Has there ever been a more cowardly leader than Augustus...

Has there ever been a more cowardly leader than Augustus? Reading his wikipedia its cringeworthy AF he literally "falls ill" and dissappears without explanation before every major battle and at every critical point in his life. Wtf was wrong with him? Was he low-test? Why did he play dead during a battle and only woke up when Agrippa had won the battle for him?

And to top it all off, he was poisoned by his one-itis even though he had literally named her son his heir. Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Augustus?

>And to top it all off, he was poisoned by his one-itis even though he had literally named her son his heir. Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Augustus?
I mean, I imagine that was probably the reason.

Augustus is one of the few example of a "nice guy" finishing first.

He let all the Chads fight themselves out and then like the sneaky beta he is snuck in and stole their girl.

>recognise that you're not particularly good at fighting
>stay out of it
not everyone can be a top tier warrior Chad like Constantine or Valentinian

guy playing him even has a numale face and faggy voice

No he was smart, unlike autists like you Who believe in Veeky Forums memes

The guy playing him is Miles more attractive than any autist on this site

>Augustus is one of the few example of a "nice guy" finishing first.

He was a schemer, murderer, and a total son of a bitch. He wasn't a nice guy. He was personally cowardly, which is different.

rekt.

>Chad
>nice guys

Sometimes I forget I'm browsing a site full of retarded Amerifats

>Normal Testosterone for my age: 668
I got 635.
I'm a socialist now, FUCK.

>dissappears without explanation before every major battle
this is not true.

How do you get test tests?

In my country you just ask the family doctor for it, the test cost €1.40, and it gives you tons of other info not just testosterone levels.

this.
While Augustus was an intelligent but less physilly intimidating man, he was just just as terrible as many of his contemporaries.
Plus it's not like he was less sexist than technically than any guy on this board and most western countries. Just saying.

>is able to use intelligence rather than brute force to completely take over Rome
wtf was he /ourguy/

>t. Mark Antony

AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER

>dude low test soyboy numales xD
He was an unspooked übermensch.

Why should he risk his life in battle for whatever meme advantages he gains from being at the front? I guess this is too smart for /pol/ to understand.

literally never happened.

He was a political ruler, a fair general, and by those accounts, not a fighter of war rather a figure of war. He was favored by Julius.

T. Marcus Antonius

>Plus it's not like he was less sexist than technically than any guy on this board and most western countries. Just saying

Most western countries are the least sexist places on the planet.

That's my point. He was definitely more sexist than most countries and not less sexist than any one on Veeky Forums by their standards

>dude names your kid his heir
>kill him before he can name someone else his heir like almost happened with Brutus
>can use poisoning to kill your enemies
Advanced I know

>those lions you bought me were useless... wouldn't pull my chariot for shit!

>Advanced I know
thats not the point you fucking faggot. Livia had been murdering all his chosen heirs one by one for decades before then and the cuck was too blinded by her crusty dusty old vagina to do anything about it

he wasn't poisoned. what are you? a dumbass?

This. He knew his strengths and weaknesses and used them. There's no shame in that.

>being a top roman general
>tons of pussy
>ride through Rome's streets in a chariot pulled by lions
Marcvs Antonivs Trvmpvs

Julian was officially the most Chad emperor

>"Upon hearing of the defeat, the Emperor Augustus, according to the Roman historian Suetonius in De vita Caesarum ("The Lives of the Caesars"), was so shaken that he stood butting his head against the walls of his palace, repeatedly shouting: "Quintili Vare, legiones redde!“ ('Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!') Even years later, Augustus was known to mutter "Quintilli Varus, legionnes redde" under his breath

Was it autism?

Yes

Haha /ourguy/

>implying

Augustus was a Chad Statesman (Princeps) but a Virgin General (Imperator)

Everyone knows this portrait of him is extremely idealized.

It looks quite like him in some photos

>Constantine
>charged through a line of Sarmatians "by himself", losing his bodyguards in the commotion, when they found him later in the day, he was on the other side of the enemy lines, surrounded by dead Sarmatians, "exhausted and drenched in blood"

>Julian
>forgot to wear his armor like a doofus
>got shanked by some Persian horsenigger
>died shitting his guts out
LMAO

>Constantine

Him and Theodosious are the reason of all the Western world's woes. They abandoned the wisdom of the ancients and replaced it with cancerous christcuckery with its meekness and servility. Relatively wealthy and secure societies when combined with christcuckery invariably collapse into atheism and degeneracy and liberalism due to the weak and feminine slave outlook of the womanly heretic judaic cult known as Christcuckery


Fuck off. Their judaic heretical cult is cancer

>looks like that ugly facebook owner
>idealized

>21st century ideals projected to the1st century

Based Cicero

>Pagan faggots are so delusional they unironically believe this

You're right, he wasn't a nice guy. He was a "nice guy."

>t. unironic kike worshipper

t. germanic whose ancestor raped and destroyed rome

lol what are you doing?

>worships a dead kissless virgin jew
>calls others faggots

Well, yeah. He does't have all the freckles/ blemishes of the fb nerd.

NO SHES GOOD BECAUSE THEN SHES THE MOTHER OF CAESARS HEIR

You know the pagan Saxons killed Arian Germanics for money right

samefag

The chad virgin vs the virgin chad
The virgin/chad hybrid is often a conqueror

Doesn't look anything like him except maybe for the dumbo ears

Augustus was literally the Miz of emperors

this, he is hot as fuck and smart, fuck you and your
>muh muscles

Maybe he just figured out that potentially dying in battle isn't a good idea?

Nope. I just happened to stumble upon this HBO's "Rome" thread in disguise when I saw the sick burn and I had to comment.

Why he would put his life at risk in battles?

How do you get tested?

A ginger!

He was always a politician and man of the people, not a fighter. His genius was in manipulating the populace to his aid, not in actual battle. And who cares? The guy was a total chad the banished Thots so hard he kicked his slut daughter into permanent exile. He was a great patron of the arts and humanities, plus standing up for family values.

Best emperors are still Hadrian, Trajan, and Aurelius, though.

no, more like light brown hair.

>He was favored by Julius.

No one is buying your bullshit "Wills" anymore Octavian. Sure, they might have bought that had you only pulled that shit once, but when you pulled it twice it made it obvious you were Caesar's chosen heir.

>were
weren't

t. Eternally butthurt Marc Antony

Are you left of center

>Killing rich women to acquire wealth to enter the senate.

Sulla did nothing wrong.