Social gains thread

I use twitter to pick up chicks instead of gay ass tinder, how am I doing?

That's terrible. I bet that conversation led nowhere.

Watch out for girls that love puns. It probably means they have a tumblr account that they'll expect you to follow.

it's called ghost busters because i bust everytime i see bill murray

just use tinder you fucking autist

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Well you're wrong

... no it went nowhere

Literal retard

Lol you guys have no idea what women like, peep this

>trying to brag on Veeky Forums

my autism now has autism, thanks

im speechless desu senpai

wtf is wrong with you?

If I had a vagina, you would never get near it.

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Pls respond

wht

>2016
>Not sending multiple messages

OP here

Dubs decide what I say next

Jesus this is hilarious

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

I don't even want you to kill yourself anymore

I want you to kill me

please, end my suffering

you are literally the textbook definition of autism.

>all these fags thinking op is serious

im laffin op keep going

Okay faggots I know you'll think this is set up but look... the Ghostbusters routine works. I made her laugh and it was all over.

why

Call her a coalburner

Holy shit

post your cb

I think I send more coherent shit even when drunk. What the fuck is this thread? Where the fuck am I? What's happening?

the magic of fit

Post full body pic with face so we can see your HEIGHT FACE FRAME cause that's the only way this makes sense

>1000% hate

Say your having second thoughts and aren't really interested in a romantic relationship

I don't like this

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And because she was nasty and being sexual I had to shut her down

usually i would like this type of thread but this is just retarded

i second this

Both of you are simple retards

Rollin for this

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you need to use a condom or you will get def get clamidia.

K 1 sec

This has to be your sister or a second number or something. This was the worst thing I've ever seen

My fetish is being attractive and turning down girls and leading them on to emotional pitfalls.

I love you m8

me too user... it would feel so good to do this

>tfw shitskin manlet

Here

Cmon girl have some respect and walk away

sweet mother of fuck this board is amazing, i should start lifting

Finger my sphincter you dirty shisno

I'm in love

roast this thirsty bitch op

you devoted time out of your day to make a fake profile to talk to yourself, and post it on fit

>why

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when did they make it impossible to make a post with "t b h" in it? it's just "desu" now

....................postitnigger...............

>Being this mad

Girls love spicy hot fucking memes

Op pls post your cbt man

If you dont op she is either fat, ugly, and youre frauding piece of shit

this fucking bitch is dumb as rocks

holy fuck either fuck her or don't op but jesus christ my heart cant take much more

post her idiot

This

desu is wordfiltered?

>Chad I'm glad your back from getting more condoms!
>while you were gone this autistic n33t stared messaging me the most incomprehensible shit
>he thinks he's going somewhere but I'm just letting him ramble on because I was bored

She's literally just using you for attention because she's bored.

She didn't send me shit, she was pretending I saw her at a party.

But here's where we're at

/r9k/ please go

t b h = desu = desu
s m h = baka = baka
f a m = senpai = senpai
at least that's how it is on /mu/ lel

>on Veeky Forums
>doesn't lift
gtfo you're not welcome here

What are your lifts at? Bf % at?

Need to know

how much do I have to squat for this to happen to me

Girls don't talk like this. You're either being catfished or it's actually you using 2 phones. Probably the latter. Retard.

I'm confused as fuck right now, Veeky Forums

>hit it off really well with a divorced mom from OKCupid
>have two dates in the span of a week and get text messages saying that I was nice, but no interest in a 2nd date

>tfw you can't even lock down fatties with your meager gains

That's me on the right after 4 months , probably 16% bf

Lifts

Bench:165 hahahahahah
Squat:255 lmao
DL:295 lolllll

Im still weak

ok :/ ill be back tho u just watch

Also no flex pump nigs. I'm not fit tho

>OP acts like retard
>People call him out
>OP continues
>Everyone lurking ready to laugh when it all goes bad
>OP spills his spaghetti and this girl eats it all
>Jelly Veeky Forumsizens freak the fuck out and call OP a fake

Fucking 10/10 thread

Dude have you never had non serious joke combos with women you don't know well. Not op but asking serious. Girls that think they're funny talk like this all the time

This thread has been a real rollercoaster of emotions

>being this acoustic

>acoustic

Are you rich or do you have a big dick?

Literally the most acoustic thread I've read all week.

No my face is cute tho. I don't even have a car rn

With an ass like that your allowed to be very acustic lol

How long has it been like this? I remember they wordfiltered these awhile ago but I always thought they got changed back eventually. Did they go back to filtering them recently?

Maybe I just never noticed because I don't speak like a nigger.

Ok last one cause I'm bored but she's cool I might hug her someday.

Honestly I always just 'b myself ' when I talk to girls. The ones that think it's weird I really don't care about. You call it autism but I make myself laugh saying Ghostbusters shit. Just b yourself guys :)

10/10 thread would kek again

Inspiration to all

how do you intiate convos on twetter

do you have a lot of followers? do you list your height in your profile? what kind of things do you tweet?

One more cause this is funny

>People still don't understand you can be sarcastic with people who think you're funny/cute and it won't be weird to say stuff like this the first night you talk

She followed me a while back and faved a couple of my tweets. Today she tweeted fav for a DM so I faved and she said my tweets were funny and it went from there

>Ghostloadbusters
Holy kek

>People still don't understand you can be sarcastic with people who think you're funny/cute and it won't be weird to say stuff like this the first night you talk

i've never cringed in /b/ cringe threads but this thread is a goldmine
I've been on this sudanese knitting website for a long time and I don't even know if this is autism, or b8
bravo OP, you faggot

what do you tweet?

how would someone get started?
>tfw no friends
>don't even know how i'd get followers

Eh what the hell why not. This is my twitter. Had it since high school. Have a decent amount of local followers. I tweet dumbass shit but stuff stupid normies still find funny. You can look if you want.

And yeah I post fit Memes here and there

the two of you are retarded

"Soooo.... you tryna get the pipe?"

You're welcome OP.