ITT: God tier cutting meals

>Come into thread looking for simple ways to prepare chicken
>Maybe some spices or salts I've never heard of

>OP webm more interesting than topic because of how disgusting it is
Well this is gay

GOAT cutting meal incoming

Stop being a fat fuck.

I eat sugar free jelly and 200-400 grams of strawberries daily, both are low cal and essential on my cuts.

>a stick of butter
>meal

I'll wait for you to stop being a retard first.

>A FULL TUB OF COOL WHIP
>CUTTING
>YEP

best butter desu

>8oz sirloin
>can of green beans
>half tablespoon of butter
>100g of mushrooms
>white onions

caramelize the mushrooms and onions, sear the steak in the pan afterwards, cook green beans in a small pot at the same time.

bam ~430 kcals, 60g protein, 18g of carbs, 13g of fat.

damn bro this has to be delicious as fuck

>canned green beans
>not sauteeing fresh green beans to crisp, tasty, snap in your mouth perfection

Lazy fucker.

I'm hungry now.

its a good snack

You are an inspiration and a god.

Post more?

>keto fag

P....p...please leave... Baka....

>raw, thawed, chicken breast
>cube that bitch
>non stick cooking spray
>coat that bitch
>veggies of your choice, in equal weight to chicken (I like corn and green beans)
>chicken in the pan first, with 2tbs soy sauce, 2tbs water
>when it turns white on the outside, dump the veggies with 2 more tbs of soy sauce, water and teriyaki sauce
> after 5 minutes over medium heat dump the whole pan into a bowl.
>gains

because aunt Myrna was a poor fag she had to sub. eggs for lemon jello and pecans for bacon to make a breakfast casserole.

I don't see how it would make it any more appealing when it still contains cream cheese, pineapple, celery and sugar.
There's just so many tastes that don't match.
This isn't a thing you can 'fix'.

dude I admire you for this post but you gotta try fresh green beans. You can saute them or just steam them even. Don'T cook em too long and they remain just a little bit crispy. Delicious.

God tier cutting, by Ja/ck/

>Joooocy chicken one a day
>Joooocy burger on e a day
>Aunt Myrnas Party salad, one serving a day
>Choke your kid 3x5
>Pray for god to napalm palestinians.

Honestly that would work. If only because one serving of that shit would squeeze everything out both of my holes for hours in end. My daily net calories would be zero.

Plus choking my kids while making wet tuba sounds outta my ass seems kinda fun.

Hard to pray when I'm expelling yellow paste and uncooked chicken out of my face though.

As a big chef myself who posts recipes here on Veeky Forums pretty frequently...my mind was full of fuck trying to reconcile all of the different tastes/things going on with this recipe. Even if you made all the appropriate fit adjustments (ff shredded and cream cheese, low cal cool whip) there's still no saving the lack of protien and high calories. Can't say im willing to give this one a go, sorry op, and sorry aunt myrna.

>Using corn
>Using soysauce

Confirmed for never going to make it.

Thanks for the tipoff. Went and watched him make bison burgers/tacos. Taco's were ok looking, but that burger...I wish I was Veeky Forums who obviously have no regard to macro's or calories. Motherfucker put a liter of teriyaki sauce, enormous hawaiin roll for a bun, gj adding 600 calories to what could have been a really nutritious high P low cal burger.

That said, I had forgotten Bisons macro's were so damn good...I'm going to have to check the local groceries to see if they stock it.

Anyone got a tip on which might, and if so which is usually cheapest? I actually don't buy meat that isn't turkey or chicken very often at all. Winco, Safeway, Costco, Fred Meyer, Target, Wal Mart? I'm betting Whole Foods and New Seasons have it, but I don't enjoy being raped price wise or the smell of body odor from vegans.

i love fresh green beans but I don't plan on getting more involved with my cooking until i'm living with less roommates. Sharing a fridge with 3 other people gets difficult.

What's life like in China tripfag

wat am i looking at?

An (accidentally upside down) pic of cinnamon-crusted donut holes with orange cream icing for dipping, while browsing Veeky Forums. I've aways had a weakness for those Orange-Icing Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls that come in a can. The fact that they're practically free at like 1$ doesn't help the temptation. So this my thing, try to re-invent ways to enjoy the same flavors in large quantities for even lower calories, higher protein. Cook something delicious up, fire up Veeky Forums, chill on the balcony. Life is good, gains are good.

wtf, had to flip and crop pic just to get it to work. looks normal on my laptop...tricky ass cell phone>laptop import magic.

What'd you order online user

Actually several things. Do as much shopping online vs in person as I can.

>assorted lot of 49 Met-Rx protein bars
>new wireless headphones for gym
>more shorts for gym
>vitafiber IMO syrup

I stay on top of those assorted bars auctions. Pick up old favorites and new flavors all the time for