Who else listens to god-tier bro country when they workout?

>pic related
The king of bro country

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Country music is like literally listening to a commercial. It's awful. End yourself.

this. all it is is an advertisement for ___ beer brand, ____ truck brand and they're always fucking crying about their girlfriend leaving them, summer nights driving with the windows down, and pulling someones truck out of the ditch when it gets stuck.

>hey y'all
rofl

Country music is basically commercialized folk music. It's pop music for the middle Americans.

Why do modern country singers look so fucking dorky lmao

That guy looks like a numale redditor with a desk job who never goes to the gym

You probably listen to WOB WOB WOB WOB WOB you fucking faggot
Using rofl unironically? I bet you still play runescape

>getting offended because people don't like your shitty country music

ewwww boy

>faggot OP gets mad as fuck nobody likes HURR DURR BEER AND A BOAT music

You sound like a little bitch and you have shit taste lol

BEER TRUCKS GIRLS AND CORN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes, White Buffalo

Confirmed city slickin faggots that will probably take their wives last names.

You are an embarrasment to modern white men. You are the reason SJW tumblr people make fun of us and think we are stupid.

>slickin

lmao so you even try to put a southern accent into the way that you type? God damn, dude. I grew up in the south but you're a real faggot. You're probably from the midwest or some shit trying to put a southern drawl on all of your words because your favorite country singers do it. Lmao wow bud.

You realize your shitty country music is literally made by numale Jews to take money from tasteless fools like you

There is no creativity in this shitty music.

>taking anything tumblr bitches say at face value
Kill yourself man, once again your wife will probably wear the pants in your relationship. Look at me assuming you're straight.
Couple years out of school man, it happens. I live in Oklahoma with parents from Tennessee bro. Bet you're mad yours are from Sudanistan.
What kind of music do you listen to?

>listening to literally who
>not jerry reed instead

shiggy diggy

>Bet you're mad yours are from Sudanistan

lmao my dad's from arkansas and my mom's from kansas and even they aren't white trash enough to type with a southern accent. Be honest, how many times do you show up at a party with a flannel shirt rolled up to your sleeves with a bud light and say "HOWDYYYY Y'ALL!!!!!?"

>listening to anything but steady beat electronic while exercising

Shiggy

Who else lifts for a 32 County Socialist Republic?

Flannel shirt? I don't even wear shirts to parties bro.
While I'm working out? Nty
Fuck you bro, I'll roll my sleeves up if it want

I'm ashamed to be from the south when I hear anyone playing this fucking faggot new shit. If you don't listen to David Allen Coe or anyone with Junior in their name, you're a fucking faggot and probably don't own a truck either.

I hate country but Allen jackson made some good shit back in the day

>i bet you still play runescape
What the fuck is wrong with Runescape you mong. End yourself, nigger faggot.

>Cole Fagdell
>country

Fucking pleb tier bullshit music.

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do you have a funny hick accent too?

i always chuckle whenever souther folk tawk

>boohoo you don't listen to the right kind of country
These are the same faggots that were probably grilling me for "getting butthurt" earlier.

My man
My accent isn't that thick, I've got a friend who has an accent so thick most people think it's fake but He gets pussy left and right saying sweet heart and ma'am

>not Toby Keith

Jason Aldean is my jam

Old Aldean or new Aldean?

can hicks even use a computer

Don't listen to the haters. I only lift to Merle Haggard

Not him but new Aldean sucks fucking cock.

So does new everyone for that matter.

Luke Bryan, Brad Paisley, Zac Brown Band, Blake Shelton... All those fucking generic musicians everyone knows--they used to be good.

Now they're all sellout faggots who make bullshit music that sounds like 99cent 1990s disco pop music.

Every morning, I start the day off with Kenny Chesney - Save it for a rainy day

Unless it's raining

Then I cry

I hear you man. Too many fucking noises and sounds in country music nowadays that are not made from any instruments I know of.

>country
>not based blugrass
>listening to pop music

country music is for those with sub 105 IQs

Maybe if you listen to top 40, but the same can be said of any genre.

Apply yourself.

>people are from different geographical locations in the US so I automatically assume they're stupid :^)

>people need to be from specific areas to listen to certain genres of music

So I guess I'm Indian because I listened to ravi shankar this morning, right?

Absolutely disgusting. You don't deserve any gains.

Friendly reminder that judging someone based on musical tastes is the most pleb thing you can do. Musical taste is 109% subjective and any claim to the contrary is silliness.

European here. Recently started getting into country music. I like Eric Church's stuff so far. Anyone got any recommendations?

Luke Bryan's new stuff

Also, that song "Beautiful Drug" by Zac Brown Band is really great.

I like country music from the 90s-early 00s. Don't care much for bro country.

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>not listening to Cajun folk music

Never gonna make it.

>racism is bad but every white below the mason dixon line is an inbred retard

>He gets pussy left and right saying ma'am

I just get stuck-up cunts who get offended because ''ma'am makes me feel old''.

why the fuck hasn't anyone posted this?

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not saying people shouldn't be able to enjoy what they like but modern country is pretty unoriginal. there are some good ones but it's too much of the same stuff going on atm

Merle is the man

>drink a beer
>drive a truck
>kiss a girl
>be sad
>work on a farm
Throw in some hillbilly guitar and an annoying twangy voice and you have every modern country pop song ever.

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>Big John died for your gains

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Runescape music literally gave me chills after not playing the game for like 8 years. So many GOAT tracks from a little pixel game that I didn't even think I would remember songs from