Motivation for the day:

>just eaten a chip butty and pizza
>haven't seen my abds for seven years

Fuck. Probably wouldn't get any attention for someone as hot as Nigri anyway.

Okay, I take it back. He's not completely hideous. But how the fuck is him paired with that 40 year old, makeup covered, average at best titty monster motivation?

jessica nigri is some famous pornstar i think?

after i finish my bulk i might go for a Doomguy cosplay depending on how well my arms turn out

> Jessica Nigri
> pornstar

I fucking wish.

Face is not good, and the body which is stellar, just can make up for it

Can't*

>pornstar

I wish

Doomguy is a cool idea, I'm looking for ideas for when I've made it

And small pen0r

>CHAD using Pepe memes to get laid

He's probably eating PIZZA right now.

It's not fair, Pepe is not for use by people with FACE FRAME HEIGHT

That's some serious butt hurt. You should probably cut down on the sodium you seem to have actually become salt incarnate.

>Those nips

Nice gyno faggot

idk man, it definitely makes up for it by my book

guy is hot as fuck

So jelly.

That's not gyno.

he only has the FRAME though buddy

I have eight ready cosplays, three half done and more in the planning, though only one of them, a street fighter chara, could be classified as Veeky Forums related. Too bad that when I last wore it I wasn't necessarily fit. But next time...

>this woman makes 25K a month only from patreon

Leave kassem g

DELETE THIS

Nice delusions you have there faglord.

Street fighter characters are a great idea

I want to do pyramid head since it lets me show off my arms and chest whilst hiding my face.

So now I only need to get good arms and chest.

are you sure he's not dressed up as master chief?

Did the pepe previously, isn't obviously wearing it in OP's pic

>be average looking girl
>realise if you get fake tits and wear a lot of makeup it makes kiddies and manchildren horny and they give money to you
>realise if you pretend to like the same hobbies as these manchildren they give you even more money

genius

This year I'm gonna go as crazy diamond with my manlet friend as josuke

Is this shallow shit really what motivates you people?

>Asian

Not mirin anymore

Something about these nerd asians that lift really piss me off

they always seem the same..they always have the exact same 'quirky' personality..

im not even american but i fucking hate them american asians

fucing dog eating cunts

............wow it's true, too many fuccbois in this world

pepe was stolen by twitter in 2015

a true loss.my favorite meem

All asians have that 'quirky' personality or they go full autism

who is jessica nigri?

Am I a horrible person? The first thing that came to my mind when I saw OP pic was "lol wonder what her little effiminate boyfriend thought about her touching up this vastly superior male".

this is just disrespectful, pepe should never have left r9k

When ever I see pictures/videos of these type of guys they look jacked, but when I see them in real life they are small. Whats the deal?

>not touching her boobs after she did the same to you
beta cuck

>not saying if she is flexing hers and then trying to touch her

>covering himself after she touch her

you know that she thought she did a mistake after she saw how beta he was

Holy shit that is an unfortunate face. Damn son.

As a chink who lifts, I can easily say that this was one of the most autistic/cringiest things I've ever read in my life.

Some bimbo with a receding hairline.

Bane, because I'm basically Tom Hardy's double.

Why do 5 of you always work out together and squat for 2 hours

is Pepe Cosplay dude natty?

>pepe should never have left r9k
how much of a newfag can you be?
r9k didn't even exist when people spammed boy's club on /b/

nigga, is /face or /fit? dudes got a chick mirin, simple as that

You need to separate asians into two groups.

The DYEL.

The swole chinks

Very similar to how people can differentiate between niggers and blacks.

Those "5 people" are probably DYEL?

Rutgers?

his pretty qt

why do u nohomo fags have such high standards, when you're all supposedly 'straight'

Veeky Forums I need some advice

I have a date tonight, going for food and out to a bar after.

I'm getting super nervous, I just got out of a semi long term relationship, so I feel inexperienced.

Anyone got advice for how to play it cool tonight, i feel like a fucking autist right now

Little Mac

>shes fucking his dude
so now CHAD is doing METH

I remember when Pepe was just called sad frog. How long has Pepe been alive? Is he immortal?

she starts touching your chest, you start touching her chest. feminism is equality amirite?

>whilst hiding my face.

The key part of the costume

>5'7½
>107lbs

I dont have it saved but I recall some user in /v/ posting some shit he did with her at comic con. Basically paid her to do some femdom shit in his hotel room.

>pepe was just called sad frog
He's been called pepe since he came about as a meme like 7 years ago, m8

what do you mean by quirky personality?
like how?
examples plesae

>solid

Tiny is that you?

I've only ever wanted to cosplay as Kamina, or maybe Gene from God Hand. As time has gone on I've come to realize that Kamina was actually DYEL as fuck, but he was definitely low bf%. Gene is a different story though.

>MUH DICK

>fucking projecting this hard

Oh god please someone have a screen cap of this

...

all that autism