Fictional Goal Body

Fictional Goal Body

>tfw you cant be saiyan unless you roid hard
>tfw trunks most underrated saiyan

> goku
> 5'8"
Going super manlet

He's gonna return soon,m8

>trunks
>saiyan

He's a half breed mongrel

But also a manlet
>5'7'' teen, 5'10 adult
SSJ4 Goku yo, 6'11'' and aesthetic as fuck.
Goin for that Joseph mode though
>195cm, 97kg of muscle

>5'9'' end of og db
Ya know he's at least 6'0'' right? Considering Gohan is 5'9''

How do I achieve Monkey mode?

>implying half breeds weren't the best

>yfw literally not a monkey god
>yfw would trade height for trunks aesthetics any day

SS+GOMAD

I DON'T THINK IF UCKING BELIEVE YOU BRO

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Dude's arms are bigger than his legs, you'd have to run SS upside down.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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> under rated
Dude's fucking useless.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>tfw nobody wants to disregard females in order to make legendary gains and become the ultimate aesthetic as fuck raging lanket
You all disappoint me

well, Frank Yang did.. At least after he got cheated on kek

Majin Vegeta had the best physique.

>inb4 manlet

Already one step closer to my dream

>those delts
>That v-taper

I wonder who frank got cucked by
>Not not wanting to be the rich piano of dbz
C'MON!

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>the the character you like the most is Yamcha

At least I'm rich and not a manlet.

according to him his gf was out clubbing and grinding on "some beta asian males", implying he is alpha...

Shit this was meant for

Awaken my masters!

>Implying he's alpha
Jeff pls go

>not marrying into that tech Briefs money.

you mean underrated manlet

he's 5'8.5, meaning he's 5'8, meaning he's turbomanlet, meaning he's missing the HEIGHT. you can't be alpha without all 3 of the, you know..

Who needs height when you have best grill?

Still my one and only goal body

motherfucker was beta as fuck. He was forced into peer pressure (he shaved his head to look like master Roshi), he was dead during half DBZ and he is basically fucking a robotic sex doll, what is this a fuckin /r9k/ browser?

Yea brolys physique is a lil too much im trying to make bitches cum and be in awe

Soon...soon....

shoo shoo mentally ill trappy-fag, you forgot your trip.

Nah, just a recovering fat grill trying to improve myself

Then just go for his base form

>fat grill
pls post tittays with timestampu
NO DICKS ALLOWED

In class rn. Maybe l8r

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cmon you fookin sloot post your fat tits already, the thread is dying

>Tfw will never achieve Rudol Von Strohiem
>Tfw will never be a strong purebred Aryan.
>Tfw will never lift for the fatherland

I-it gets better, right guys?

Well 5'8'' isn't bad. It's not like being 5'4''. You can still be as strong and see almost eye level with the average man, and he's average height for singapore or w/e he's from.

goals

Man, Stroheim was based as fuck.
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD
>Blown apart by grenade
> Survives fights with vampire god
>Somehow killed by Slavs at Stalingrad

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Shouldn't be too hard to achieve.

>In class rn.
>Maybe l8r

Wow do you sound underageb&

Anyone else >>>/highschool/ here??

Half the board??

Fuck.

Is this achievable natty or do I need to be a zombie robocop?

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Is he natty?

You guys...

If you're not aiming for ssj4, you're not gonna make it

My nigga broly is the shit. Just bought the three DVD set. Too bad 6'8 and Natty will never look beefy

Oldschool doomguy. New doomguy is DYEL

>not doing handstand squats
Never gonna make it

>This nigga gets it.
New doom guy is actually old doom guy. hes just been in stasis for a long time or some weird shit.

True.

Underrated goal.

The hardest part is that no shirt will ever fit that well. The only way for a shirt to conjure to abs is if it is padded like a superman costume. Seriously check out Hollywood costume designers for marvel/dc shit. You literally have to design 5 or six different costumes to pull off all the different shots and still make the hero look good.

Toriko lives the ideal life with ideal power

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But I'm not black.

how do i into shachi mode Veeky Forums ?

How do i achieve Jotaro mode?

I'm already 6ft8

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Way too tall dude. Jotaro is like 6'3" on a good day.

Maybe you could bulk out and go for Tarkus mode or something.

I've always been a fan of ssj Vegeta, how he struggled to get that far, the drastic transformation, dat suit. nohomo though

>not going for the Greek tier Cell
fucking plebs

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Its funny how Vegeta started off closer to Krillin height and now is almost as tall as Goku.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>he shaved his head to look like master Roshi

No he didn't, he was bald before he even got to his island. Everybody in his temple was bald too

>he was dead during half DBZ

He was only dead at the end of the Frieza saga, and when Buu killed everyone. He died the same amount of times as Goku and spent less time than him dead.

He is probably the least beta character in the entire series, considering he constantly goes up against opponents several times as strong as he is and gets the shit kicked out of him just so he can help defend his planet.

he isn't bald you fucktard

Got a funny story for you.

>go to a con, cosplay as a lazy ass Z-Fighter since this cutie I was banging was all into cosplaying
>no wig, no anything to make it seem like I was Goku (which looking back, I should have got the wig)
>kids love it, bunch of people yell Goku to get my attention
>group of teens walk by, look at me funny, then start laughing
>"Dude, it's fucking Yamcha!"
>get a little upset since Yamcha gets his ass handed to him so often in the series
>realize my haircut and how I look is exactly like Yamcha in the Cell saga minus the facial scars.
>teens tell me to enter the cosplay contest
>shrug, why not?
>go on stage, try to get everyone to raise their hands for a spirit bomb (they wanted cosplayers to do a talent/show off thing)
>no spirit bomb
>yell at the crowd, "Why isn't this working? Oh no, I'm not Goku! I'm Yamcha!"
>lose contest to a fucking Deadpool cosplayer
>mfw

This shit right here. Learn hakuto shinken as well

and hes the strongest human of possibly all time. (Maybe excluding uub if you count him). He's been to worlds and planets most people will never even see.

why...why a fucking banner as a reaction image

Awaken My Masters!

Fuck my life

superior db physique

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Them forearms

Awaken my masters!

Major Armstrong

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

What even are those kind of pants? Bell bottoms?

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>all these fags who won't leave humanity behind

Never going to make it.

Night elf mode is nuts as it is.

Illidan used the skull of Gul'dan and is therefor not natty.

Giant Eren is just so lean

like and upvote if you watched this fight while listening to evanescence bring me to life

Kek nice one

>not finding other DBZ cosplayers and beating them up using your gains whilst shouting about finally getting your revenge

one day...

>not obeliskthetormentor.jpg
cmon

>ywn devote your entire being to an ideal, only to destroy your own happiness in the process

JUST