I was once strong and lean. Now I'm fat and weak. I tried going back to the gym last night...

I was once strong and lean. Now I'm fat and weak. I tried going back to the gym last night, but even the girls were stronger than me. I also noticed I had fucked up my posture. Now my right hip is hiked up higher than my left. God dammit Veeky Forums. I should just masturbate and stay home.

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G-got anymore op?

Do you think she is aware people can see inside her?

I do think that she is, to some extent.

>First i was strong
>now im fat and weak!
>kept thinking how i need to make my way back to the gym.
>and then i tried to go last night, but the girls were stronger than me
>and i noticed, noticed my posture is fucked up!

>go on now go,
>walk out the door
>my right hip hiked up higher than my left Veeky Forums i should just stay home.
>Ive got all my life to lift
>and ive got all my spunk to give
>so go now go! and just stay home! AND FAP!

> tuduu tudududu tududutududu dudu tuuu tuuhuuu tudududududuuu tuuuuuuduuuuu dududuudududududuududuuuh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Fabulous.

She has a nice bum hole.

:)

What do you think she smells like brehs?

Gym closes in 2 hours. I'm not going!!!

Sorry OP, but if girls are now stronger than you, you were never strong to begin with. You keep some of your strength, even if you stop training ("old man strength").

sweaty poop, no hair means ass hair doesn't absorbs moisture no climate control

>you were never strong to begin with.

But I could MP 1plate.

i would go to town licking that asshole right there in the park

I wanna lick her feet

No, no hair means nothing for stench to cling on to, making it easier for her to stay clean.

Probably just musky, like most clean assholes. Either musky, or nearly nothing at all.

There's always one of you SICK FUCKS in here! We're talking about licking her asshole, get out with your SICK fetish!

You disgust me.

>gets triggered by the most common fetish
>on fucking Veeky Forums
>gag

>MP

wat

>over his head

>I should just masturbate and stay home

go for it. more gains for me

Oh you mean military press, sry i'm retarded.
That's about as strong as an average girl though

>That's about as strong as an average girl though

Even strong women aren't anywhere near that, faggot. Most men cannot do it.

I'm drunk as fuck and didn't even read the whole post. sorry.

Btw, working sets of 5, obviously. 1RM? No clue. More.

this

weak bait

not bait

youtube.com/watch?v=THf2LfNlGaU

Damn I need more

but she poops from there

Fucking this.

Bait. That is 99.9th percentile.

That's okay friend.

Enjoy your booze. I know i miss it.

I think she would happily do porn if it was socially acceptable

I used to rule the world. The seas would rise when I gave the word.

Hopefully strawberries. I make my ass smell like strawberries by using strawberry shampoo on my balls, Gooch and asshole. I hope that girls do the same.

yeh