Implying you're not lifting to become more noticeable to the opposite sex

>biological sex is a spectrum

tumblr faggots are so fucking retarded, my god

Spotted the transphobic trump-supporter

>user posts a troll thread about attracting the "opposite" sex
>all the fags come out of the woodwork

>been working out hard the last month
>go clubbing last night for the first time in 2 months
>never received this much attention before
>3 different girls wanting to get with me
>take home a qt Malaysian girl

is this the promised land making it leads me to?

>All the mememasters come out of the woodwork

Fixed it for you

This is bait

Dick=male
Vagina=female

id try this but going to clubs alone doesnt seem much fun

oh well, we'll see

>implying this is an insult

no

>be me today
>in gym
>doing deadlifts
>only working out for 5 weeks now, so pretty weak
>last set 55kg
>finished
>about to take down the weights
>"hey, are you finished?"
>qt appears out of nowhere
>"y-yes"
>"ok, you can leave the weights on, so i'll do it too"
>"o-ok"
>go to a bench and watch in the mirror if she will decrease the weights
>no she doesn't
>tfw she deadlifts the same as i do

Feel pretty weak at the moment, it really unmotivates me to be honest.

>implying you're not lifting to become more noticeable to the opposite sex
I think i just lift to become unnoticeable for anybody. I just want to be average and not this weak skinny Mr Skeltal anymore.

I'm lifting because I think a man isn't supposed to be a flabby piece of bones, fat and skin.

I lift because I want to stand on the #1 spot of the podium of my county's annual Weightlifting competition

I want to be the strongest in this nation

I want to be proud of my achievement

That is fine for being the first month, maybe the qt has been there for years. Keep it up sempai

Thank you user, it feels good to hear these words.

You'll get there, user. Before you know it you'll be lifting more than the weight of yourself. I believe in you.

want to do anything besides work out

>doesnt seem much fun

i know this FEEL

What country
Obviously not America

i'm eastern european

>take home a qt Malaysian girl
So there werent any quality girls there?

I lift solely for the reason of walking past girls with their DYEL boyfriends and purposely barging the DYEL spaghetti armed twink but apologizing as a junk to assert my dominance

When you first began to walk were you an expert?
What about your first shitposting? I bet it wasn't the Navy seals pasta.
Just keep with it and don't forget to eat.
PS I had same experience benching 1pl8 kek

is lifting even worth it if you have the face of a 13 year old?

pic related. turning 25 in November

should i just kill myself

Of course I lift for girls but it still wont cure my social autism

you look like a romanian gypsy.

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dad from spain mum german but close enough i guess

Id be lying if I said that wasnt s factor, health is important too though and having something to progress at feels good

dude...acknowledge your positives..

become a rent boy or twink escort

You need to be attractive to make money in the escorting business.

alot of gays would love you m8

>implying that's something to be ashamed of
>implying you're not just trying to make yourself feel better for being a fat, autistic "powerlifter", by shitposting

I lift for three things:

It's fun and I feel better
To have more games with women
To intimidate other men

Seconding the beard comment. I suffer from baby face and growing some facial hair that blends into a good haircut can make a load of difference. I look *much* older now.

Is the majority of this board seriously gay?
I am gay btw

Vocal minority, no regular person feels the need to bring their sexuality up every thread
Also confirmation bias
Also fit being gay is a meem so non gays further throw off numbers

Yeah I won't lie I used to when I was younger and didn't realize how disgusting and worthless women are. Now I just lift because I takes the pain away for a little while

>"To intimidate other men"
and as soon as ur friends get into a fight u get ur shit knocked the fuck out ,coz u dont actually know shit about fighting

>no regular person feels the need to bring their sexuality up every thread

OP made a thread about lifting for girls, is he also bringing up his sexuality?

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Trap mode aesthetics. Lifting to attract the same sex

What if you have both?

FInd someone who'd want to fuck a 13 year old

...

for a 5/10 like myself that qt was way above me.

>would date and race mix with

I lift so I can have something nice to look at while I jerk off in the mirror.

You look like you want dick

this

No, he's normal

>saturday evening and im doing fucking nothing, just counting the hours down until its sleeping time.

Same here.

I'm just waiting until i feel hungry and can eat something, and than go to sleep.

>implying I'm not going for functional strength

>powerlifting

The fact that it's scooby makes this hilarious.

How the fuck