That's it. I've hit rock bottom. I literally just got stood up by a prostitute

That's it. I've hit rock bottom. I literally just got stood up by a prostitute.

Also what's the best workout for some cannon ball sized shoulders?

you should just get kianna dior as an escort

Do lateral raises until you can raise chain shot 3x50

Do overhead presses until you can press full sized cannonballs overhead

she's the one missing out on her pay. you didnt miss anything.

lateral raises, ohp, etc

Pretty desperate my nigga. Thank you for letting me appreciate my life in comparison

To be fair, if she was a reliable person she probably wouldn't be a prostitute.

Yup.

Hopefully a john killed her

You can always rely on a ho to be a ho though

I literally don't know what the fuck is up my nigga. I'm in great shape, I've been told I'm very handsome (in real life and on here) and I have the shittiest luck

I'm talking to a girl on Tinder who wants me to go for a run with her tomorrow.

I don't do cardio. I will literally run out of breath in 10 seconds. I said I didn't want to a few times but she told me I'd "like the view" of her pants

what do

Go but then overhead press her pussy onto your face instead of cardio

While YOU are texting prostitute STACY she is getting CHADS big DICK in her mouth and pussy while eating PIZZA

This is probably most accurate. Chad prob not even paying for it either

She's clever, very clever.

You know how when the female wolf is ready to find a mate, she starts running while her potential mates run after her?

She does that to weed out the weak beta bitches. Prove that you are the alpha wolf, bro.

Do whatever it takes.

stop replying shes a flake like lots of grills. Delete number. You'll know when a grill wants to really hang out

you didn't even read the post

Exactly. Find a girl you like? Act quickly, hit or miss, you'll know where you stand and you'll be better off for it.

Gotta stop glorifying pussy.

oh lol well.....my post still applies even if she wasnt a bimbo

please post pic.

maybe you're too handsome and the prostitute thinks something must be wrong with you? like you're gonna murder and eat her.

>actually meeting girls in tinder on real life
Literally how. Actually, don't tell me so I keep that shit waste of time app undownloaded and meet women the old fashioned way

Not about to get made fun of on here lol she even said some shit like "100 for an hour but since I'm cute she'll let me 2 hours "

literal gains goblin

Cant imagine fucking a ho for 2 damn hours. Tell that bitch to just give you half off

Tinder only works if you're in the right city (e.g. nyc). Otherwise, nothing beats taking a class at your local cc, joining a club / church group, or volunteering for some community shit like habitat for humanity.

Stuff like tinder, bars, clubs, etc only work if you have either amazing scene specific game or don't mind red flag problem sloots.

If cardio bunnies at the gym are any indication then girls run slow as fuck bro. You should be good, and if not then try to distract from the run as much as you can, like run ahead of her and jump out of the bushes or push her into traffic or some shit as a joke to give you a few seconds to catch your breath

If this isn't the most high test thing I've ever read I don't know what is.

>She's clever, very clever.
>as clever as an average wolf even

>jump out of the bushes or push her into traffic or some shit as a joke to give you a few seconds to catch your breath

>push her into traffic as a joke
I fucking swear, this board

>cardio kills gains meme

lol I'm imagining this as a quest where the NPC you're escorting runs just a bit too slowly and without any character

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>push her into traffic
>as a joke
The best part about this is if you were Chad enough she'd probably just scold you for a second and stay with you and let you abuse her as much as you want.

that's not the problem man

I literally do zero cardio. I could probably run for about 20 seconds straight before dying. "jog" maybe a minute?

walking up a hill makes me run out of breath

I COULD say that you should have trained for at least 3 days before running with her, but if she wants to run TOMORROW, you're fucked.

My best advice would be to eat a ton of carbs and protons an hour before doing the run. I'm talking over 1000 kcals of it.

Wolves are the master race.

>pic related.

I am sure this is far from the most autistic post on Veeky Forums ever, but I think it's one of those that are quite out there

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Happens all the time, esp. if she's an amateur. Either a double booking or she just got tired. Don't worry about it and get an escort with good reviews instead.

>Exactly. Find a girl you like?
Easy to say, impossible to do
If she has the looks, she lacks have the personality
Has the personality, lacks the looks
If against all odds she has both, she has a bf already

Well I find that running after eating little food beforehand makes me run easier and longer I started running again a while ago it was later in the day after dinner couldn't do shit compared to what I used to do. Tried later in the week running first thing in morning after just an apple ran 2 miles like a piece of piss, so eat light meals before or if it's first thing in morning just eat an apple,

LISS does actually kill gains though.

Just go to another whore. Whats the issue? She clearly wasnt available, shes a whore, not your girlfriend.

>push her into traffic or some shit as a joke

she probably had personal issues or a better offer
get a different one who's more reliable