How does Veeky Forums plan to commit rational suicide when the time comes?

Im gonna die on the battlefield

>suicide
>ever rational
Haha ok Arthur, whatever you say bro.

I'm gonna leave a note saying "You were all wrong. It didn't get better. Should have done this years ago" and shoot myself

drop whatever money I have into renting a luxury car, eating at a five star restaurant, and fucking a top quality escort. then I'd smoke a cigarette and drink a beer in the luxury car while listening to white snake. then once "Here I Go Again On My Own" comes on I'll floor it and speed off the edge of Grand Canyon.

Anyone know how to get hold of a gun if you live in a country with strict gun laws?

nah fuck that. don't do it in a way you'll ever get that regret moment. look up stories of people who jumped off bridges and immediately once they jumped they realized they made the biggest mistake of their lives.

If winter, eat a hefty dose of opiates, wander out into the woods with light clothings on a night below -20 celcius. Let thermodynamics take care of the rest.

In summer, do a cocktail of drugs, cling to the edge of a substantial height. When I lose consciousness I will drop without the fear.

Ask a nog or a muslim

you abide by the laws

>look up stories of people who jumped off bridges and immediately once they jumped they realized they made the biggest mistake of their lives.

How could they tell the story after they jumped off a fucking bridge?

I can't kill myself while my parents are alive, I don't want to do that to them. I can't.

If that wasn't a factor I'd probably find some quiet spot away from people and off myself there. Maybe just go on the beach at sunrise and slit my wrists there, then watch my last sunrise as I slowly drift away.

I want to use it to kill myself

That's probably the only purpose where a Smith machine can be useful for bench pressing.

...

they lived

Honestly, the only reason I'd commit suicide is if I had dementia.
I'd hate to die not being able to remember the people I care about.

so then what's the rush?

Same here, don't give a shit about anyone else but i won't do it while my parents are alive.

My fucking sides

Nigga what? Drowning is among my top worst ways to die, shit's scary as fuck, I'd rather die instantly than go through that shit

I want to glue my hands to my head and find a way to decapitate myself. I want it to look like I was strong enough to tear off my own head. Cops would be mirrin'

>suicide
lol, fuck that, if I die it'll be in the European race war

battle desu. Do something really stupid like hunt a bear with just a spear.

Maybe the habbening will give me the chance

I didn't say I was in a rush. I just want to know how to get hold of a gun through illegal means. My plan is to kill myself at the end of the summer.

I was going to make a joke about killing myself with some philosophy books on logic but I Kant.

I wish it would start already but i'm 24 with no military training. How could we help in the fight?

Go to a ghetto area and ask around I suppose. But buy guns legally don't support fucking gangs reeeeeeeee

anyway, don't kill yourself brah, if you do you won't make it

Pain pills xf

>i wish it would start already

what if it hasn't started because you haven't started it

I'm sure if you really want to you'll find a way.

you grab one off a cop worst case scenario you get shot

I won't make it either way. I'm at the end of the line. I appreciate the effort but I'm decided.
My back-up plan has always been to jump out infront a train.

But I would much prefer to shoot myself in the head. I would call the police before hand so they would know when they show up.

The cops in my country very rarely use their guns. It's so rare that when they do, it makes the national news.

But a couple of days ago, a guy managed to snatch a gun from a cop and shoot himself in the head. I could do that if I'm quick enough.

It has to be carried out by our goverments, nationalism and right wing parties are already rising. I can't just go to the street and start removing kebabs right now.

tell me your story user

what a pussy lol

Tie each bodypart to horses and make them run. I want my gravestone to read

user
19xx - 20xx
"Died as he lived, ripped"

pls, user I can be your gymbro

Do the best you can and show up.

Too long and boring.
I know
Clever
We will lift together in the heaventh.

no pls, at least tell me a short version of your story

whenever I have suicidal thought I think
>but if I die.. the communists win
and I can't let that happen, now can I

anyway stay safe bbgrill hope you won't. I'll dedicate my 2pl8 binch PR to you tomorrow

user, are you religious?

>"Raped" (touched and fondled my dick) when I was 10 by adult woman
>No one knows
>Bullied most my school years
>Depression for 8+ years (I know, just snap out of it)
>In and out of therapy and medication
>Drug addiction
>No friends
>Never kissed a girl
>Never had a gf
>Family doesn't give a shit

There's more but cba

Go for it user, I hope you make it for both of us.
Not in the slightest.

It wouldn't hurt though, also I bet you wouldn't be the only one, go for it user

>carefully put grenade in ass
>tie string to safety pin
>go to gym
>stand in squat rack
>shoulder the bar
>scream 'light weight baby' and pull string

You're being an asshole. No one wants to clean your body, especially not the police. You really think some guys being paid 35k a
year who signed up to give out speeding tickets and eat doughnuts really want to see a dead body with brains splattered out the
back? Who the fuck's gonna clean that mess? Your landlord? Oh, gee, bet they can't wait to sell an apartment off that someone
died in. The only thing you'll accomplish in that death is being the asshole that fucked up everyone's week.

If you truly wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it by now. You're posting here because you want people to talk you out of
it - you want people to come to your aid. If you bought a gun, you'd be too afraid to pull the trigger. If you wanted death, you'd have
thought it out much more clearly than this. As is, you're being an attention whore.

You're not so far gone that you'd really kill yourself, elsewise you wouldn't wait 'til the end of summer, so stop posting on Veeky Forums
and go get a life. If you were depressed, you wouldn't be talking about suicide to anyone else. If you wanted to die, you would
have done it. The only other possibility is that you're just an ass.

Thanks for the concern, but I doubt that being on 2 different anti-depressants, weekly scheduled talks with both a doctor and a psychologist, almost being involuntary admitted to the psych-ward and if I don't pick up the phone, they sent someone out looking for me, is all because I'm an ass.

But I guess you know more than professionals with years of experience.

You need to realize at some point that no one understand mental illness well

For us normals, your mental illness stories sound like the common "woe is me" narcissism

I hope you find yourself fine someday, I think mental illness is like living in a constant flu but that's because i don't have one

Apart from the never kissed/had a gf sounds like my story bro, get yourself into rehab then do 12 step based groups for a year or so, what ive done and it makes shit easier

>Drug addiction
what kind of drugs?

also, although that does seem really shitty, it's all fixable. You can still get a gf, find purpose in life etc. Lots of kids that were molested/raped have led meaningful lives

>Weed (not anymore)
>MDMA, X
>Coke, amf, meth (only coke now)
>LSD, shrooms

Have to wait for parents to croak. Will have to try and explain to my younger sister I guess, as we have a great relationship, she knows me well though, and I hope she will be able to understand.

Probably head out into the frozen wastelands, die tripping out in the middle of a blizzard.

Stop labeling yourself fuckwad. Your not addicted to LSD.

Take a break. Maybe forever. You've gotten the message so time to hang up the receiver and get to work.

I'm not labeling myself. These are the labels I have been given in my diagnosis.

Less suicide and more homicide until finally over ran by hordes of cops / swat / national guard and the "point" count is higher than ever before.

But of course that will never happen just like I will never get hit on the head by a meteorite but you asked a crazy out there "what if" so there.

then do us a favour and kill yourself and dont brag about it for fucks sake

Not him but this thread is literally for posting about suicide and you're telling him to not post about that. You can leave the thread.

Bragging? Are you fucking kidding me? When did I brag? I only answered other people's questions.

Mentioning the sid is bragging... I wish I could encounter real l$d again. It helped me a lot....

Again, if you go back and look, I only answered other people's question. You're sincerely fucked in the head, if you think anyone would truely brag about being mentally degenerate.

Alan Watts says the same thing