Can we get a Veeky Forums humor thread going?
Fit jokes
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Veeky Forumsizens at the gym
>just 2
what a shit gym, if a car came through the window here at least half the gym would continue as if nothing had happened
Fucking awesome
is that necrosis or a bruise? how is she alive at this weight? why did she get to this weight? why is she doing this pose outside? won't she get splinters from that wood? how did she unbutton those pants without help?
i need to think about things for a few hours. bye fit
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In all honesty I don't see that as a reason to stop. So long as everyone there was ok and the equipment you were using wasn't damaged, I can't really see a rational reason why you would just stop and go home halfway through your workout if you still felt like it
>how did she unbutton those pants without help?
>implying they were ever buttoned to begin with
Can someone post the "too late to cut for summer, too early to bulk for summer, just in time to get big for the upcoming racewar" or something?
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>implying Polovnikov isn't jacked
>guys have no glutes lol
Fuck m8, im guilty of thinking this all the time. Every time I walk to class I judge the shit out of guys who have literally no glutes and it makes me feel better about myself because I also used to have no glutes.
Kek, also requesting this
my favourite
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>More memes and less maths
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That's pure gold yo
me on the right
neither
>tfw actually auswitch mode as youngen because mom only shopped and cooked for herself
>Got $3 for school lunch money
>That was the only money I had for breakfast/lunch/dinner/social
>Got job
>Got money
>Got fat because as kid would eat everything I could and that mentality stuck
the guy on the left has a hotter face but i prefer the guy's body on the right
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i'll dump my stuff
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It's easy to pick up women by saying stupid shit like this. Once you make them laugh it's all ogre.
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only if they actually like you in the first place
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I heaven't ran into that problem yet senpai
We live in the same city. Do I lift with you...?
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kekerino blahino
>dual weilding Ollie
fucking lost
Chad in the making
shitty mom
obligatory post
What's the difference between crossfit and calisthenics? Some of the exercise look the same but people say cali gives you actual results unlike gayfit.
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crossfit = sport with no technique, form, or scientific basis
calisthenics = actual training regimen
I read it as two dudes who didn't even stop to gawk.
Fucking gains goblin is getting desperate.
god those fucking legs on those hurdles, surprised no one was mortally wounded
Oh i see, then why people do crossfit if it gives you almost nothing? Shouldn't they switch to calisthenics? That way they can make gains after some time.
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Because crossfit is good at marketing.
They should but people buy into the memes and keep doing it.
watch it with the Benny Hill theme
LOL
CrossFit is a marketed and sold package.
With calisthenics you have to actually work yourself.
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somewhere between the two. Aka: mediocrity
then there's this guy
obligatory webm
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Somebody post screen of how to cause that miscarraige, i know i've seen it few times but never saved it. It might be useful in the future.
Oh, but it gives. It gives you rhadbomyolosis
this makes me think of Veeky Forums
here you go senpai
Here's the not trash one
>tfw white-trash neo-nazis will perish with the rest
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i believe that hardgainers aren't a full meme. my friend shits several times a day and he told me that he once shat an entire blueberry, guess his metabolism genes are just fukd
Kek this is so true. When i ate shit i lost 30 pounds, when i started counting calories and hitting my macros i gained 60 pounds. Currently 180 5'10 3 years into lift.
do the christmas lights help add gains?
I thought it was a really bad tattoo.
>shat out an entire intact blueberry
>wonders what's wrong
Motherfucker he's not chewing his food at all.
Chewing exists in large part to ease digestion. Crikey.
The rest of what? You've got issues if you think you're morally superior to anyone else who hates cucks and mudslimes.
The rest of degenerates.
Yes I am "morally superior" to skinheads ho beat the shit out of children.
cringe tbqh
Veeky Forums is a gay board, you should know better than to insult us here.
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How would you know that lmao
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is that fuckin dennis? or whatever the autistos name is
You cant call people newfag if you're 12, big guy.
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snot bubble laugh 10\10
>no arnie lever action flip
the missile launcher is also a personal favourite
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Why does the video show him doing dumbbell curls
Holy shit I literally live 15 mins away from this gym
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If I wanted humor I'd ask for your one rep maxes
Sick burn pw3nd
ruh roh
holy shit
Because it's staged and fake.
Here brah
Dead
bear crawls are the only non stupid thing in that entire workout
he could get away with it