He fell for the "shower every day meme"

I never use shampoo anymore because it destroys your hair.

>redditor is a greasy-ass neckbeard
color me surprised
you might as well fall for the "no shampoo" meme

>white people
>unclean

Choose 1

>Pantera
Dropped you racist swine

Mfw I fell for the no shampoo and conditioner meme for a long time.

Never again.

>t. NEET

Oh fuck me I love that soap but I cannot justify spending $5 for a bar. I just can't.

i fell for it too
my hair must have smelled like fucking shit goddam

that thing is expensive bro

lol fuck off you dark skinned nigger pajeet looking ass spic.

Suck my dick Phil you fat nazi

Americans are dirtier. You niggas dont even trim you armpits and balls.

Come on OP, do you really want some impressionable autist to fall for this and make themselves even more repulsive?

>implying bathing hasn't gone in and out of style in white countries
>implying stinky hippies and smelly unwashed weeb populations aren't comprised mostly of whites
>implying that in the east and even savages in the new world didn't bathe in fresh water regularly

the plague wouldn't have spread as much as it did if they weren't so filthy.

I hope no one ever has to suffer you in the future.

>I don't work out and I've never worked hard in my life the thread

You smell OP and everyone around you can smell it. Even if you don't exert yourself you smell, and if someone touched you, you'd feel gross and greasy.

Everyone I know that doesn't shower everyday or every other day (and more) smells terrible. And anti perspirant is a retarded suggestion when it clogs your pores and your underlying point is to not do that though you're too stupid to realize it

What's the appeal of pine soap?? Never heard of it and just started to google it but haven't come across an unbiased review yet.

God some people on here are stupid.

PLEASE SHOWER EVERY DAY. Especially if you are going to the gym or doing any physical activity. You will smell like shit.

It's pricey when you look at it as a bar of soap buy when you replace your shampoo, conditioner, face wash and shaving cream with that one $5 bar the cost isn't so bad.

You can get it cheaper from different brands or even make your own.

Are you not reading? You're oily because you shower too much. Society and commercial products scare us into over showering. It's a waste of water, and bad for your skin.

If you bathe less, with less harsh soap, you produce LESS oil. Your body WANTS you to have a covering of oil, which soaps remove entirely. Your body then panics and says it has to produce more oil to compensate.

You still wash if you get sweaty or exercise. And deoderant should be applied daily.

But if you're just laying around the house you likely don't need to shower. Most people can easily adjust to every other day showering. Or even less. Change gradually. Try it.

If you genuinely thought you were clean you would go out on a "non shower day"

Filthy pelbian.

Oil is not the only thing your body produces. There is sweat and all kinds of smaller dirt parts that get on your skin during the day.
Yes, you can use deodorant on your armpit and feet, but
>You still wash if you get sweaty or exercise.
the rest of your body still produces sweat - even if you're not working or exercising, for example when you're asleep. You can't not sweat, even if it's a little bit, and those little bits add up during 24-48 hours and smell regardless

The people who do this don't realize how greasy their skin and hair are. Plus they smell.

My brother does this out of laziness and so does his materialistic girlfriend. I wouldn't call them clean, nor do they look clean, smell clean, or feel.

So much better

who here /drbronners/

I shower every two days

it's the smartest thing to do

Ayy I do but I use it to mix with neem oil for muh tomatoes

Of all my years of living, I have not met a single person who doesn't shower everyday.
I met this one indian girl who took baths but didn't use soap or anything.... her and her whole house was pretty smelly though

I've dropped a lot of habits for the bodies natural fix (shampoo for example) but not showering daily is where I draw the line.

I feel disgusting and greasy on days I don't shower.

>shower about once a week
>never get any remarks about my hygiene because I don't do a lot of excersizing
>shampoo and conditioner with dollar a bottle shit.
>hair is flawless, skin is soft, hair is thick.
shit is EZ. literally being lazy is the way to go.

Well, I sweat like a mofo and fuck literally every day. So I really have to shower daily.

lol, you talk as if people shower every hour. Im pretty sure if your body can adapt to no shower then it can adapt to showering once a day you dumb shit.

>literally being lazy is the way to go

more like

>literally just start summer and have about a month before i got back to the 6th grade

>Maybe plan your non-shower days for when you don't have to go out.
>when you don't have to go out
>damn when the fuck do I get a day like that

>this
This board sometimes is ridicolous; filled with people who go out like once a month and try everything they can to look best in that day.
I work 8 hour a day, get in the office by bike, goes to the gym every other day and fuck with gf everyday, going out for dinner or drink very often and sharing bed with gf at night.
if you really think it's possibile to not shower once or twice a day you must be a neet. Buy some fucking hydrating cream skin, apply it after shower, use as much as natural products and stop with these bullshit.

Yeah I said this when the autist posted the same thread on r9k but he kept arguing with me for no reason.

>Maybe plan your non-shower days for when you don't have to go out

stopped reading there

The worst smelling white people I've ever come across still smell better than the best smelling niggers and pajeets

I can somewhat believe this

During exam times my personal routine goes to shit, but the benefit is that i shower less than normal. My dry skin and eczema problems go away the longer i go without a shower

same can be said of when i go to music festivals. after 6 days of no showering + sunlight and all that jazz, skin looks fucking glowing

I would PANTEAR that pussy apart.

These posts always piss me off. I'm not some grease bucket, I'm slim etc But after about two days my hair starts getting oily and I feel gross. If you have thin hair and don't sweat a lot go for it.

Bullshit.

While I was NEETing my life away i used to shower only twice a week for years. My hair was a mess with dandruff and i could probably fry chicken on my skin with so much oil. I even went further and showered just once every 15 days for a while, it was pretty bad.
I'm talking a period of almost 7 years doing this shit.

My skin only got better when i changed hot showers for lukewarm showers and started taking 5-10 minutes showers daily.

The only thing you're right about is
>Invest in a good conditioner.
>When you get out of the shower, apply moisturizer while you skin is still damp
>If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning
>You will still have to wash your face daily

Don't use shampoo every day, my dandruff disappeared when i started shampooing every other day, on the days off i just use a good conditioner.

I bet you wipe your ass with your left hand, don't you...

>white people: the thread

found the unwashed neckbeard

nice girl though

Nigga what? My balls are pristine smooth and my pits a manageable length.

Fuck off Pajeet

If you're showering every day then you're not training hard enough

How do you talk to women?

jesus fucking christ this is exactly why I hate europeans who visit our country they smell worse than fucking pajeet in the gym. pajeet smells like fucking curry while europeans smell like sweat and body odor especially when you ride public transport.

at least americans have the decency to shower everyday but jesus fucking christ you europeans are disgusting and this is coming from a third world dweller fucking bathe everyday you disgusting fuck

I work a manual labor job. When I come home, I'm dirty, smelly and feel disgusting. I'll stick to showering twice a day

white people are literally the smelliest fuckers in our country and I live in a third world country europeans are the worst when it comes to hygiene.

even tribes and hobo's have the decency to fucking bathe in the river for fucks sake lad

You should use a facial scrub rather than soap or shower gel if you want to preserve some natural oil in your skin and prevent acne.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

...

i actually made a trip to france last year and the dude sitting next to me had the most bitter smelling pits ever. I can't believe i sat through that shit

If I don't wash myself after working out I'll get a 10th grade level acne breakout all over my neck and back.

Plus I spend several hours a day hunched over industrial detergent and trays full of grease. You can't not wash that shit off every day.

>Don't jump in the shower as soon as you get greasy.

jesus you must be disgusting

kys my man tbqh senpai lads

jesus christ you just verbatim copied patrick bateman with no quotations and tried to play it off as your own. autism detected

I've got thin hair and tried the "wash it every other day" meme, it looked like I was balding because it got all shiny and matted after just a day. Even if I wash it at night and hit the gym in the morning I usually wear a beanie because it's so gross-looking after being slept on.
I've probably got oilier hair than most and I'm sure some people can get away with every other day but I'm still convinced it's a trick to make people look disgusting for a few days before they realize they've been had

Fuck off faggot. You posted the same shitty bait in /r9k/ this morning. Either that or your harvesting (you)s like that faggot you are. Either/or, fuck off.

Sorry m8, but you failed to realize that it was a joke and you're probably an aspie.

All that text and not a single source

It's posted in nearly every skin/hair care thread, you candy-ass

I hate this meme.

>smell like you haven't showered in 2 days at all times because if you shower every day you'll smell worse after going 2 days without showering

If you can't even motivate yourself to wash everyday you're never going to make it.

Shower after you sweat for whatever reason. I'd think (hope) most serious Veeky Forumsizens are working out daily when they can so just use gentle, moisturizing soap and non-drying shampoo/conditioner. The 'shower less' idea is ok I guess for NEETS or office workers who don't work out much and just hang out in air conditioned places?

literally hipster: the post

back2reddit

lurk more

>I like browsing r/skincareaddiction

And you opinion is now worthless.

This

I remember when I was falling for the /nopoo/ meme. Then I realized my hair and skin looked fucking gross and I stank

>If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning

dont fucking do this for fucks sake
antiperspirants contain aluminium-salts which basically completely block your pores so you don't sweat

this is extremely bad for you skin and you should use antiperspirant only if you can't avoid it

I had the same thing, greasy hair after one day. If I didn't shower right before bed I'd have it every morning. The longer my hair the worse it got, so it was alright right after a haircut.
It stopped being so bad after I went on Accutane though. I guess it killed a good amount of the oil production up there too, so it takes longer for it to become greasy now. It was an unexpected but welcome side effect.

peppermint masterrace

fuck, this actually makes sense. I always shower my arms at least, and they have a lot of pimples on my body

>dont use soaps, theyre harsh
>use an antiperspirent tho!

Kill yourself

You are not going to post this high test qt in a pantera shirt and not tell us her name.

I see what you did here. Thank you, thank you good sir.

I thought these were just organic shampoos wtf else do you use it for.

>your body wants more oil
>the oil bacteria thrive in

Have fun with your acne bros. I'll take my slightly dryer skin and clear complexion, without smelling like ass.

I'm not kidding when I tell you that you can replace basically every soap and cleaning product in your house with this stuff

laundry, soap, shampoo, floor cleaner, sink cleaner, shower cleaner, some people even use it in lieu of toothpaste

>wants to have wrinkled skin by 35

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're clearly already handling that.

>missing my point this bad

I'd tell you to kill yourself but your brain is clearly handling that.

Excuse you. So I can clean my toilet and swig some as mouthwash? Can I season my chicken breasts with this aswell?

actually, yes, it's like 70% olive oil

Doc pls...

Thank you le epic sir xd you made my le day hats off to you sir

WTF is wrong with your skins, sempais... I used to spend 15 days without showering and my skin was never "oily". Maybe my hair, but never my skin.

>hurr durr kill yourself

Great argument d00d. Enjoy the skin cancer :^)

you, i like you