How will the world of fitness improve once Hillary Clinton is elected president?

How will the world of fitness improve once Hillary Clinton is elected president?

All the women would become feminists and cut off all ties with men. Then we have no bitches to get in the way of gains. The country will never be more jacked.

> all when become feminists

God, I can't wait for this to happen. I work in the video game industry and I've been trying to convince my boss for ages to push forward a 3d porn game and waifu attachment. If Hillary becomes president and manages to fucking deliver on her promise of making all women insufferable cunts, I think we'll finally see the economic pressure needed to force corporations to give funding for waifu bots.

Feminists are already trying to ban sex bots

Hey Tomato, haven't seen you around lately, how's life?

Pretty good my man, I was taking 17 credits this semester and working so I was too busy too shitpost

Holy shit, that's a heavy course load. Well, glad to see the resident shitposter is doing well, love you bb.

Trying is not doing though. Plus "no sex bots" is way too hard to enforce; how in hell can you stop me from buying some ballistics gel, cutting a female shaped mold, then pouring myself a waifu. In addition, how are you going to stop me from building a rotary faucet enclosure and putting me dick in it?

the US will become germany

look at how merkel fucked them up, lol

Do you think the motivations for her to get that presidential election is just so she can cuck Bill back?

She'll redistribute your gains to tumblrinas, minorities, & Californians

Yeah it was some shit but I got thru it

Thanks mate

email security and encryption will be banned to stop her from looking bad, so we'll get to see all the emails from pro bodybuilders about what they're on

How will the world of Veeky Forumsness improve once tripfags are banned?

>Hilldog takes 2016
>nation still sad that minority sold out the people, maybe women will be different
>status quo enforced
>people realize money/power > gender solidarity
>"b-but hill was supposed to make it all better"
>waves of jaded women desperately search for meaning after being forsaken by their prophet
>frustration grows as they realize they have no fucking clue what they want
>welcome to the dawn of the nu-female

>tfw would gladly cuck Bill
Shit for the right amount of hush money no pussy is outta the question

ugh, sad to see you're back, you are unquestionably the worst tripfag I've ever come across.

*spits in your face*

You still browse /pol/ Tomato-kun?

Nah, it got filled with edgy /b/ tards

Hillary and Trump will win their respective nominations. Republicans, even those who hate Trump, will rally together because they think anything is better than Hillary. He will pull in most swing voters and almost all moderate, centrist conservatives because, y'know, Hillary.

All the enthusiastic, young liberals will stay home on election day because they're so disillusioned that mass media never gave Sanders a realistic shot at the nomination. College students rarely turn out to vote anyway, and they're even less likely to turn out for this election now that their nominee isn't on the ballot. Voter apathy yet again dooms the dems.

Trump will win.

>Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America

>voting for a criminal

>implying it wasn't always that way
:^)

Between May 23 and May 25th Trump led in national polling, by 0.2%.

Literally every other day of the campaign he's trailed Hillary.

By Comparison, Trump is polling worse than both Romney and Mcain were in '08 and '12, who even if they trailed in general, there were still periods there where they led.

You might be thinking "You're using Biased data" but I'm not, I'm using RCP's polling average, which is actually more favourable to Trump than most other polling averages, because they don't use online polls in which Millennials are more likely to answer. According to say, Huffpost pollster there has literally not been a single day of the campaign where he has led Hillary.

lol I'm taking 24 units right now. Pls kill me.

explain this nu-female concept please, i'm interested.

And what will the nu-female be like? I can't imagine they'd be any worse than the current SJW cunts that populate America

All this polling data is coming from a time when many centrist voters still hold out hope that Hillary won't get the nomination. Once we're in the general election, a lot of Sanders supporters will either drop out entirely, or still claim to support Hillary and then not show up on election day. We're also still witnessing backlash from a lot of Cruz supporters, who aren't yet ready to accept Trump as the nominee (until the convention makes it official). Once we get into the general election, plenty of non-Trump republicans will fall into line, mainly because they're terrified of the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency.

>Hillary becomes president in 2016
>Comey resigns
>top leadership at FBI resigns
>potentially other top leadership in other agencies also resign
>they all go work for tech agencies actively working against Hillary
>and every person to ever get a security clearance or is in the process of getting one, is slapped across the face with a big throbbing wet cock; then told to suck it

You tell this story as if Hillary isn't already an insider with all these agencies.

I see you're denying all available data and replacing it with your own reality.

I look forward to your Karl Rove meltdown when it inevitably happens.

Just an opinion m8. I'm not too worried about it. Either way, I won't be represented, so it doesn't matter which one wins. That's the way I think it will probably go down though.

Y-you do know who Comey is...right?

Bro, you need to come drink with me and my !4ros, news understand rbr stifle fly mZ.