Has there ever been a more cowardly leader than Augustus? Reading his wikipedia its cringeworthy AF he literally "falls ill" and dissappears without explanation before every major battle and at every critical point in his life. Wtf was wrong with him? Was he low-test? Why did he play dead during a battle and only woke up when Agrippa had won the battle for him?
And to top it all off, he was poisoned by his one-itis even though he had literally named her son his heir. Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Augustus?
James Wilson
>And to top it all off, he was poisoned by his one-itis even though he had literally named her son his heir. Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Augustus? I mean, I imagine that was probably the reason.
Cameron Parker
Augustus is one of the few example of a "nice guy" finishing first.
He let all the Chads fight themselves out and then like the sneaky beta he is snuck in and stole their girl.
Jeremiah Bailey
>recognise that you're not particularly good at fighting >stay out of it not everyone can be a top tier warrior Chad like Constantine or Valentinian
Xavier Walker
guy playing him even has a numale face and faggy voice
Jack Lewis
No he was smart, unlike autists like you Who believe in Veeky Forums memes
Xavier Nguyen
The guy playing him is Miles more attractive than any autist on this site
Jackson Lee
>Augustus is one of the few example of a "nice guy" finishing first.
He was a schemer, murderer, and a total son of a bitch. He wasn't a nice guy. He was personally cowardly, which is different.
Robert Rogers
rekt.
Grayson Scott
>Chad >nice guys
Sometimes I forget I'm browsing a site full of retarded Amerifats
Logan Ward
>Normal Testosterone for my age: 668 I got 635. I'm a socialist now, FUCK.
Aiden Lee
>dissappears without explanation before every major battle this is not true.
Luis Scott
How do you get test tests?
Noah Gray
In my country you just ask the family doctor for it, the test cost €1.40, and it gives you tons of other info not just testosterone levels.
Xavier Johnson
this. While Augustus was an intelligent but less physilly intimidating man, he was just just as terrible as many of his contemporaries. Plus it's not like he was less sexist than technically than any guy on this board and most western countries. Just saying.
Landon Rivera
>is able to use intelligence rather than brute force to completely take over Rome wtf was he /ourguy/
William Green
>t. Mark Antony
Sebastian Williams
AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
Andrew Bell
>dude low test soyboy numales xD He was an unspooked übermensch.
Why should he risk his life in battle for whatever meme advantages he gains from being at the front? I guess this is too smart for /pol/ to understand.
Mason King
literally never happened.
Isaac Sanders
He was a political ruler, a fair general, and by those accounts, not a fighter of war rather a figure of war. He was favored by Julius.
Josiah Cooper
T. Marcus Antonius
Levi Martin
>Plus it's not like he was less sexist than technically than any guy on this board and most western countries. Just saying
Most western countries are the least sexist places on the planet.
Ian Cooper
That's my point. He was definitely more sexist than most countries and not less sexist than any one on Veeky Forums by their standards
Carter Howard
>dude names your kid his heir >kill him before he can name someone else his heir like almost happened with Brutus >can use poisoning to kill your enemies Advanced I know
Connor Rivera
>those lions you bought me were useless... wouldn't pull my chariot for shit!
Joseph Gray
>Advanced I know thats not the point you fucking faggot. Livia had been murdering all his chosen heirs one by one for decades before then and the cuck was too blinded by her crusty dusty old vagina to do anything about it
Easton Davis
he wasn't poisoned. what are you? a dumbass?
Joshua Cooper
This. He knew his strengths and weaknesses and used them. There's no shame in that.
Hudson Ortiz
>being a top roman general >tons of pussy >ride through Rome's streets in a chariot pulled by lions Marcvs Antonivs Trvmpvs
Evan Perry
Julian was officially the most Chad emperor
James Hall
>"Upon hearing of the defeat, the Emperor Augustus, according to the Roman historian Suetonius in De vita Caesarum ("The Lives of the Caesars"), was so shaken that he stood butting his head against the walls of his palace, repeatedly shouting: "Quintili Vare, legiones redde!“ ('Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!') Even years later, Augustus was known to mutter "Quintilli Varus, legionnes redde" under his breath
Was it autism?
Caleb Martinez
Yes
Jacob Gutierrez
Haha /ourguy/
Asher King
>implying
Bentley Thompson
Augustus was a Chad Statesman (Princeps) but a Virgin General (Imperator)
Gavin Nguyen
Everyone knows this portrait of him is extremely idealized.
Ian Ward
It looks quite like him in some photos
Gavin Miller
>Constantine >charged through a line of Sarmatians "by himself", losing his bodyguards in the commotion, when they found him later in the day, he was on the other side of the enemy lines, surrounded by dead Sarmatians, "exhausted and drenched in blood"
>Julian >forgot to wear his armor like a doofus >got shanked by some Persian horsenigger >died shitting his guts out LMAO
Isaac Young
>Constantine
Him and Theodosious are the reason of all the Western world's woes. They abandoned the wisdom of the ancients and replaced it with cancerous christcuckery with its meekness and servility. Relatively wealthy and secure societies when combined with christcuckery invariably collapse into atheism and degeneracy and liberalism due to the weak and feminine slave outlook of the womanly heretic judaic cult known as Christcuckery
Fuck off. Their judaic heretical cult is cancer
Evan Watson
>looks like that ugly facebook owner >idealized
Caleb Martin
>21st century ideals projected to the1st century
Jack Ward
Based Cicero
Caleb Rogers
>Pagan faggots are so delusional they unironically believe this
Cooper Reed
You're right, he wasn't a nice guy. He was a "nice guy."
Elijah Carter
>t. unironic kike worshipper
Robert Moore
t. germanic whose ancestor raped and destroyed rome
lol what are you doing?
Robert Richardson
>worships a dead kissless virgin jew >calls others faggots
Chase Hughes
Well, yeah. He does't have all the freckles/ blemishes of the fb nerd.
Dylan Bailey
NO SHES GOOD BECAUSE THEN SHES THE MOTHER OF CAESARS HEIR
Ryder Bailey
You know the pagan Saxons killed Arian Germanics for money right
Ryan Morris
samefag
Joseph Ross
The chad virgin vs the virgin chad The virgin/chad hybrid is often a conqueror
James Murphy
Doesn't look anything like him except maybe for the dumbo ears
Levi Allen
Augustus was literally the Miz of emperors
Hunter Cruz
this, he is hot as fuck and smart, fuck you and your >muh muscles
Benjamin Lee
Maybe he just figured out that potentially dying in battle isn't a good idea?
Cooper Rodriguez
Nope. I just happened to stumble upon this HBO's "Rome" thread in disguise when I saw the sick burn and I had to comment.
Noah Sanders
Why he would put his life at risk in battles?
Oliver Kelly
How do you get tested?
Adam Wright
A ginger!
Matthew Gomez
He was always a politician and man of the people, not a fighter. His genius was in manipulating the populace to his aid, not in actual battle. And who cares? The guy was a total chad the banished Thots so hard he kicked his slut daughter into permanent exile. He was a great patron of the arts and humanities, plus standing up for family values.
Best emperors are still Hadrian, Trajan, and Aurelius, though.
Gabriel Sanchez
no, more like light brown hair.
Blake Johnson
>He was favored by Julius.
No one is buying your bullshit "Wills" anymore Octavian. Sure, they might have bought that had you only pulled that shit once, but when you pulled it twice it made it obvious you were Caesar's chosen heir.
Jack Davis
>were weren't
Sebastian Allen
t. Eternally butthurt Marc Antony
Ethan Cruz
Are you left of center
Nathan Barnes
>Killing rich women to acquire wealth to enter the senate.