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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED Veeky Forums? I WAS 6'0 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND I JUST MEASURED MYSELF TODAY AND IT SAYS I'M 5'8. HOW THE FUCK DID I TURN INTO A MANLET!!! HOW DID I SHRINK 2 WHOLE INCHES?! JUST WHEN LIFE STARTED TO TURN FOR THE BETTER, IT COMES TO SHIT ON MY HAPPINESS. PLEASE GET ME OFF THIS RIDE, I DON'T WANT THIS FEEL.

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Eat more pizza

maybe you should have studied harder in math class

chad eats PIZZA while you SHRINK

I can give you that extra 4 inches of height, via your mouth with my cock, u faggot

I lost my HEIGHT and I still don't have FRAME. The only thing I have left is FACE. Help me Veeky Forumsbros

bump

You're proud of a 4 inch dick?
kek

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

(You)

There you go

JUST

And using it in a manlet from Veeky Forums's mouth is something to be proud of?

if the shoe fits wear it

topkek

>2 whole inches

daily reminder if you're under 6 feet women love you less

>measure myself at home at 6'2
>doctor measure me at 5'11

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>6'0
>5'8
>2 inches difference

>implying women are capable of loving

Are you doing squats OP?
It's been proven that they shrink you over time.
Enjoy midget gains manlet.

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No I haven't done squats. It must have been bc I did an extreme cut that lasted a year bc I was a fat fuck. Being malnourished for so long must have shrunk me. Just fuck my shit up.

4 inches OP, not 2.

Time to get leg lengthening surgery :^)

>4 inches
>please be a troll

12 inches in a foot m8

This has to be some kind of sick joke. This is a fucking nightmare. I'm I the Universe plaything or what? How can I regain my lost inches

Stop squatting, it compresses your spine.

Op. Maybe you should measure yourself again. If you're really that incompetent with measurements, then it's not hard to believe that you just made some kind of error.

theres actually 14 inches in a foot mate, you're actually 5'6''

yea

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>American education

I measured myself in centimeters, then converted it into feet. I'm 178 centimeters tall. Are you saying pic related is wrong?

Jelly doctor

Holy shit dude.
5.8 ft does not equal 5'8"

Nigger, 178cm is 5'10"

5.8 feet is not the same as 5'8". Jesus fuck you retard

ur 5'10 fucko

moron, why the fuck would the .8 be in inches? its .8 of 1 foot

>tfw I was the tallest kid in my class all the way till high school
>go to Veeky Forums
>learn that I'm a fucking manlet
>sudden realization to why grills have been ignoring me all my life
A-at least I'll get God-tier manlet gains, r-right guys?

how many height are you owned?

lmao that's why all are 6'3'' and have a 8.5 inch cock

lmao

5.8399 feet isn't 5 feet 8.399 inches.

>enjoy life as guy who is slightly above average height, taller than most chics
>go to new town
>turns out everyone here is a fucking mutant and I'm now a manlet

JUST

>Start uni being taller than the 75% of my partners
>Four years later, freshman are all a fucking head taller than me.

I think it's the hormones they put in chicken. Half the boys grow like monsters and the other half become homosexuals.

Good lord that is fucking terrifying

lost hard

This shit is scarier than any ISIS/Rekt video ever. If anyone makes it to the end, consider yourself dead inside.

hahaaaahahahahaha he squatted heavy!!

I had this experience first hand a few weeks back
>tfw 5'10

I thought 170cm was 5'10...

5'7
Manlet servant tier.

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That filename dr kekkle Mr snyde

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