He doesn't go swimming with his high test girlfriend

post her ass

She got a head like a worn out air force one

?

also

>he still hasn't posted his high test gf yet

>lol look I have a moustache XDDDDDDD

I'm saying, her head looks like worse than a busted up air force one.

How so?

>petite nose, eyes, head shape
>naturally rosy cheeks, etc

...

We're supposed to be fawning over your negress kinky haired bitch?

>getting this defensive over not having a high test gf

Spot the virgin

>kinky hair
>high test
Try again m8

pool's closed lol

>being an autist virgin
>high test

i cant swim and dont intend to learn it. Water is not a natural element to be in for humans

must be black

There are separate timings for men and women at the pool.

>go swimming
>get mired by almost everyone
>men tend to be friendly and ask for advice
>that full on homo guy who keeps looking at you will your eyes meet and then greets you with a big smile
>woman just look a lot, especially at your crotch
>some weird girl from that swims as a sport challenges me to a race, win obviously
>she continues to talk to me, obsessive nature
>just being friendly but she thinks she has a shot at me

>changing after swimming I hear a girl ask the guy she went with if he saw that guy with that incredible body
>guy answers visibly upset

more OT
Fat girls float, they dont swim

OP here

Feels good man

>those Germany trunks
>that DYEL body
>trying to show off your ugly GF
LITERALLY KEK
why'd you even post here, faggot?

Is this what people think is an incredible body?

Maybe I don't look as shit as I think I do

This thread is so funny it's giving me an erection.

cuck

Only one that thought ops girl in the first pic was pretty cute?

It's a shitpost, but it's a good one.

lmao

>Hasn't posted any pics of himself or his girlfriend yet

I remember when I was 12. Reported for underage

Jesus christ

>That girl
>Ugly
OP is DYEL, but you're a dumb cunt if you don't think she's cute as fuck. Especially with those freckles. Is she mixed race, OP? I'm Mulatto and have similar features to hers in certain areas.

Looks like /pol/ is leaking.
>sees picture of a girl that's probably 1/4 black
>FUCKING NIGNOG ETC
Yall will never make it.

I wasn't referring to your girl, I'm sure she can swim just fine.
What I mean is that I'm out of pocket for an iPad Pro and an Otterbox Defender case for it, plus the rental fee for the swimming pool, just because I wanted to teach my brown waifu to swim.

lol, you guys are pretty funny sometimes

Post dog

saw this on normiebook tfw no high test gf

Well for a start my gf is low test and the closest swimming pool near me isn't in walking distance

gross, seriously

mama nooooooooooooo

t. butthurt nigger

>wide back, unshapely arms, pigeon chest, small calves, small legs, barely wide hips, muffin top
yes, truly a magnificent specimen

post a pic of her ass you fucking race traitor

Mmm i bet those juicy lips would feel good around my cock

See you in your next tfwnogf thread on r9k :)

never even visited r9k

don't really know how disliking your nignog culture and dindu nuffin attitude relates to being a turbo autist

hell, I'm european even but you us niggers truly are trash

>randomly sperging out over nothing, getting everything in your post wrong

virgin confirmed

has one man ever been more defensive on the internet

Careful user your autism is showing

what exactly is wrong about my post ?

and I responded to you, I didn't bring race up first

Nobody talked about anything about dindu culture or anything. It's almost like you meant to post on /pol/ but had a brain spasm and posted it here

I called a guy a butthurt nigger, he responded by saying I'm an autist, I responded by justifying my dislike for niggers

implying i'm brave enough to take off my shirt off next to a qt3.14 :(
being fat in my teens (6'2" ~300lbs) and having strechmarks all over my body is really f. w/ me
how can i overcome this fear? i think it's mostly in my head, as my body isn't that kind of a ruin it used to be
> pls halp

Shout-out to the user going around calling everyone a virgin who doesn't praise his average-looking waifu. I was going to make fun of him for being such an insecure pussy, but then I noticed how rustled Anonymous' jimmies are getting from "u r virgin" and decided he's the hero we need.

This thread is shit btw.

no1 cares about stretch marks, if you don't have loose skin you're fine

>implying you did any of that
yuroniggers everyone

I'll genuinely never understand this. Idk if you're shitposting but I'll ask anyway, why hate on a group of people base on generalized assumptions? You're literally hating poeple you don't even know without any reason whatsoever except 'all niggers and their fucking culture". Like, that makes no sense to me. Hate on them for what? Hate on individuals for what? Explain to me? Like you would just randomly hate on a black person you see walking by you? Without knowing single thing about them? That's crazy man.

>inb4 'nigger detected'
For the record I'm a 30 year old white male

>that hairline
>that everything

Don't miscegenate, kids.

>Swimming

>High test
Jesus user, why do you want to make high test girls MORE whale-like?!

Can someone fill me in on this test meme

Testosterone = male = body mass

u srs?
when i lean forward i have loose skin on my belly, so ...

How is doing cardio going to make a woman more whale-like?

If i had a gf id go swimming with her just to get to see her in a bikini, cant get enough of that

That girl however...jesus. This guys dog looks better than her

high test = fat chicks
Fat chick in water = whale

shit taste detected

crime statistics, welfare statistics, iq scores
these aren't assumptions

I wouldn't even care about it if they kept to themselves, but instead we have this bullshit that all ethnic groups are equal in every aspect and all this crying about police brutality and racism

I don't hate every black individual, it's just that there's a way higher % of blacks that I hate compared to asians or whites

I give all people a chance to earn my respect but I'm not surprised when a person of an ethnic group that is over represented in every negative statistic doesn't

spectrumofadistantdream.tumblr.com/tagged/me

what now, trap loving fags?

the average woman and man of my age group (millenials) looks like utter shit

don't stress about it too much

Do I look black to you dumbass?

fuck off tripfag

>shit taste detected
No need to get salty bro, just means less competition for you
By the looks of her youll be having none so thats good

beta bitch OP shilling for his oneitis ITT

Does it look like I have a pound sign anywhere? No?
>Kys you fucking kissless virgin

Um...no? most millenial males look awesome, are in great shape and are pretty tall
Source: made a fake girl dating profile and waited for messages

im black and that girl is ugly

sage for cancer thread

no idea where you live but here that certainly isn't the case, people that look like complete shit can still look decent in clothes

>being this jelly

Post twink boipussy

>those under eye bags
Would friendzone

>coalburning

Acting like you would be able to attract a girl anyways.

UGH RACEMIXING IS SO GROSS
NOTHIUNG IS MOE BEAUTFIUL THAN A PURE WHITE WOMEN

Enjoy your divorce and feminism

>implying black girls are any better
nignog, plz

>women
lul

Ill be enjoying my robot waifu soon you flesh loving scum.

I'm saying that you're an autist that's likely going to get cuck'd in a divorce when a girl finally settles for you lol

>OMG SO HIGH TEST CHECK OUT THESE FACE SHOTS
>STEY JELLY GUISE
Kys OP.

how is this Veeky Forums related

>implying you wont
>Implying id get married
If you want to lose half your shit you can just give it to me right now, i wont have sex with you either but atleast i wont nag you for years before you lose your stuff
Come on man, be smart

She would just get raped by the refugees, all they do is hang out at the public bathhouse, raping and molesting anything female. The afghans are the worst.

my woman is going to have 3-5 kids with me in a marriage that'll last 60+ years. We talk about it all the time.

OP here by the way. Get to my level son

retards

NEETs don't really get married

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