thx bby boo. 8==D~~~~~~~

THROUGH THE MILKY WAY IN MY SPACE SHIP
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I'M GONNA MAKE IT!

She said she loved me but she didn't.

Fuck you, we're all gonna make it.

Going on a date on Saturday with a girl I met online. She's accomplished and has her life sorted out for someone her age, and she's 5 years younger than me. My only fear is that she's fat because there's only one picture of her, please god don't let her be fat.

ignitemyflames.tumblr.com/face
sawce for girl

>1 pic
>you're the lucky suitor
How high test are you?

U wonder y your single

not at all, i'm repulsed by fat chicks

god damn right. i got this.
yeah most nine year old don't have gfs, i think

what are you without standards?

Wow thanks I hope so
such a surreal thought

I'm 28 user, finally started to make it last year. Don't give up!

>1 picture

She is fat guaranteed.

Thanks OP, 26 and still waiting. I'll find her

>1 picture

Run and never look back

I found my qt3.14 after 24 years of nogf, w-we're gonna make it brahs

I looked my gymcrush in the eyes and we said hello.
We're all gonna make it brah
Soon she will be on my dick
Thanks nattygains

I did that too! Now I need to know her name and then perhaps ask her out.

Brah we have to ask her out. I'm coming to the point where I think better do it now and get a rejection than never try it.

> nose ring
> tatoo

Fucking degenerate

>tfw have a qt gf who loves me but i'm still in love with my ex

don't lie to me

iktf
my ex is a bitch too but cant seem to forget her yet

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO. I DON'T WANT THIS. WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME?!!?

ehh I had my chance to get my 1st gf last semester, at the rate I'm going I doubt it but natty gains will do

tfw got one of those before i even started lifting

I know you meant well but fuck you

>thinking this will solve anything

That's when the real shitstorm hits you. It's easy to be emotionally and socially crippled when you're not close to anyone. Get a qt3.14 gf who loves you - you'll be confronted with the complete and utter failure of your existence every day.

Reminder that the "all girls are the same and will end up leaving me or being a bitch, gains goblin, etc. etc." mentality is for /r9k/ normies.

Realise that each person is individual and if you put yourself out there and act like a mature guy, you'll find an awesome gal who'll love you for who you are.

Keep on keeping on, Veeky Forums.

I tried so hard to believe

>my ex is a bitch too but cant seem to forget her yet
dude i'm in the exact same spot. she was the worst, the tail end of our relationship was the worst year of my life.

we broke up 2 years ago and i still think about her every day

Maybe just chubby but 1pic usually equals fatty. Sorry user

Tbh I only started being successful with qts when I realised that they're not individuals at all, they're all bitches and whores under the surface, doesn't mean that you should be /r9k/ and not fuck them tho

She or he will love you as they slowly suck the soul from your body and leave your husk behind to die.

right? she made me feel so fucking miserable the last couple months, but then there was this one good day once a week and i'd feel so fucking happy, those memories i keep remembering
but shes a bitch and was dragging me down hard, the epitome of a gains goblin
one day ill be completely happy i shoo shoo'd her

we're gonna make it

standards are one thing
your criteria is literally just a minor detail

No you won't.
You guys may end up with some muscle, but you'll always have that beta bitch personality

Love is nothing but a delusion of the mind

>/r9k/
>normies

You're a fucking idiot.

Oh look, it's a virgin sporting his fedora.

>tips fedora

You're never gonna make it.

says the guy who literally doesn't even lift

I don't need to lift, I have my life in order and I'm not a virgin outcast. :)

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>implying all of Veeky Forums is virgin outcasts
I'm sorry for whatever insecurities you have that make you need to try to put people down on an american sitcom message board :)

>implying I'm capable of loving someone.

*being loved

Fixed that for you. :)

What if I don't want to?
What if all I want is a different slut every week?

STOP IT YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT

I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT

I KNOW THIS AND I ACCEPT IT BUT FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME HOPE

You're right OP.

It's about keeping hope and making effort.

It will happen.

Honestly, part of me hopes I don't get one since I'm afraid of the contentment. When things are going poorly for you in some regards, it's fairly easy to apply that to the drive to improve. But if I'm satisfied, what happens then? I struggle with justifying improving myself if I'm already happy, and when I'm doing stuff like lifting, I pour my negativity and hope into what I'm doing in order to keep fueling me.

The wolf climbing the hill is hungrier than the wolf on top.

I hope so OP. I just want a girl to like me.

No I won't.

Same same

I already have a qt who loves me. Why do all women have to nag the shit out of you though?

>Not looking forward to the challenge.

You have truly learned nothing.

pic not related?

>tfw it doesn't matter because i'll still be in love with my oneitis

T-thanks but I've given up, I'll become an ubermensch instead and stick to 2d.

chatting to a girl right now who I think likes me but I don't like her back, feels even worse than usual loneliness tbqh

Wow she's pretty to someone who's literally never been with a female before and puts women on pedestals

Will I, OP?
Do you really believe it?
Fuck you OP, you managed to make me feel even today, even though I just wanted to be a depressed cunt, but I'm gonna workout instead.
We are all gonna make it.

W-what?.. wow... t-thanks OP... today I'm going to dedicate my intensity day just for you.

Get ready for pushin' dem cushions. Or man the harpoon so to speak. Bring down the whale.

What I'm saying is she's fat. Good luck.

>tfw finally got qt gf who loves me
>tfw she told me last night im really skinny and I need to eat mor

>aware that I was on the path to wizardry at 18
>ceased giving a fuck
>decided to completely give up on girls and focus on academics
>eventually become too lazy and depressed to do that properly
>stop doing anything
>drop out of PhD program
>supervisor hates me
>BS in physics is completely useless
>get a job in retail
>realize that this is my life
>sense of daily pointlessness and ennui that I couldn't even imagine before
>look at other people
>their relationships help them endure being alive
>tfw no gf returns with a vengeance at 25
Not even sure what to do at this point. Should probably top myself desu.

>tfw i do and she's 13

>Tfw I found my perfect high-test qt3.14 who adores me
>We have similiar interests and hobbies
>She is perfect in every single way
>Tfw I'm going to lose her soon
>It's back to loneliness and frogposting
>Maybe I'll just kill myself instead

Everyone have a great day tho... We'll all make it or smth like that.

Indeed, but when to do it though? I'm always busy in the gym spotting gymbro or doing sets myself and she is one of the few grills that lift too. Just got to bite the bullet sometime I think.
Last interaction was me asking if she would go to the gym again on Saturdays, because I noticed she missed a few days, and she did. So at least no negativity from her side to me noticing her and telling her to come as I "missed" her.

My wife is a blue eyed redhead. She told me she was 5'4", but I measured her and she's 5'3".
Divorce proceedings are underway.
Help a soon to be single bro out, fitbrahs.

It's been 23 years, I doubt it. Also, I'm not 23.

Wow you've been through so much and only 25?

You sound like a total fuckup.

she's so damn cute but so damn trashy (piercing tattoos)

Stop pretending to have standards, virgin. People can do whatever the fuck they want to their bodies.

Only flabby fucks get triggered by tattoos.

As me how I know you're under 25.

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
I'm not gonna make it. After my parents died I was faced with the miserable reality. I crave for a love and admiration. But it's never enough. NEVER

Did you work on yourself elsewhere? Social gains?

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Woah, take it easy there pal

Not him.
Waterfountain or ask to work in

Who else could make it but doesn't quite have the rest of there life in order right now

i would say more of a self hypnosis

Gents,
This is what you want to hear
So you can prove it wrong.

You are that voice that drags us all down.
Just gatta put you in your place.
You are your own self fullfilling prophecy gents. Choose who you want to be.

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>lose 50 lbs
>own mother tells me i need to gain weight because im uglier now that im not fat
stick a fork in me senpai

>be skelly
>get ripped
>mom tells me "this is too much."
>girls have started hitting on me for the first time in my life
Moms know nothing. That's why they keep telling their children they are beautiful even if they are fuck ugly.