I use twitter to pick up chicks instead of gay ass tinder, how am I doing?
Social gains thread
That's terrible. I bet that conversation led nowhere.
Watch out for girls that love puns. It probably means they have a tumblr account that they'll expect you to follow.
it's called ghost busters because i bust everytime i see bill murray
just use tinder you fucking autist
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Well you're wrong
... no it went nowhere
Literal retard
Lol you guys have no idea what women like, peep this
>trying to brag on Veeky Forums
my autism now has autism, thanks
im speechless desu senpai
wtf is wrong with you?
If I had a vagina, you would never get near it.
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Pls respond
wht
>2016
>Not sending multiple messages
OP here
Dubs decide what I say next
Jesus this is hilarious
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
I don't even want you to kill yourself anymore
I want you to kill me
please, end my suffering
you are literally the textbook definition of autism.
>all these fags thinking op is serious
im laffin op keep going
Okay faggots I know you'll think this is set up but look... the Ghostbusters routine works. I made her laugh and it was all over.
why
Call her a coalburner
Holy shit
post your cb
I think I send more coherent shit even when drunk. What the fuck is this thread? Where the fuck am I? What's happening?
the magic of fit
Post full body pic with face so we can see your HEIGHT FACE FRAME cause that's the only way this makes sense
>1000% hate
Say your having second thoughts and aren't really interested in a romantic relationship
I don't like this
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And because she was nasty and being sexual I had to shut her down
usually i would like this type of thread but this is just retarded
i second this
Both of you are simple retards
Rollin for this
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you need to use a condom or you will get def get clamidia.
K 1 sec
This has to be your sister or a second number or something. This was the worst thing I've ever seen
My fetish is being attractive and turning down girls and leading them on to emotional pitfalls.
I love you m8
me too user... it would feel so good to do this
>tfw shitskin manlet
Here
Cmon girl have some respect and walk away
sweet mother of fuck this board is amazing, i should start lifting
Finger my sphincter you dirty shisno
I'm in love
roast this thirsty bitch op
you devoted time out of your day to make a fake profile to talk to yourself, and post it on fit
>why
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when did they make it impossible to make a post with "t b h" in it? it's just "desu" now
....................postitnigger...............
>Being this mad
Girls love spicy hot fucking memes
Op pls post your cbt man
If you dont op she is either fat, ugly, and youre frauding piece of shit
this fucking bitch is dumb as rocks
holy fuck either fuck her or don't op but jesus christ my heart cant take much more
post her idiot
This
desu is wordfiltered?
>Chad I'm glad your back from getting more condoms!
>while you were gone this autistic n33t stared messaging me the most incomprehensible shit
>he thinks he's going somewhere but I'm just letting him ramble on because I was bored
She's literally just using you for attention because she's bored.
She didn't send me shit, she was pretending I saw her at a party.
But here's where we're at
/r9k/ please go
t b h = desu = desu
s m h = baka = baka
f a m = senpai = senpai
at least that's how it is on /mu/ lel
>on Veeky Forums
>doesn't lift
gtfo you're not welcome here
What are your lifts at? Bf % at?
Need to know
how much do I have to squat for this to happen to me
Girls don't talk like this. You're either being catfished or it's actually you using 2 phones. Probably the latter. Retard.
I'm confused as fuck right now, Veeky Forums
>hit it off really well with a divorced mom from OKCupid
>have two dates in the span of a week and get text messages saying that I was nice, but no interest in a 2nd date
>tfw you can't even lock down fatties with your meager gains
That's me on the right after 4 months , probably 16% bf
Lifts
Bench:165 hahahahahah
Squat:255 lmao
DL:295 lolllll
Im still weak
ok :/ ill be back tho u just watch
Also no flex pump nigs. I'm not fit tho
>OP acts like retard
>People call him out
>OP continues
>Everyone lurking ready to laugh when it all goes bad
>OP spills his spaghetti and this girl eats it all
>Jelly Veeky Forumsizens freak the fuck out and call OP a fake
Fucking 10/10 thread
Dude have you never had non serious joke combos with women you don't know well. Not op but asking serious. Girls that think they're funny talk like this all the time
This thread has been a real rollercoaster of emotions
>being this acoustic
>acoustic
Are you rich or do you have a big dick?
Literally the most acoustic thread I've read all week.
No my face is cute tho. I don't even have a car rn
With an ass like that your allowed to be very acustic lol
How long has it been like this? I remember they wordfiltered these awhile ago but I always thought they got changed back eventually. Did they go back to filtering them recently?
Maybe I just never noticed because I don't speak like a nigger.
Ok last one cause I'm bored but she's cool I might hug her someday.
Honestly I always just 'b myself ' when I talk to girls. The ones that think it's weird I really don't care about. You call it autism but I make myself laugh saying Ghostbusters shit. Just b yourself guys :)
10/10 thread would kek again
Inspiration to all
how do you intiate convos on twetter
do you have a lot of followers? do you list your height in your profile? what kind of things do you tweet?
One more cause this is funny
>People still don't understand you can be sarcastic with people who think you're funny/cute and it won't be weird to say stuff like this the first night you talk
She followed me a while back and faved a couple of my tweets. Today she tweeted fav for a DM so I faved and she said my tweets were funny and it went from there
>Ghostloadbusters
Holy kek
>People still don't understand you can be sarcastic with people who think you're funny/cute and it won't be weird to say stuff like this the first night you talk
i've never cringed in /b/ cringe threads but this thread is a goldmine
I've been on this sudanese knitting website for a long time and I don't even know if this is autism, or b8
bravo OP, you faggot
what do you tweet?
how would someone get started?
>tfw no friends
>don't even know how i'd get followers
Eh what the hell why not. This is my twitter. Had it since high school. Have a decent amount of local followers. I tweet dumbass shit but stuff stupid normies still find funny. You can look if you want.
And yeah I post fit Memes here and there
the two of you are retarded
"Soooo.... you tryna get the pipe?"
You're welcome OP.