Mirin Thread

Did you do anything or just let her feel your back sweat slowly seeping through your shirt onto her palms

How do you dance and grind in a club? Teach a boring manlet your ways. I'm not even confident I could non-autistically grab a girl's ass.

Didn't do anything
she had a boyfriend kek

The key is just to be having fun - if you look uncomfortable or aren't smiling just going with the flow others perceive it.
You're there just to be dancing for yourself and having a good time, fuck whatever anyone else thinks.
Go with girl friends, and just dance solo alongside them at first, once you're feeling more confident ask someone to dance with you, especially if there are other people grinding around where you're at on the dancefloor - I recommend being in the most crowded part.
As for the dancing, if you're dancing by yourself you can do a simple side to side two step and bob your head and you'd be fine the entire night, but you should look up some dancing tutorial videos on youtube, especially shuffling as its more applicable in a club/bar setting
If you're grinding, it depends on what kind of dancer you want to be - you can let the girl lead and just try and follow all the movements she makes (e.g. she sways her hips right, you sway your hips right), or you can lead yourself. I think it's best to sort of both of you lead, but you're dancing together. If you're not feeling confident though just let her lead. With your hands you should put one on her waist, and in your other you should have a drink - use your hand to lightly caress her, or be rough with her - whatever the situation calls for.
If you're feeling ballsy flip her around and have her be grinding on you face to face - the more you take 'control' or make moves the better, just act like you've been dancing for years, fake it til you make it sort of thing

>at family bbq on Saturday
>first time I've seen my sisters in about 4 months (been liftan for 3 months now)
>take shirt off because drunk and hot
>twin sister is already fit and tells me to keep up the good work
>older sister comments that you can see my abs for the first time ever
It's not the best story, but it felt good, and it gave me more motivation to keep getting stronger

>dance solo

Literally how

Learn how to dance you stupid faggot. I've only been dancing for 7 years, and it only took me about a year before I was considered 'good' by normie standards. There's so many different styles of dance for any situation and any type of music. Stop being a fag, and shake your fuckin hips--girls dig that shit

>Be at butcher
>Order some chicken breasts and steak
>Woman behind the counter says: "Here you go, have a nice day"
>She wants the D

>cousin gropes my arms and chest
>"wow user have you been working out?"
>spaghetti
>solid

>go with girl friends
>girl friends
>friends
y-you too

Return the money senpai.

I'd give it back, but it's mostly because i believe in karma. You probably get some of this money as a note of gratitude if the owner isn't a complete jew

>walk into restaurant for take out
>its late and no staff to speak to so I linger a bit and look at menu
>notice older woman staring me, she's with husband
>he's eating and not really paying attention
>woman keeps her eyes locked with mine for a long time
>I smile and eventually look away when server arrives
>they leave while I wait for food
>she passes me on her way out
>gives me a big smile and obviously checks me out up and down
>the husband gives me a wink
lmao real life cuck? it was surreal

>tfw too autistic to turn around

it was actually her boyfriend who was feeling you

>sitting on a bus with rough roads so it keeps bumping left and right
>older woman about 50 sitting next to me
>can see her perky nipples through shirt
>get semi chub because she's pretty fit
>she's constantly leaning towards me as the bus moves
>bus hits a bump and her left hand lands right on my thigh
>hand on my semi chub
>she squeezes it and then goes on like nothing happened
>she gets off at next stop

Have you filed a rape report?

Is it still rape if you enjoy it? If yes, then rape me up family

>karma doesn't exist
Earl is disappointed in you

Be really drunk. I cringe remembering but I've been so out of it before that I just started going it at by myself next to another group of lads

Does it make me a cuck that I would return the wallet completely untouched?

You're just a good person. Stop turning to fit for approval. Be your own person, you fucking faggot.

Give the wallet back with the money user. Honor makes a man, not lifting

give it back user, don't be a filthy jew, besides, he'll probably give you share as a reward
as for money, go find a job, work makes a man disciplined

>jew
Wallet theft is more niggery than anything desu senpai

>have a drink at a bar and watch some football/soccer with friends
>it is really busy and I needed to piss so I head over to the bar to order a new round before I go to the toilet
>I wait at the bar, watching the game and kinda lean on the bar with one foot on the foot rest
>cutie takes my order and I go piss
>I return to my table and my friends greeting me with laughs
>'what's wrong?'
>they tell me the girls a few tables next to us were checking me out and one of them took a picture while I was standing at the bar, complimenting my ass
>I look over to the table and see three average looking mid twenties, the one with the cutest face was the chubbiest
>eye contact with the chubby one, I smile, she smiles and kinda blushes and start giggling with her friends

That's it. No hookup because I'm a pussy. As soon as the game ended the girls were gone. At least I started to like squats more.

Did u fug

You are the epitome of a white american.
Please take this course of action, all parties involved will be the best off.

>Literally today
>Girl looked at me
>Def wanted the dicc

keep the money leave the wallet

stop pretending what you're doing is honouable

just keep the fucking wallet and use the money wisely

life isn't fair

senpai if you actually desperately need the money, fucking take it

nobody that isn't rich carries 600 fucking dollars in their wallet in cash

all these cucks appealing to karma are literal retards and are not in your situation of needing cash

It's not about karma. If you lost your wallet, wouldn't you want it returned to you? By taking the money you're contributing to an environment and mentality of distrust. Being able to trust one another makes everyone happier. This isn't about cuckery nor do I encourage cuckoldry in any way, shape or form. Just ask yourself what would Trump do? If you really needed the money then you wouldn't ask about it. If you need money, earn it.

This

are you implying the actions of exactly one person are going to alter a trend of greed and putting oneself before others that has been intrinsic to human nature since humans have been around?

because that would be pretty foolish

If he needs the money now he should take the money and also earn other money on top of that.

take it, karma is bullshit and anyone who believes in it is a fool.

if that guy is carrying around 600$ cash in his wallet on a saturday night he either made it illegally or 600$ is literally noting to him.

if it means that much to you keep it

OP here - I think that I am going to keep the money and use it wisely 'repaying' friends. This past university semester they'd all be buying me drinks, smoking me up, etc. since they all work and they know I'm flat broke. I can actually do the same for them now.

I agree with you guys that its wrong for me to take the money, even if it was a wealthy guys lost wallet.
I don't think what I am doing is honorable, but I think that taking a picture of the ID with the intention of repaying the debt is more honorable than just sending it back with zero intention of returning the money

LMAOOO KEK EM

Ye

take the money

The fact that you're hesitant about returning the money means that you know damn well you SHOULD return the money

No but you're setting an example. If one person does it, others will follow. When enough people do it, it becomes a norm.

>go to gym
>qt3.14 that I used to go to high school with works there now folding towels or some shit
>see her finally after years of not talking
>she adverts her eyes but I speak
>"I was wondering when I'd finally see you here!"
>she can't hold back her huge smile
>user I barely even recognized you! Y-You've gotten so I!
>"Ya, I've been coming here a lot lately. It helps."
>end convo there and leave to lift
>her face was still lit up looking at me when I looked back

D-Did I make it, Veeky Forums?

>work at a hotel
>walk up to front desk to clock in the other day
>there's a new girl, 7.5/10 definitely fuckable but not worth much more
>I'm busy talking with other front desk workers
>make eye contact with new girl in passing
>stop and say hello/introduce myself
>she stutters and only manages to let out a couple incoherent syllables
>literally watching this girl spill her spaghetti all over the fucking place

I'm a former fatass and this is one of the first solid mires I've gotten since losing weight, and it was a pretty fucking good mire. Gonna see how things go with this new girl and maybe she'll be worth fucking once or twice.

>go to party
>girl I haven't seen since highschool sees me and kinda eyes me up
>later in the night she's pretty wasted
>"user your muscles have gotten big"

nothing ever came of it but it made me feel good

An old family friend, a former highschool crush mired me hard after not seeing me for some months and my group of friends keep saying I look huge/ not to become too huge with the gym. But secretly I know they're just fucking with me, it's just been 3.5 months

>not green texting
>"they're just fucking with me"

Learn to fucking meme text and to take a compliment, you fucking summerfag

2/10

be a Veeky Forumsizen an give the money back senpai.

>work at a call center
>wear a shirt that's a little less loose than normal
>stand up and talking to my pod/cubicle mates
>one grill says "oh wow you're putting on some muscle user, I can really see it"
>"like in your arms and chest i can really tell, and your legs are fine too"
>keeps going into more detail
>p-pls stop haha
>"well sorry i just give credit where credit's due"

she's not too qt or anything, and she's married, so i can't go after her but it still felt really nice for my first actual mire

Throw towel in her face

>cares about karma
>cares about doing the "right thing"

lmao just give it back you'll feel better for doing it. some people would take the money and not give it a second thought (like me, for instance, but i'm admittedly a dysfunctional asshole) it seems you would be much happier if you gave it back than if you spent someone else's money.

same here braj
cucks unite

only going gym for 4 months and getting mires nearly daily lmao

here are some from today:

>be me at bus station with mate and 2 girls
>some random girl asks me if i'm cold cuz i only had a shirt on
>other girl says 'user got muscles, he never freezes

>be me with friend
>he calls a female friend of him and shortly after she comes
>never seen here before but she was mirin hard a few times
>my mate tells her that my only weak part of my body is my stomach (for punches) and she touches it and looks really surprised, asked if i got muscles on it
>she keeps saying weird shit like having sex with me in a jokingly way and wants to move in with me (obv for banter)
>after some time we waited at the train station my mate took my phone and i told him to don't open the pictures
>he asks "why, do you have nudes"?
>she says "yes yes, open them"
>i say it's just body pics
>shes still begging him to open

that chick was weird as hell, kept saying we should go drinking etc soon

Take a hint bro she totally wants it

>what is female privilege

Bob your knees and do the gun reload animation from various games.

>at a party
>girl I haven't seen since I started lifting is there
>talks about how much muscle I've put on and grabbing my arms
>as the night goes on she gets drunker and starts touching me more and more

the compliments felt nice at first, but it started getting awkward later since I am not attracted to her at all and the girl at the party I was attracted to did not give two shits about me

this would be me

>sat night at my regular bar
>go with ex bf.
>He broke up with me couple weeks ago
>mad but stay friends and stay fucking. he was lazy gains goblin anyways
>everyone at the bar complenting me on my weight loss, saying legs good great too
>been hitting the weights hard + 30 min to hour of cardio a day, depending on if a lift day or not
>ex agrees with them
>suddenly decides he wants me to "train" him at his apartments gym
>ive been offering since March
>meeting him when he gets out of work and he's finally going to workout

I don't know, call me whatever you want, but most of these mire threads are full of bullshit. I mean that most of the greentexts that state "I've been lifting for X months" are fictional since you can't get "big" muscles in couple months unless you juice yourself up. If you're trying to make a believable story then for gods sake, don't use this line "wow user, you've gotten BIIIG", because it's stupid. I would understand if you fags were lifting for over a year, then yes, I could believe that, but not with 3 month lifting...

Solid chuckle

from my experience, you don't need to have big muscles to get complimented, just a visible amount of muscle definition, which is possible in a few months if you aren't too fat or a complete skelly
i've been told the "you've gotten big" thing and i'm still a dyel faggot

ah ye and here is another one (recently getting sooo many daily):

>crush i know for years infront of me
>looking at me all the time
>suddenly she looks into my eyes and tells me to turn around
>i 360 quick
>tells me i got " a bit" of an ass
>she seemed really nervous talking to me, playing with hair etc which she normally never/rarely does.

it's finally paying off ya cunts 3 strong mirins on 1 day

listen you autist, i'm training active for 4 months and only put around 20lbs on (most of it muscles) and i get so many mires by people saying i got "big"

even started getting mired by people i don't know / people that don't know i lift

just cuz u don't get complimented, doesn't mean these stories are fake

you just said the same thing twice in two ways

you're implying his action here will have a meaningful consequence in the long run on whether or not future people return the money in wallets or not, which is not true

also, if nobody knows about it, how can anyone follow his example here?

>Go out with ma buddies
>Havin a smoke outside they decide to go in
>I stay outside and talk to a guy I met a year ago
>This gurl starts to kick an empty beer cup through my leggs
>Nope.jpg
>Block that shit outta no where
>Grill looks surprised
>Comes up to me and starts to feel my arms
This shit aint much but it's the only thing I've gotten so far so i gues im making progress