See the pathetic advice for getting girls on this board

>see the pathetic advice for getting girls on this board
>"Go to salsa dancing!!!"
>going to interest clubs you have no interest in to dodge the middle aged women and conapicuously lech over the 2 attractive women out of 30 is a viable strategy
>Online dating
>Even tinder is 60 % men

Face it, if you're not going on nights out with the bros then YOURE FUCKED.

>inb4 women at work

If you work anywhere other than the media or fashion and there's a significant number of women who work with you, you're a failure.

Yep pretty much actually, the first 2 are retarded ideas tinder isnt so bad haha

get a hobby loser

People try to overcomicate getting women because they don't really want to admit that it comes down to one thing you can't control.

Looks.

You either have them or you don't. If you don't you're fucked and there's nothing you can do about it except accept the fact that your sex life will be mediocre at best.

Besides the type of men that get women are the ones that don't obsess over it 24/7. They sense that desperation.

You're a faggot for not recognizing the greatest piece of advice Veeky Forums has to offer: lift and get aesthetic. Literally the only way to get grills. Tinder should be used in conjunction with lifting, otherwise no strategy is ever gonna work.

At least acknowledge it is a vicious cycle.

You're right. Out with the bros is the best way. But for those of us with no bros, the best option honestly is cold pickup in non threatening locations. Girl at the retail counter in a department store, library. It helps though if she shows some kind of indication of interest first. You just gotta capitalize on those opportunities. It's a rough world out there brah. No man ever got a knockout from a dating site. You just have to put yourself out there. And yeah, I never got the hobby thing. The things I find cool/interesting I don't see as things were pretty girls would be found.

>besides the type of men that get women are the ones that don't obsess over it 24/7. They sense that desperation.

Fucking this. Same reason guys in relationships always end up getting hit on.

I turn down girls all the fucking time. Just the other day. I had to physically remove the hottest grill at the party from my lap.

And she just kept coming back

thanks for sharing :) x

Has no one besides myself had any luck with online dating?

>Go on tinder
>Semi selective (swipe right 75% of the time)
>Only matches are bots
>Fuck it, swipe right 100% of the time
>Complete land whales are getting swiped right too
>Not even getting bot matches anymore

Fuck this gay earth
(Too self conscious to post a pic here but I scored "hot" on howhot.io and I'm sitting at 15% bf)

>online dating

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no thanks

I work for the government and get paid pretty damn well.

Our agency is about 500 people and maybe 30 men.

But I manage the finances and am at the top, so yea the plebs who work down below have it bad.

>lift and get aesthetic. Literally the only way to get grills.
>mfw newfags actually believe this

If you have to actively seek out women you're sad.

Do what you like, make moves on girls you like.

>can't get girls
>calling people with jobs failures

Yeah exactly. I get hit on a ton because I'm faithful.

Girls want what they can't have.

>Being a dyel fag and posting this

Lmao you pathetic fuck. Try picking up some weights.

>>"Go to salsa dancing!!!"
>tfw i was actually going to try this
what should i do instead? i don't have any friends to go out at night with

;_;

I have a 1350 total at 200lb, bitch boy. I've been lifting when you were just your uncle's boy toy.

Money/Status > Face > Body. Everyone over the age 15 knows this.

you the type of nigga that eats pizza

=)

Managed to land a gf at 18 while being ugly and dyel. I only had height and no fear of rejection on my side.

Going out with Bros is a waste of time though unless someone knows where a party is going on. It's stictly just for chilling, It's better to hunt alone when you're searching booty.

I do a lot of volunteering. Reading to kids, helping out at animal shelters, church kitchens. I meet a lot of good girls and a lot of high school/college girls trying to get community creds. And not to be cliche, but helping out makes me happy.

poof

Going out with bros is the best if you are 25 and have you shit together + noob gains or more. I get mired pretty often at nightclubs/bars by qts.

I am that type of nigga brah.

>tfw live in suburbs
>all volunteer places run 9-5 on weekdays
>i have a fulltime job
>places open on weekends, like hospitals have waiting lists and require personal references
how do you even find volunteer positions

The church is like that too, places like hospitals have that because it's usually people that are going into healthcare and want to see how the workplace is that goes for those.

Ones I go to have orientations every month I think. After orientation you just go in whenever you have time. I read once a week and everyday after work at the shelter.

I can tell most of you guys are degenerates here so I'll share something I used to do. Find a sex addicts anonymous group in your area. Not a place to find a gf, but if one night stands are what you're into.

Let me tell you guys how to get women. Stop caring so much, and relax.

I bet a lot of you worry about saying the wrong thing or fucking up. Once you stop caring if you get laid or get a gf or not, pussy will come to you like apples falling from a tree.

Women can smell desperation and neediness like it's a rancid shit. Nothing crusts up a pussy more. Just be chill and confident.

Try browsing aesthetics threads instead of power lifting. Fatty. I have otter+ and girls fall into my lap.

post pic of yourself

Do it and then go to salsa clubs and get hot latin women retard. You're not supposed to date in the class though if shit happens there then cool.

This. I'm a 7/10 on my best day but I still get approached by women because I'm not visibly thirsty and I do what I want.

How to get women:
Every time you see an attractive woman, talk to her

and say what?
is it ok for an unattractive guy to approach a complete stranger?

i see good looking girls all the time, but don't know what to say that won't be seen as weird and creepy

Nothing honestly works, if you didnt get it without trying you wont ever get it

I cant believe at one point I even went to fucking meetup.com get togethers to try and meet people

Even college societies dont help, if you didnt make friends and get numbers on the first day you wont

The worst part is coming to terms with the truth that youll die a virgin

Tinder works fine unless you are autistic and your profile is full of sonic pictures

yes, and with tinder.

Sounds good then I guess. The last time I was dating there was no tinder so I just stuck to OkCupid and got very lucky.

>just dont care bro
>Don't obsess over it 24/7. They sense that desperation
>Bro I still get approached by women because I'm not visibly thirsty and I do what I want

Nut up and talk to cute women in public.

see

Found the virgin.

Wanna know a secret? you'll swim in pussy if you're even the slightest bit not dyel. Dress decently, and come across as calm and confident. Bonus if you have a tan.

Keep blaming ur genetics, or you can work to improve urself.

tried, no success at all

Haha, WHAT?

If someone on here advised me to go salsa dancing, I would feel like I'm being cryptically propositioned by a member of some underground gay society.

>be 30

>everyone married or settled down

>noone to do stuff with

>all I do is lift

why live

only thing keeping me sane is the gym. how the fuck do you meet people after school is done?

shit seems impossible. im in the best shape of my life yet I cant put it to good use socially.

>Things that never happened at my party
The post

and it sounds like you gave up. No wonder you failed, you never truly believed in yourself.

every time threads like these pop up, I'm gobsmacked at how autistic Veeky Forums really is.

do you guys never go outside? have you not seen the hordes of 5/10 men with 8/10 gfs?

sure, [FACE], [FRAME] & [HEIGHT] will make getting girls much easier for you. I won't deny that. If you're average or below, it's going to be a lot of work. You're going to have to deal with hundreds of rejections, even at the end of your journey to confidence. That's just how it is.

But after a while, you start to get it. You're more relaxed, calmer and smoother. Girls will pick up on this. And 1 in 20 rejections will become a success.

Still, most of you fags prefer the 2-3 attempt approach, before retreating to your room and fapping to cuck porn. This rustles my jimmies, not because I give a shit about you, but because you then come to fit, teary eyed and dick in hand, and spread bullshit about how it's iMPOSSIBLE to get women unless you're 10/10 facial aesthetics chad, which is simply untrue. Take it from me bros - I haven't 'made it' in the fit sense and my genetics are truly shit-tier, but god damnit, I fuck hot women.

To those of you who haven't given up and are prepared to put in some work, go forth unto endless pussy. And i guarantee at some point before you reach your destination, you'll start enjoying your journey.

why would a girl like me?

>no face, frame or height
>no friends
>average income
>not interesting
>not funny, no exciting stories
what do i need to do in order to get a gf?

It's your attitude. Everyone else is just as boring as you.

>I cant believe at one point I even went to fucking meetup.com get togethers to try and meet people

lol I remember I considered this in my first year of uni but was too scared in the end plus most people on it seemed way older

>Even college societies dont help, if you didnt make friends and get numbers on the first day you wont

yeah societies are useless (UNLESS you join one from day one and form a group of friends). I got people's numbers in the first few weeks, I was just too retarded to realise you've gotta initiate shit after that. Coming to the end of my second year now and, excluding my three housemates, I literally have like one friend.

Just go to places and talk to people. Places like the produce aisles in the grocery store to meet MILFS and cardiobunnies, and go to the library to meet intellectual types.
Always be doing something yourself and then ask them for help with making a decision on something like what carrots would be best to buy. Then you can be just like me and fuck some guys mom on the reg.

Any advice for dating multiple women at the same time without getting caught. Also how to avoid catching feels for a girl who is clearly wrong for you?

>talk to people in produce aisles
>meet people at the library

Guess why it works? Women buy groceries. Most men won't be caught dead in the produce section. Housewives go in and out of that area all day long. You can literally walk in to a busy supermarkets produce section at any time of day and spot a MILF or cardiobunny.

>can't get grills
>dodge grills

how many people want to be talked to at these places?
how many people, including under 30 girls, go to libraries anymore

and how do you talk to girls when there are other people around?
>be me
>go to a small hipster store in the mall
>had a bunch of good looking girls in one small place (like 20x15 feet)
>but also a few guys there
how would i even chat someone up when there are other people around who are probably listening to the autist talk to a stranger

The easiest way is just to be honest, not necessarily about dating other women, but about the fact that you're not interested in exclusivity.

The problem is that you're worried about what other people want, rather than what you want.

You place greater value on their opinions, rather than your own.

And honestly, nobody really would even care if they overheard you chatting a girl up. They are too concerned with their own business anyways.

Most girls would be thrilled to have some guy chat them up. And they will let you politely know if they don't want to be talked to. It's really not the end of the world if that happens too. Just try again.

CONFIDENCE

literally the only thing you need to get women. In one post you've already showed my the extent of your deep insecurity.

How do you get confidence? First, you fix the things you can fix.

> No face frame or height? Can't fix.
> No friends? Can fix, but difficult. Still, it's possible.
> Average income? Irrelevant. Having money might make it easier to pull some girls, but is that really the type of girl you're trying to pull?
> Not interesting? This is your opinion. there are many things about you that you can't see past your own insecurity. Still, picking up a hobby, or joining a club or two can't hurt.
> Not funny, no exciting stories? Opinion. You can probably make the average girl laugh. It's not difficult, you don't need to be a comedian. And you'll learn how to do this with practice.

Once you've finished fixing all the things you CAN control, then you get out there. Talk to 100 women, and at the end, it's literally impossible to fear talking to women anymore because you're so used to it. Once you're used to it, you can behin getting good at it.

Good luck my friend, you can make it if you put the work in. I'll be rooting for you.

yes, off of okcupid (pls don't bully). have been married for two years.

this is the best advice in this fucking thread, jesus. you miss out if you just don't fucking try.

if you cant even hold a conversation all attempts are pointless

wow you're really looking for every excuse to NOT make it

that's like saying if you can't do something at a master level then you might as well not even do it.

you "attempt" to have a conversation, you fuck it up, and then you use your brain and learn what to fix. you do this a bunch then conversations become easier.

it's really not this hard. it makes me wonder what runs through some of your guy's brains sometimes.

thanks for the advice

>And honestly, nobody really would even care if they overheard you chatting a girl up.
really? they might laugh at my attempt since i'm autistic
i'm not a good looking guy with social skills

> No friends? Can fix, but difficult. Still, it's possible.
how though?

>You can probably make the average girl laugh
i have never made anyone laugh

i do want to become more interesting though

fuck girls....
how do I get bros to eat pizza with.

unless you're ugly and/or poor

This.
How do I into bro?

>on the verge of looking good
>some uglier girls hit on me but i turn them down
>prettier girls accept me and don't turn me down but never are turned on by me
>i'll manage to get her number but if i ask if they wanna meet up they always are "busy" or doin something else, they are nice to me but never interested
>i don't want the girls that want me, the girls i want don't want me

Should i just give up on pursuing the good life and give in to mediocrity?

supply and demand. you want a new mercedes that costs 100k$ but you have 10k$

Be honest
Be loyal
Be fun (i.e. a drinker)

There, you're a bro.

Just hang out with a girl who you know from one of your classes on a study date at her house or dorm. Wear an old hoodie that you don't mind losing. During your study date take it off and leave it in an open area. Leave and wait a day. If she let's you know you left the hoodie behind, you're in the friendzone. If she doesn't say anything its because she's keeping it. She's keeping it because she likes you.

Bam. Instant pussy tester for my college bros.

Also it helps if you worked out in the hoodie or worked up a sweat in it a bit, or wore your favorite cologne.

The smell will make her want to get rid of it more if she thinks of you as a friend. She'll want to keep it more if she likes you. It's a better way to confirm things!

You confuse me, does that mean i have to take a loan or save up for the mercedes? Or rather that i either have the choice of driving a toyota or to not drive at all?

1) drive a toyota like everybody else and pretend better cars don't exist. makes you happy if you have the right mindset or uhappy if you don't
2) take a loan you can never pay, you'll lose the mercedes sooner or later
3) try saving up for the mercedes only to realize it's a waste of time
4) try getting to a higher level of income. doable but hard

How would i improve myself further? I'm already working out, dress normal, groom myself etc.
It's not like i'm a disgusting slob but i just lack the right jawline and symmetry to be a beautiful man.