Welcome to the salty spitoon, how Veeky Forums are ya'?

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how Veeky Forums are ya'?

this morning a gnat flew into my coffee, I drank him for the extra milligram of protein

I play basketball. While on joint-destroying steroids.

>not naming it the natty spitoon
One job, and ya blew it

I, uh, lift dumbbells mostly and still drink soda

I did GOMAD....without any milk.

Im so fit the scent of my armpits makes girls pregnant in an area of 24 miles

I... I SHITPOST ON A TAIWANESE HORSE COOKING FORUM AND I HAVEN'T LIFTED HEAVY THINGS A DAY IN MY LIFE

I did GOMAD for 6 months, as lactose intolerant

how can i get such a thick neck like him

...

when i do drop sets i just let the weights fall on the floor and make a noise

last weekend was the bodypower expo in my city. Late at night was walking in the gym and seen a girl with massive shoulders who looked kinda familiar. See this today and realise I just fucking walked past Sophie Arvebrink without realising

I SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW THE SEMEN FOR PROTEIN......Beat that faggots

Nigga Wtf is the point of fitness expos?
There's nothing wrong with being gay, fucking faggot

12 year old detected

To use e-celebs to boost your sales of clothing/supplements/other shit.

They're where you get to slap retards.

I am gay you fucking faggots jesus
>Getting this offended

doesnt make you funny, bb

Nigga how new are you? Oh I forgot, it's summer already

If I snooze twice before work, i'll drink my coffee immediately after brushing my teeth.

I knoiw this is a legit exercise, and GSLP advocates it, but i honestly cannot imagine a more faggot exercise.

I inject my creatine

Most Ab exercises look even more gay

I pin 7 ius of Humalog postworkout

I do full range of motion on every exercise

SS + GOMAD for ten years.

I did an eight hour arm workout

without any shakes

I did crossfit for 3 months without getting injured

Does this actually work? You can't be serious

I didnt go to the expo, I saw her at my gym at around midnight after the expo

How Veeky Forums am I? I sucked off a dude in the gum shower today.

Without saying no homo.

I ate a 1.6k calorie lunch. I'm not very fit.

Kek