Benefits of being a woman thread, v. 2.0

Benefits of being a woman thread, v. 2.0

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Literally just have to look good and you're set

Edit: I meant to say it archived. It hit 375 posts pretty quick.

You can still view it here

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And looking good is honestly not rocket science for 90% of women.

1) Don't be obese.
2) Use makeup to con people into thinking you're pretty.

It's amazing how hideous the average woman is without any makeup. Celebrities, even. It's also amazing how many women are so utterly pathetic they can't eat 20% less calories a day even though it's the one thing expected of them in terms of staying in shape.

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>voting for a woman to lead the most powerful country on the planet

ishygddt

wrong thread welp

1. Get lesser jail sentences for the same crimes.
2. Get into most colleges literally by just existing.
3. Get hired just by showing up and meeting a quota
4. Get promoted because they need women in management positions for maintaining the appearance of diversity
5. Don't be a minority. Be 50% of the world's population. Get all of the advantages of a minority--constant protection, reassurance and applause just for being born--and none of the disadvantages.
6. Be worse than men at literally every sport. Get equal or greater attention just for having a vagina.

how she look better without make up than with it on

But China is not a democracy and is led by men

This girl could make it with less makeup for the more "natural" look instead of looking like a porn star.

girls might be able to fuck around with ease but id never want to be one

I have to earn what I get and that's ok. better that, than a girl who spreads her legs for validation.

>not slaying pussy

the only reason you'd be mad about this #WasteHisTime2016 shit if you're pussy enough to get played like that.

Paying for a girl's meal before having even kissed her? Changing colleges to be closer to her??

That's some despicably weak shit.

>not looking like young Brando

FUCK LIFE

I think she is a porn star

> wasting time

>6. Be worse than men at literally every sport. Get equal or greater attention just for having a vagina.

This one is ridiculously true as far as strength sports goes.

>let him pay for your meal

kek, this is why i always go half on a first date. bitch i don't pay for shit till you're worth it.

This is not r9k
Just go back to your shitty board

I saw a nigger twitter one that said "Tell he ryou gonna flip her income check 3x and then spend it all on weed and lean #wastehertime2016".

The "natural" look you are talking about takes just as much make up as the "porn star" look

>6. Be worse than men at literally every sport. Get equal or greater attention just for having a vagina.
I mean, they get "equal or greater income" from it, but attention? Not at all.

No one cares about girl sports because "it's not real [X]", replace X with the sport.

They are biologically inferior physically and everyone knows. That's why sports are restricted by gender. But in the end, nobody cares about the women playing because why bother paying attention to people who are clearly nowhere near the best?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ge8EdL_2Ykc
Very related

Women were a mistake.

Why do some "women" tuck the back of their tops into the yoga pants? It screams "look at my ass, I'm so sexii hehe. Oh but don't stare when I'm doing squats directly in front of you doing curls on a bench"

Can't they just come to the gym to workout?

Man, I miss Married with Children. I show like this could never be made today.

Y'all must be poor af to think this is a big deal. Yeah, fuck that girl in particular but I like buying girls drinks and food, never failed to get me laid.

jesus christ she's a terrible actress. incredibly flat, unemotional and unconvincing

>doing curls on a bench

you deserve everything that happens to you