Be squatting at the gym

>be squatting at the gym
>this guy whispers in your ear from behind
>"squats are for pussies"

What do?

>"Yeah you should try it maybe you'll get some"

>I am what I eat
>Now go back to doing monkey swings
>I mean pull ups

>shout 'GUILLOTIIIIIIIINE... YAH'

Assume he's going to assault you. Stand your ground and shoot him. Then later sell the weapon on gunbroker.com

Jon bones jones was actually doing powerlifting during his time out of the ufc prepping for his first fight

Fags with no legs go down like twigs, they're totally unimposing

also he's a manlet

Slap his ass and ask his gf what she's gonna do about it.

Throw an oblique kick as hard as I can and run

I'd laugh out loud in his face

Anyone who tries to put others down in the gym is a fucking child. Its funny when I encounter people like that that are adults yet have the mindset of a child. I was probably more mentally mature and reality oriented when I was 13 years old

weak b8

wow im proud of you guys. No BBC nigger-enabling cuckold shit in like 8 posts or so.

Good job Veeky Forums Veeky Forums

yeah he doesnt look like a skinny bitch anymore

Call him a bitch and hope he beats my ass because he already has enough strikes between the Coke and Hit-and-Run, effectively ending his MMA career and scoring me a lot of $$$.

>"have fun in the leg press machine, faggot"

I would take selfie with him then spit in a face and kick dem teeth in.

>implying I squat

"Catch"

I'd turn around and tell him running away like a bitch from a hit and run is for pussies too.

...

>Kick him directly above the knee and laugh.

>That 84.5 inch reach has nothing to do with that large diddly
Hmm....

Put on goggles then fight him knowing that I am now invulnerable to his attacks

>y-you too

The only correct reply in this entire thread.

"Does it mean you're a dick for not doing them?"

Breh he's still gonna kick the fuck out yo knees

Wtc goggles with bbc filter?

Jokes on him I only squat while wearing 6 pairs of extra tight knee wraps

He better hope he's a POG

Nice tits, buddy. You trying to look like me?

Texas castle laws got you covered

TAKKKKYONNNNNNNNN

>pick him up
>add him to my squat

he can't be more than 1pl8 m8

I say:
>you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you call me a pussy Jon Jones? Is that what you think Jon? You're so fake

Tell him he is a big bitch for ducking Cormier.

Are we pretending now?

snort some coke with him
recite some bible verses

We fin throw hands

Your tattoo's spelled incorrectly, MC Ride.

go smoke cigarettes in the gym shower

how much does jones squat

>"HAVE A SAD CUM BBY"

You think I'm going to just sit there and let you tell me squats are for pussy Jon?

Can't flimflam the zimzam

Ask him he knows trash and if he uploads trash

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Back to /pol/

Assume he's joking and laugh, because nobody actually seriously thinks that. Introduce myself and maybe make a new gym bro.

how to mc ride mode?

Call him a nigger and then pull the trigger

Nothing, because the only thing I'll be hearing is "And this is crazy, But here's my number, so call me maybe"

lmao the amount of ottermode niggers that never work legs

Its like a new stereotype

unsheathe my katana

Looking at the picture, I read this in the voice of the special olympics black guy from The Ringer

i'd probably give him a confused johnny knoxville look and go about my business

IT GOES 4x8
STAY NOIDED 1xF

Give him weak knees during his shoulder set

>is that why you're still here?

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

he got rekt by a swedish guy

Offer him some cocaine.

Then go score hookers together.

There's no niggers in my country

>Swedes fighting back against blacks
Pottery

kek

a wild cuck appears

came here to post this

Grab his crotch and tell him to follow me to the locker room

NOIDED 1xF
NOIDED 1xF
NOIDED 1xF

BECOME THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP %x%

>Pussy is for pussies.

Proceed to grab him by the glutes and violently kiss him on the dick to steal his protein.

...

>Look him dead in his unfucked half and tell him

What you know about how I fucks with it?
Fuck a bitch, blooded, got dat
Ugh! Sickness!
What's up when I'm fit to cut you dip?
This shit, that shit, you're scared to hit when it comes around
Fuck a bitch, what? Fuck a bitch
You heard what I said.

no not really

The table's flipped, now we got all the coconuts, bitch!

So that's where the "dindus got big dicks" myth comes from, they don't do squats so their dicks look bigger relative to their non-existent thighs.

It's an optical illusion.

underrated

where? any ither immigrants?

i apologize and walk the fuck away

Racism aside this is an amazing picture

UNDERRATED

AH AH AH AH AH

not really samefag, your post was bad and you should feel bad

Cucks only exist because they're insecure about their penises.

Veeky Forumsizens are too busy being insecure about their entire bodies to obsess about one part

YAH.

>BBC nigger-enabling
Do you feel that easily threatened regarding dick size?
Aww :(

He's 6'4

Jones went out to the ambulance on a stretcher looking like a mongoloid while Alex walked out like a champ.

That fucking coon can barely bench 2 pl8, pull 3, and by the looks of it squat 1 plate. His degenerate opinion means nothing

>What do?

pause mid rep in the hole, direct him to the nearest elliptical trainer and then carry on my set.

desu he has better legs than probably anyone in this thread

those sprinter nigger calves look like shit but they are goat for pretty much everything athletic

>throw him over my shoulder
>squat him for reps
>give each other brojobs in the shower

dem lips tho